Smash Hotel: Out of Control
THE SMASH BROS. MOVIE
Mario raised his Ipod to a higher volume. His ears felt like they were about to explode from the high volume but Mario didn't care. Listening to rock music, he didn't care about his surroundings and didn't care that Link had just left the room because he found the music annoying.
Stepping outside the room he saw Ness and Lucas talking about how King Dedede might be Santa Claus or something. Link walked down the stairs. Downstairs he saw Donkey and Diddy looking at a black machine.
"What is that?" Link asked.
Diddy showed it to Link and it was a video camera. Link took the video camera and examined it.
"Where'd you get this?" Link asked.
"Follow!" Donkey Kong shouted in his broken English.
He followed both monkeys and both went in the bathroom. Inside, Donkey pointed to the ceiling and Link saw a hole up there. Donkey and Diddy climbed up there while Link used his Hookshot to get up in the hole. Up there was an old, dusty room that seemed like it was over 9000 years old. Or, well, it looked pretty old, from spider webs there, to dust there, there were old books here and even a James Bond action figure. But what was the coolest of all was a big chest that looked clean.
Link opened the chest as for some reason, some familiar music played and even more oddly the inside of the chest was shining. Link took out the contents of the chest and a familiar sound played. Link looked to the right and saw Donkey with a radio playing the familiar Zelda tunes. Link paid no attention but looked at the contents of the chest.
Link was surprised. There were even more cameras, there was a green screen, a blue screen, even a magenta screen! There were many props, many costumes, microphones, headphones and that Boom Voice thing-it was the perfect Movie Crew thing!
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"AND ROLLING!" Mario shouted.
Mario had agreed to work as the director of the film because Link wanted to be in the movie and usually, directors don't get to be in their movies at all. The "SMASH BROS. MOVIE CREW" was right now making a movie. Sonic had written most of the script and it took them four days to plan out all the roles and script and stuff.
The intro scene would show Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong singing the Monkey Rap. The two sang, with DK playing some bongos. A large green screen was behind them. They were filming in the first floor.
After filming the intro, Mario moved to the Smash Hotel gardens. This scene would have Link chasing Wolf who had just stolen a piece of the Triforce. Because Zelda didn't want Link using the real Triforce because it'd be too risky ("And what if Link dropped the Triforce and broke it huh?"), Wolf was actually running away from Link with a cardboard piece covered in yellow shiny paper. It resembled a Triforce at least. In the gardens, Wolf jumped over a fence. Link tried to do the same however Link landed on his face while hopping the face.
"CUT! CUT! CUT!" Mario shouted angrily, completely ignoring the huge scratch on Link's face as he walked back to the set.
Mario angrily looked at Link but then smiled and turned to Snake who was supposed to be the stunt double.
"A stunt double will do! Link take your clothes off," Mario said.
The next second, Snake was in Link's clothes and Link was in underwear angrily looking at Mario, still with the bleeding scratch. Mario shouted "ACTION!" as Wolf jumped over the fence. Link's stunt double, Snake, not only jumped over the fence, but he back flipped over the fence. The film crew clapped.
"Good, good, good!" Mario shouted.
The film continued but unfortunately, Link had a huge scratch on his face and Mario didn't want the hero of the movie having a "stupid looking" scratch on his head so he had Snake be Link's stunt double for the whole movie, while Link went inside to get his blue Zora clothing. It was better having a fish costume than being in underwear. And unfortunately for Snake, he had to shave so he would look more like Link.
"Can't we just get Toon Link to appear in the movie at least?" Link asked hopefully.
"Toon Link's too young to do stunts," Mario said, ignoring the fact that Toon Link had actually done better stunts that Mario had ever done.
After four weeks later, the final battle of the movie was being filmed on the roof of the Smash Hotel. Mario was the only one who was filming the scene because all the other cameraman didn't want to risk their lives being over 60 feet above ground.
While filming the final battle, Snake punched Wolf too hard and made him fall off the ledge of the hotel and Wolf landed however, on the swimming pool right outside the hotel.
"Yes! That was perfect! Perfect! A great final punch! And now, for the final scene!" Mario said as Wolf drowned in the water below.
In the final scene, "Link" and Zelda kissed after having saved the Triforce. But really it was Snake and Zelda who kissed and Link was so jealous who threw a bomb at Snake when Snake was eating the next day and completely burned all his food.
"Ha, Link even needs a stunt double to kiss someone!" Meta Knight joked.
Link sighed as he walked past a mirror and saw that his face still had a huge scratch. Link began to cry in a corner as everyone pointed and laugh.
About a month later, the movie was finished and was going to be put on theatres. It had great fight scenes, great stunts, defiantly a movie that was even better than all of Jackie Chan's movies combined!
Mario walked to the post office with Luigi, with a package that contained the tape of the movie. He was gonna send it to Hollywood!
While the Post Office truck was on its way to Hollywood, however on his trip to Hollywood, the delivery man crashed the truck into a wall that said "Don't crash here." Most of the letters in the truck were lost and one of those letters was a package that was supposed to go to Hollywood.
When the Smash Bros. gang found out the news, they immediately all tossed the camera and all the other items back into the old boring place where they belong.
Four months of working for nothing.
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Author's Notes: Did you know? The title of this fan fic is based on the movie Bruce and Lloyd: Out of Control. It's a funny movie and a spin-off of the 2008 Get Smart.