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It was a crisp and warm Saturday morning.
Lincoln sat up in his bed, hoping today would be like any other day as the sun peaked through his blinds, letting in long waves of light squeeze inside.
Lincoln's eyelids barely affixed themselves to meet the standards of looking onwards to the sun that had also woken up for the purpose to wake everyone on the planet earth up.
He remembered the day he got his powers and became Spider-Guy, all the moments would rewind in his head over and over. So far, nothing happened for the rest of the week, which was a real let down but a real relief to him and everybody else.
Lincoln slid off his bed as he put on his normal attire of an orange shirt and dark blue denim jeans, fixed his covers as he went on the journey to the kitchen to have his breakfast.
As he took a step to the door he could hear and almost feel his sisters doing their usual business in the morning.
He peeked through the crack of his brown wooden door to see the following:
Lori texting on her phone, ignoring everything and everybody around her.
Leni scrambling around her to find the right outfit to wear for the day.
Lynn roller-skating through the many hallways with a hockey stick and a plastic orange ball.
Luna rocking out on her purple electric guitar, possibly louder than every sound in the entire house.
Luan setting up her next prank around the house but he wasn't sure what purposed it served.
Lucy talking to the spirits of the Underworld using her Ouija Board that she actually got for Christmas.
Lisa conducting many tests as evidenced by the mini explosions not too far.
Lola and Lana fighting over something they both really wanted but could a million other ways around the conflict.
Lily waddled around the hallways until she dropped another loaded diaper right in the middle for everyone to see and the awful smell for them to . . . smell.
All the perfect elements of a typical Saturday morning in the Loud House.
Lincoln sighed a sweet breath of relief as he walked through the hallways that miraculously had all ten girls inside as if none of them was there.
Today was gonna be like any other day.
After Breakfast was over, Lincoln walked upstairs until something sprang in his head.
Lincoln quickly dodged a pail of water and an orange ball by somersaulting out of the way.
"Wow! sorry bro!" Lynn quickly apologized, thinking that she hit her brother.
"Aw, man! I was going to get the drop on you! Get it?" Luan giggled.
Lincoln smirked as he instantly realized that was one of many powers he had.
"Guys, its no problem!" Lincoln said nonchalantly.
After that moment, he decides to search the closet for any his mother's old sewing machines and random pieces of spandex for his costume because he knew that was task he must complete. On the way, there, he sees Lisa writing something down on her clipboard while in her room.
"Whatcha thinking about now, Lis?" asked Lincoln as he faced his genius little sister.
"Well, if you really want to know, I'm doing certain studies on how the abilities the person on Wednesday's video is scientifically impossible for any normal human being to possess." She answered.
Lincoln's pupils shank and eyes widened on how she secretly researching about him but as his alter-ego, Spider-Guy.
"Okay, Lis, have fun with that." He said nervously as he sprinted to the closet.
Lincoln looked around the entire closet until he found the dusty sewing machine and the spandex, lucky for him, he had tons of red and blue materials that would work on the uniform.
After finding what he was looking for he rushed to his room in an instant as he finally had all the components for his new costume. Lincoln also brought out a pair of old black swimming goggles that was somewhere underneath his bed.
Hours and a lot of sewing later, his full Spider-Man costume was finally finished and looked pretty snazzy if he did say so himself.
The suit laid on his bed in all its red-and-blue glory while Lincoln sat in a chair to stare.
Lincoln put on the gloves, then his shoes, until he put on the leggings and top which fit like a glove to him. Afterwards, he put on the mask and the black goggles over it.
Lincoln pulled out a mirror where he made several poses in his new suit, all looked stunning and fashionable.
When he was done posing inside the suit for a while, he knew that was going outside later, so just in case, he placed his Spider-Man costume in his backpack.
When the time was right, Lincoln grabs his scooter and parks it right in front of the doorway
"Okay, bye mom! Be back in a bit!" exclaimed Lincoln as he drove away in his scooter.
"Ok, bye hon!" Rita replied from Lily's room as she was changing her diaper.
Lincoln was riding his scooter to Flip's Games and Grub until he saw a black van parked right beside the Royal Wood National Bank.
"Wow, if that isn't suspicious, then I don't know what is." Said Lincoln as he looked directly at someone who was currently reading this sentence.
Lincoln hid beside the black van where he changed into Spider-Guy and placed his backpack and scooter by a nearby tree.
"Its go time." Lincoln exclaimed as he pulled his mask over his head and crawled through the tall open window that was right above the entrance of the bank.
Inside were four criminals that were ransacking the cracked-open safe of all its money, all while wearing fake plastic masks of Ace Savvy, his sidekick One-eyed Jack, The High Card, and Strong Suit.
Lincoln casually walked upon the scene of the decoy heroes robbing the bank, watching them do their little thing for a couple seconds.
"Sup' Guys?" he nonchalantly asked.
The presence and sound of Lincoln caught all the criminal's attention as they stopped in their tracks.
"Wait a minute . . ." hollered Lincoln (or from now on Spider-Lincoln) while he pretended to sound oblivious.
"You guys aren't the real Deck of Superfriends!" he exclaimed.
All the criminals walked closer to attack the masked kid because they knew he wasn't supposed to be here.
"I could tell cuz' Strong Suit gives it away." Spidey continued.
Spider-Lincoln shot a web that dragged the Ace Savvy faker towards him where he was able sucker punch him in the face, the criminal disguised as One-Eyed Jack attempted to elbow his face but Spidey caught the attack and shoves him into Strong Suit who both fell to the ground, Spidey jumps onto the ceiling where he saw The High Card running towards him with a closed fist. Spidey dodged every single punch with ease until he finally caught a blow and threw him into the pile with all his other fake friends.
After the whole fight, the hero decide to jump down from his spot on the ceiling, landing on his knee.
"Whoa, that was awesome." He simply remarked.
"Time to put you guys in bed." Spider-Lincoln quipped.
All the knocked-out criminals could do was groan in their large dogpile.
Moments Later, the police arrived only to find all the criminals unmasked while tied-up in a pale sticky substance with a small paper note that read:
You're welcome,
- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.
. . .
Later that night, Lincoln and his entire family sat in front of the couch watching the news on the Television, exactly like yesterday.
"Good morning Michigan!" The news reporter yelled like another certain news reporter from Vietnam.
"I'm your news reporter, Patchy Drizzle, here for your daily dose of news!" Patchy announced.
"Today, at the Royal Woods National Bank was robbed by four criminals disguised as superheroes of all things-!" Patchy couldn't help but give a small chuckle.
All the Loud children laughed at the criminal's stupid idea of keeping their identity safe, despite being y'know, criminals.
"The criminals were caught yet again by yesterday's mystery hero who, as evidenced by note left behind, claims to be addressed as Spider-Guy."
Meanwhile, Lisa was writing down on her clipboard the new name of the mysterious super-hero. Which Lincoln saw and winced a little.
"This, Spider-Guy, is really working up a storm!" exclaimed Rita.
"Yeah, he really is!" Lincoln remarked, sweat ran down his head.
"Maybe that new spider-guy that could defend our home." Leni simply suggested.
All the other sisters seemed to agree with Leni, who wasn't the brightest of all the Loud sisters (including Lincoln).
Lisa shook her head side to side in disagreement, not believing anything they would say about this supposed spider-guy.
"Hogwash!" Lisa walked away to conduct more tests and research in her room.
Lincoln watched Lisa walk away, he felt a wave of emotion hit him but he wasn't sure which one though.
Even with all his efforts, Lincoln couldn't believe that Lisa didn't believe in Spider-guy, who was really her brother. He knew that she intelligent and did not think the existence of these types of things were possible, even though it really is.
That moment forced Lincoln to try harder to protect the place he called home and show to all that he means business.
. . .
TetherCorps, Royal Woods
Tetherby's even more wealthy uncle, Dr. Curt Tetherby, was working on serum that could regenerate a lost limb by extracting Lizard DNA, since their tails have the best example of regeneration in the animal kingdom right next to the wolverine.
Since the day he lost his right arm in a wartime blast, resulting in its amputation, he had jumpstarted on the idea formula to find a way to replace his lost arm without prosthetics.
It was almost midnight when Curt was completing the final stages to his serum in the empty and quiet laboratory since every single person had left except for Tetherby.
That man was determined to finish it, taking most of his time to working on it as well as extensive research for other uses and little time for breaks.
". . . Completed!" Curt exclaimed after putting a drip of blood from a lizard into the clear glass test tube, the scientist looked at the red but quickly changed to a bright green in a matter of seconds with amazement.
Curt then suddenly realized that he ran of rat test subjects, many of them died to the side effects of the early serum prototypes.
Until he looked at the syringe on the other side of his large desk, Curt realized that he had no other choice but to test the formula . . . on himself, which could mean many possibilities but one to most likely happen was the possibility of death.
Curt, with little hesitation in his mind and body, grabbed the plastic syringe from its spot, dipped the incredibly dark brown needle inside the substance, grabbed a reasonable amount, and stabbed the sharp point into his shoulder.
Curt instantly cringed as the rest of the serum was inserted into his arm, even though there was great pain he thought of a hopefully great outcome . . . and survival of the risky move.
The scientist quickly removed the needle form his shoulder immediately after the serum was emptied from the syringe onto the body part that had lost something close to every human.
Curt grabbed a tissue and cleaned off the small part of blood that leaked out of the mini wound, afterwards he stared at his shoulder, anticipating for any type of side effects to happen.
Then, something strange and ultimately worrying appeared: While his arm did quickly regenerate like he had longed and hoped for, a patch of dark green lizard skin appeared in the same spot as the needle that penetrated his body.
Curt's eyes widened and pupils shrank at the sight of the lizard scales, but he moved and wiggled his new arm since he hadn't done after the day he lost it.
He didn't know what to do with the patch, if he left it there something bad would happen but there was still a slim chance that it wouldn't.
That was what he thought until the patch started rapidly growing all over the dot like a disease or a wave from the ocean, he held in his screams while holding back the waterworks from overflowing.
As his newly-generated arm was completely covered in dark green lizard scales, the fingernails on his infected had slowly grown pitch black then into sharp pointed claws; exactly like a Kamado dragon.
The infection ran right through his torso, his right shoulder and repeated the monster-like transformation of his hand, the whole ring area of his neck, until it reached his back where pointed shards sprouted of his back and a bulge that later formed a long reptilian tail also with pointed shards.
Curt's entire head formed into a slumped head shape that no longer resembled a human's, inside his mouth, the human teeth he had later formed into a mouthful of sharp fangs and as well his tongue as it turned into a red small slithery lizard tongue that looks exactly like those types of poisonous snakes.
His feet changed into long four-toed feet with every single toe more extended than the one behind it.
Curt's eyes turned from a round white eye into an edged pure red one with dark outline.
Curt couldn't think normally, his once human body turned into a monstrous cocoon of a lizard, doing the exact opposite of what it was intentionally made for.
The Lizard (formally Curt Tetherby) looked at some shattered pieces of glass that had been tossed over in his fit of transformation rage.
The Lizard growled at the fuzzy reflection, as he ran straight at the glass pane of the window in the TetherCorp building, pure anger started to burn in his body.
Curt Tetherby, now The Lizard, was now gone and this monster has replaced him . . . his mission?
Take out the citizens of Royal Woods, Michigan.
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