JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing

By Serena Kenobi

Author's note: Many thanks for the reviews! I'm glad you liked it. In case I forgot to mention... the characters will definitely be OOC. But I'm sure you already knew that. He he he. Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Disclaimer: Do I disclaim? (sees lawyers) I DISCLAIM!!

JLU Chatroom 1

VixenMustDie has loggedin.

UndiesOnTheOutside has logged in.

VixenMustDie:Superman??

UndiesOnTheOutside:Do I know you?

VixenMustDie: It's Hawkgirl.

UndiesOnTheOutside:Oh, hey Shayera!

VixenMustDie:Wut's w/ the name?

UndiesOnTheOutside:Uh, not my idea. Lois made it up.

IDateSuperheroes has logged in.

IDateSuperheroes:CLARK!!!

UndiesOnTheOutside:Lois? Why that name?

IDateSuperheroes:Well, it's true. I dated Green Arrow, Batman, and now you.

UndiesOnTheOutside:!!!!!

VixenMustDie: Good grief, u do get around, don't u Lois?

IDateSuperheroes:SHUT UP!

AnimalImpersonator has logged in.

GreenMarine has logged in.

AnimalImpersonator:Who hates me?

GreenMarine:Shayera? That you?

VixenMustDie:Yeah, it's me. Not that'd you'd care.

AnimalImpersonator:Why must I die? Just cuz u betrayed ur bf doesn't mean I can't have a relationship w/ him.

VixenMustDie: U $#&$$!!!

UndiesOnTheOutside:Ouch.

IDateSuperheroes:Tell us how you REALLY feel, Shayera.

GreenMarine: It's not Mari's fault, Shayera!

VixenMustDie: No, it's YOUR FAULT!!! You $#!$#$+#$!

IDateSuperheroes:Oh geez…

JustCallMeCupid has logged in.

NotSoSilentDeath has logged in.

WorldsBestDetective has logged in.

KickButtItalianChick has logged in.

KnightInDarkArmor has logged in.

UndiesOnTheOutside:????? Wut's with the sudden logging in?

VixenMustDie:INVASION!!!

AnimalImpersonator:Not that you'd kno anything about THAT, Hawkgirl…

GreenMarine: Mari!!!

VixenMustDie: U &#$$#&$$!

IDateSuperheroes:Ur digging urself a grave, Vixen.

KnightInDarkArmor:This is, once again, a waste of my time.

JustCallMeCupid: So leave, Batman.

WorldsBestDetective:He can't because Wonder Woman is forcing him to go on because she wants to spy on the rest of us mortals.

KnightInDarkArmor:I'M the world's best detective!!! Not you!

KickButtItalianChick:SOMEONE's got a major ego… all you men are the same. Think ur the best, the toughest, the smartest… when in truth, ur all JERKS! With Super-sized egos!

NotSoSilentDeath: I actually agree with u, Helena.

KickButtItalianChick:That's a new one, blondie.

JustCallMeCupid:Catfight!!! Too bad I can't watch…

KickButtItalianChick:Ur bf's a sicko, BC.

NotSoSilentDeath: Oh yeah? Well urs doesn't have a face! And he's a stalker…

WorldsBestDetective:I'm not a stalker. I just know everything about everyone.

IDateSuperheroes:Stalker… hey, Ollie!

JustCallMeCupid:Lois? Wow, it's been a long time.

KickButtItalianChick:And I thought Batman dated a lot of women…

KnightInDarkArmor: I haven't actually 'dated' many women. And GA, a catfight would be Catwoman against Cheetah.

JustCallMeCupid: I'd pay to see that. Who'd you think win?

NotSoSilentDeath:OK, Helena's right. You ARE sick, Ollie. Helena, u up for a coffee?

KickButtItalianChick:Totally. These guys are all psycho.

TheKillerJoke has logged in.

TheKillerJoke: No, that would be ME, my pretty! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAasdfasdofasdfnasdgoasdig[werw51-235D'JADF[OIAWHTNGA'SD8Wioweurt0wngfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

TheKillerJoke has left the chatroom.

UndiesOnTheOutside:??????

KnightInDarkArmor: I think the Joker hacked into our system but passed out from laughing so hard. His head must've hit the keyboard and in doing so, he kept pressing the same button. BEAT THAT, QUESTION!

WorldsBestDetective:Dang it. Foiled again.

VixenMustDie: GL? U still there?

GreenMarine:Unfortunately, yes.

VixenMustDie: I just learned something interesting. Very interesting. U WENT ON A DATE WITH VIXEN AFTER YOUR DATE W/ ME!!!! UR SO #&$$ DEAD, JOHN #(#&#$#$ STEWART!!

JustCallMeCupid:Wow, GL, stupid move on your part.

GreenMarine: It seemed like a good idea at the time…

AnimalImpersonator:U went on a date w/ Hawkgirl B4 ME??? I'M GONNA $$&#$#$&$ MURDER U, STEWART!!!!

GreenMarine: I'm outta here.

GreenMarine has left the chatroom.

VixenMustDie:COWARD!!!

VixenMustDie has left the chatroom.

AnimalImpersonator:HEY! I'M NOT FINISHED TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU!!!

AnimalImpersonator has left the chatroom.

KnightInDarkArmor:That's it. I'm through. I have to find out how the Joker got into this chatroom. I'll see all of you idiots later. Hopefully not.

KnightInDarkArmor has left the chatroom.

NotSoSilentDeath:Why that arrogant –

JustCallMeCupid:Dinah!!

NotSoSilentDeath:Well he is!

KickButtItalianChick:She's right. For once.

IDateSuperheroes:This has been… interesting. Everyone believes that u supers are all noble, good people….

JustCallMeCupid:That's a laugh.

IDateSuperheroes:When in reality ur all a bunch of maniacal psychopaths, creepy stalkers, and insane whackjobs with no life. U STINK!

IDateSuperheroes has left the chatroom.

UndiesOnTheOutside:Lois, wait for me!

UndiesOnTheOutside has left the chatroom.

JustCallMeCupid: Got him wrapped around her little finger…

NotSoSilentDeath:Ollie! We're going out tonight!

JustCallMeCupid: Now wait just a minute…

NotSoSilentDeath:We're GOING!

JustCallMeCupid: All right, Dinah.

NotSoSilentDeath has left the chatroom.

JustCallMeCupid has left the chatroom.

WorldsBestDetective:Wrapped around her little finger…

KickButtItalianChick:Q?

WorldsBestDetective:Yes?

KickButtItalianChick:Shut up.

Poor John... er, not. Reviews are welcome!