AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, shoot. Remind me to never copy/paste my work from AO3 instead of drive.

Kalec expected to land head first into the ground. He did not. He was standing under a bridge in Bilgewater Harbor, the same place he stood to give new adventurers a quest to talk to a murloc all the way back when Deathwing was still alive- and before he was a washed up former aspect. Unfortunately, he was in the present day. Did that mean Nozdormu just gave up?

But Kalec knew Nozdormu had not given up and had sent him here for a reason. And it certainly wasn't to hang out with some goblin class trainer or random seal. So Kalec thought of all the reasons he could be there. Azuregos? Maybe, but he knew Azuregos was in the Nexus after some priest and mage freed it from the Ethereum. "I should probably pay him a visit…" he thought out loud. But then he realized he was standing in the middle of the road and he heard a loud honking noise.

When he looked up, he realized who Nozdormu wanted him to see. Clad in a crusty top hat and tacky vest was none other than Trade Prince Gallywix. Apparently he was the second worst "character" to this odd Champion named Ememoe.

"Ay, you! Some dude with an hourglass said he'd give me twenty dollas if I let you hang with me for a day! Get in the car so I can get paid!"

Holding his nose to block Gallywix's terrible breath, Kalec got in the car. There was no escaping until Nozdormu decided it was time to force Kalec somewhere else. But when life gives you lemons…

"So, sir… where are we going?"

"Some bar here in the harbor. I just go there whenever I ain't in the palace. After all, I paid off the owner to give me a seat whenever I go there."

Well, having a drink seemed appealing to Kalec after the Med'an fiasco. He relaxed in the comfortable car seat as Gallywix hit the acceleration pedal.

After a quick drive, Kalec and Gallywix got to the bar and walked in. It was pretty full, but the barkeep pushed a patron out of his seat to make room for Gallywix.

"So, what can I get you today?"

"Ay. I've got a guest with me, make some room for him."

"No can do, you only paid for your own seating."

"He's a dragon."

As if on cue, Kalecgos partially transformed his hand, showing blue scales and gave off some magic.

"Welp, okay! Looks like we had a misunderstanding!"

The barkeep pushed another patron off his seat. Kalec sat down. The barkeep wiped some sweat off his brow and asked his question again. "What can I get you two?"

Gallywix leaned back. "Just the usual. What do you want, Mr. Blue Aspect?"

"Well, actually I'm not an aspect anymore, but I'll just have whatever you're having."

The barkeep mixed some drinks and gave them to Gallywix and Kalec.

Kalec took a sip. Then he took a large swallow. Then he ordered sixty more. Even Gallywix was shocked at how much the dragon could drink. But they both kept drinking more.

"What's in this?" Asked Kalecgos.

"Well, you ever heard of Med'an?"

Kalecgos nodded.

"After he died we found a bunch of weird Kool-Aid in his room. We stuck some vodka and lobster juice in it and made this. As much as I hated the little shit, he had good taste in drinks."

Kalecgos didn't have the heart to mention that the Kool-Aid was the liquefied remains of Med'an which he ordered one of his drake lieutenants to hide. But, hey. Drinking the remains of Med'an sure was a treat. Especially when it was Kalec who killed him.

Two hours later, both of them were wasted on alcoholic Med'an juice.

"Sho, who's gonna pay the bill?" asked a drunk Kalec. Some snowflakes fell out of his mouth, as he could not control his ice breath in his drunken state.

"Not me, I'm gettin paid. I ain't losin money on you."

"No hecking way you cheapshkate. You pay."

"Shays the one who- hic - got SHIXTYSHEVEN DRINKSH."

"FUCK YOU! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSHTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"

Kalec was so drunk that he didn't even notice he turned into his true form. The bar's roof and walls were destroyed due to the massive dragon that could not fit. The panicked patrons and barkeep ran away, but Gallywix stood his ground.

"PAY. THE. BILL."

"NO!"

Neither of them noticed there was no bill to pay and no bar that the money would go to. Kalec flapped his wings and hovered above Gallywix. "PAY THE BILL OR I SWEAR ON THE GRAVE OF MALYGOS I WILL DESTROY YOU."

"THE BILL WAS SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU HECK, I AIN'T PAYING SHIT!"

"FINE THEN! BE THAT WAY!"

Kalecgos swooped into the air and prepared to fire his ice breath at Gallywix, who got into a fighting stance. But as soon as he was ready, he felt a massive force ram into his left side and sent him crashing into the waters of the harbor as Gallywix laughed out loud.

Suddenly sober by some strange magic, Kalegos woke up on the Azsharan sea floor horrified. The force that rammed into him was none other than Nozdormu himself.

"You're still paying that bill." With that, Nozdormu flew off with the money Kalecgos was somehow hiding, even in his dragon form.

After a few seconds, a loud pop was heard and Kalecgos vanished, off to spend a day with yet another mystery person.