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Red vs. Blue
The Pirate Chronicles
Part 2: Reunion
"Sir?" Said Donut
"What is it Donut?" Answered Sarge
"There is a big flaming thing coming against us!"
"What?" They all looked at the sky. "In the name jukebox! Run!
They all scattered.
"Grif you try to catch the flaming thing for study!" Sarge yelled
"No way, it would kill me!" Grif yelled in reply
"And?"
The fireball crashed in the middle of the canyon whit a boom.
Meanwhile at Blue Base.
Everyone covered their ears when the fireball crashed.
They expected to be burnt to death.
"Are we dead yet?" Asked Caboose
"No we're not Caboose." Answered Church
"Maybe you should go up there take a look." Tucker said
"No way Tucker. You go up there."
"Me? Hell no! What if something came whit the fireball?
"Like what?"
"I don't know. A monster maybe."
"But how would it survive the impact?"
"Maybe the fireball is a monster?"
Church and Tucker continued to argue like this for about a minute.
"But maybe it's a fire breathing titanium monster?" Said Tucker
"Or maybe it's a titanium breathing fire monster?" Said Caboose suddenly.
"Shut up Caboose!" Said Church
"Wait Caboose! Maybe you should go up there?" Said Tucker
"But what if it really is a fire monster breathing titanium monster?"
"I'll give candy for dinner."
And whit a blink of an eye, Caboose was gone and standing on top of the base. He looked at the fireball/fire monster/titanium monster. It wasn't a monster or a ball. It was more of a cylinder.
"Caboose what do you see up there?" Said Church from the lower level.
"I see a... skylinder."
"I think you mean a cylinder."
"Yes a cylinderer."
Church sighed and said:
"Well what is it doing."
"It is standing there, and smoking. It shouldn't do that, it's bad for your health."
"Don't you mean that smoke is coming from it?"
"Yeah... that's what I mean."
Church went back down in to the hangar. Tucker had just finished telling a joke.
"Bow chicka bow wow."
"That's disgusting!" Said Doc
"Hey guys." Church said
"What?"
"It's safe to come up now."
"Good, let's go."
At the Red Base.
"We have to check out that flaming thing." Said Sarge
"No we don't." Said Grif
"I agree whit Sarge." Said Simmons
"You always agree whit Sarge you kiss ass!"
"What do you think Donut?" Said Sarge
"I do think that fire thing is scary, but if I agree whit Grif, Sarge will hate me. So I have to agree whit Sarge."
"Traitor."
"Okay let's check out that thing. Me and Simmons will take the warthog. Grif you take the mongoose and Donut take you hovering motorcycle thing.
"But I don't want to take the mongoose."
"Why not dirtbag?"
"Cause you started to laugh when you said that I should take the mongoose."
"How did a laugh that scared you?"
"Like when you think of me dying. Kind 'a like he he he."
"Okay then. Grif you take the motorcycle, and Donut rides behind you on it."
Grif looked over at Donut.
"No thanks, I'll take the mongoose."
"Good, now get moving!"
One minute later the reds where on their way. They started to get nearer the flaming thing.
"Now which of this buttons is the brake?" Taught Grif "It must be the one that it says stop on."
He pressed the button but the mongoose accelerated to an insane speed. Grif started to fell the G-forces. But Sarge on the other hand was pleased whit that his latest plan to kill Grif had worked. He went over the plan in his head. "Build a very fast vehicle. Replace the brakes whit small rocket engines and get Grif to drive it. Grif would no doubt die from the impact when he hits the canyon wall, or if he survived that he would die when the rocket engines explode."
Sarge chuckled.
"What are you laughing about sir? Said Simmons from the gunner position on the warthog.
"Oh nothing." Said Sarge and chuckled again.
Meanwhile.
The blues where running against the cylinder when something flew past them at insane speeds. That something was Grif on the mongoose.
They didn't care about it and continued to run. The found the cylinder.
"What the hell is that?" Said Tucker
"I don't know but"
More then that he didn't have time to say before the reds showed up.
Sarge parked the warthog and got out. He addressed the blues.
"Get away from our flaming thing!"
"No way, it's closer to our base. And it's not a flaming thing, it's a cylinder."
"Who cares what is it?"
At that point a hatch opened from the cylinder. The reds and the blues expected to see an alien exit the cylinder. But instead they saw a bomb. But just any bomb, but a very special bomb. Andy The Bomb.
"Hello shisnos!" he said as he rolled out of the cylinder
"Andy? How the hell did you survive?"
"Well it was like this...
"Blarg!"
"What?"
Suddenly Junior appeared from the cylinder.
"Junior!!" Tucker yelled
"Blarg? Blarg honk! Junior blarged and ran up to his father and hugged his leg. Tucker hugged back. Junior then pulled out something from nowhere and gave it to his father. It was the sword. I mean the key. Or key-sword.
"My sword. Thank you Junior." Said Tucker
"Can someone tell me what is going on?" Said Church
"I can." Said Sheila's voice from the cylinder
"Sheila?" Said Caboose and ran up and hugged the cylinder, burning himself.
"Ow ow ow, Sheila you're warm. I think that you have fever.
"No Caboose, I am warm cause the ride trough the atmosphere.
"Okay you got to tell us what the hell happened!" Said Church
"All right, this is what happened." Said Sheila
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