Chibi Goji walks out and faces the readers. "Hi names Goji Kaiju, I'm from G,F,1's E.K.A series. The big guy wants to apologize for the next chapter of War Angel Ranma. It seems his computer's life span has finally blown, and the piece of junk crashed, meaning all the work on War Angel Ranma went up in smoke. Currently he's retyping his work on his laptop but it will take a little longer then expected so please bear with him." Goji grins. "So I'll pass on a joke that the author learned this pass summer to help entertain you." Goji takes a deep breath. "A panda walks into a bar it orders something to eat and a beer. A few seconds after it finished eating the panda pulls out and uzi and shoots up the bar and starts to leave."
"The bar tender stands back up and stares at the panda and asks. "Why'd you do that for?"
"The panda turns back to the bar tender and replies. "I'm a panda look it up"
"The bar tender stares at the panda in confusion "Huh?"
"Again the panda said. "I'm a panda look it up" "And the panda left."
"The bar tender took out a dictionary and looked for panda, when he found it he looked at the description." "Panda: large animal native to China, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Goji starts to crack up then stiffens at a feminine cry of… "GOJI JUNIOR KAIJU!"
Goji proceeds to run like the hounds of hell were after him. A young shorthaired blonde wearing what looked to be a little red riding hood costume comes stomping out. "Honestly he was supposed to take me to the movies." She then realizes she's being watched. "Oh hi my names Bulleta Bonnie Hood aka B.B Hood from Darkstalkers, now you're probably wondering why I'm not out hunting for bounty and acting like a psycho killer with a child's personality, well you'll have to keep reading the E.K.A series to find out. In the meantime Goji better take me to the movies or he'll get a serving of "Happy Missile" up his cute tight ass with a side order of "Cheer and Fire."