Three Little Kittens

Notes: story is A/U and it is a Megamind and Despicable Me crossover.

Summery; during one of his schemes Megamind receive a devastating call telling him that his "brother" in all but species and blood has died leaving orphan his three little girls. What will he do when he's given full custody of said little girls? Will his life change for the better or for the worst?

Chapter one: Just A Phone call

Roxanne Ritchi sat on a chair in the middle of the large room; her hands were tied behind her back and her feet to the legs of the chair. She tried to look around the room trying to figure out where she was, but it was of no use since she still had that smelly potato bag over her head. She has been kidnap, again. Roxanne turned her head towards the familiar sound of the familiar voices coming from her left.

"Is everything ready Minion?" she heard the sexy voice of her kidnaper, Megamind.

People thought that she hated the blue villain, after all man had been kidnapping her for 15years. No, she did not hate Megamind that did not mean that she liked either. Roxanne had not had a normal life since she was in her mid teen, when Metro Dude had asked her out and Megamind had kidnapped her for the first time. She hates being kidnap, hates having the knocked out gas use on her, hates being tied up and use as the damsel in distress, and most of all she hates being rescue by mister goody two-shoes A.K.A Metro Man. Most of Metro City believes the rumors that she and Metro Man were dating that they were a couple and that pretty soon they would get married which by the way was a total lie. Those that did not believe the rumors believe that she and Megamind are secret lover and that she was suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

"Everything is ready Sir," Minion answer

"Good, good my friend," said Megamind "Now let us continue with our…"

Somewhere in the lair, a phone began to ring.

"What is that strange noise?" Megamind asked

"That Sir might be the ringing of the Lairs new phone. Should I answer it Sir?"

"No Minion. Let it ring it's probably one of those annoying telemakers."

"Tele-marketers, Sir" Minion corrected his master.

"That is what I said," Megamind said. "Now where were we? Ah, yes now I remember. Minion the bag!"

As soon as the smelly bag was off her head, she began to look around the room. The room was large with a circular dome for a ceiling; on her far left hidden by shadows was what looks like the outline of a huge telescope.

"Ah Miss Ritchi; how nice of you to stop by and visit."

Roxanne turned her head to look at Megamind who was seating in a tall black leather back chair with a brainbot on his lap.

"Would it kill you to wash the bag at least once?" Roxanne yelled at her blue kidnapper. She pretended to be angry at Megamind trying to ignore the fluttering butterflies in her stomach.

"To answer your question Miss Ritchi," Megamind said getting off his chair and walking toward her ignoring the ringing of the Lairs phone. "No, it won't kill me to wash the bag."

"Then why don't you ever wash it? That bag smell like something died on it."

"Have you forgotten that I'm a villain, Miss Ritchi? I do not Carrie bags that smell like roses, cinnamon, or lavender. If you want a bag that smells nice Miss Ritchi, then I suggest that you have one with you the next time that you're kidnap."

Metro Man was called and she gave him their location (the abandon observatory) only to find out that it wasn't true.

"Well, well, well Metro Man. It seems that you once again have fallen right into my trap."

"You can't trap justice, it's an idea a belief," Metro Man said

"Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time."

"Justice is a none corrosive Metal"

"But metals can be melted by heat of rev-ange,"

"Its pronounce Revenge and it is best serve cold,"

"But it can easily be re-heated in the microwave of ev… Oh or crying aloud! Can't those Telemarketers take a hint and stop calling! I swear Minion if that phone does not stop ring I will chop someone's head off that someone is who ever that is calling. Whose idea was it to get a phone for the lair?"

"Yours Sir"

"Really, well that was a really stupid idea. Wait, where are you going?"

"to answer the phone, Sir" Minion told him.

"Hello you have called the lair of Megamind, the incredibly handsome criminal genius and of all villainy. this is Minion speaking, how may I help you?... Oh yes one moment Doctor." Minion said before passing the phone to Megamind.

"Ollo," Megamind said as soon as he took the phone walking to the farthest side of the room.

"Yes this is he… ah; DR. Nafario how have you been… wait that was you calling? I apology's I thought that you were one of those annoying telemarkers… WHAT! What the f*** do you mean that his dead!… How the f*** did that happened? …when did it happen? ….Does Mother know about this, has she been informed? …In the hospital, Why is she in the hospital? … A heart attack!"

Minion went to the controls and shut off both video and sound feed to the Metro Man Museum and the abandon observatory. He then call the brain bots telling them to stand by, make themselves invisible, and wait for further instructions.

Roxanne turns the rotating chair to see Megamind pacing back and forth with the cell phone in his ear listening to whoever this was. He would ask questions, he would yell at the person on the other end of the line, and sometimes he would curse. She had never before heard Megamind curse. Roxanne looked at Minion that was standing beside her before turning to watch Megamind.

"Thank you for calling me . When Mother wakes up please tell that I am on my way. Oh and Dr Nafario, don't leave the girls alone." Megamind said before closing the phone.

"sir. Is everything alright Sir?"

He stood still, with his eyes closed, and he was breathing hard. With an angry scream, he throws the phone at the wall where it bounce hit the floor. Another scream and Megamind hit the wall to his right, punching through the drywall and hitting a 2x4. He was shaking, his were tightly close, and a lone tear rolled down his cheek. Megamind ignored the pain that was shooting from his fist up his arm. He hit the wall for the second, third, fourth time; trying to take all the anger and pain that he was feeling at the wall. He felt the robotic arms of Minion grab him from the waist and pull him way from the wall carrying him out of the room.

"Minion put me down, put me down right Now! Minion!"

"No"

"You're forgetting your place Minion. PUT. ME. DOWN. NOW!

"No Sir, not until you calm down."

As soon as they arrived at the first floor of the lair Minion let go of his Master. The blue skin bright green eyes alien cradle his broken and bloody hand to his chest while with his other he wipe the tears that were freely rolling down his cheek.

"Sir, what happened?" Minion asked

"Hm?"

"You lost your composure back there. What happened?

"Michael died last night and Mother is in the hospital do to a heart attack."

"I'm so sorry Sir"

"Minion," Megamind said walking towards the back of the lair where his "room" was.

"Sir"

"Get me a plane ticket for the first plane to Washington."

"Right away Sir"

So what do you think? First time I write a Megamind story and first crossover that does not have Harry Potter. Now that I think of it maybe, I should also write a Megamind and Harry Potter crossover. So anyway what do you think of this chapter? Don't forget to leave a review.