Note: Wow...three pages back after like an hour...so the only way to get this story noticed is to UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! And the wonderful Ebonie and wonderful Karahamuke and scary Maisha appear in this chapter. Thanks, Ebonie!

In the morning, it's...THE AFTERMATH OF THE PARTY??? OH NOES!

Zetsu was sleeping.

Itachi was ambling around, his head covered by a dirty lampshade. He tripped over...everything.

Deidara was in the bathroom, hunched over the toilet. "I knew I shouldn't have had that last bag of popcorn," he muttered.

Kisame was sleeping soundly...in the punch bowl. Which was still "spiked."

Tobi was sitting in a chair, snoring really loudly. I'm talking MEGA LOUD.

Ryuu stood next to a dying radio, with a droopy grin. "Let's...get da...party...blegh...started..." she slurred, falling over backwards.

Gaara burped. "Has anyone seen my gourd? It's about this tall..."

Kankuro woke up. "What the hell am I doing here? I didn't fall asleep here last night! What the...?" he grunted, seeing that he was tied to a chair.

Sasori snickered at Kankuro's discontent, and then fell on his face.

Ace was sleeping on top of the also sleeping Zetsu.


Zetsu woke up. "Eh? Whe' a' I? 'dis i' worse den' da' ti' Ita'ee pu' a sti'ee no' on ma' fo'hea'."

His words woke Ace up. "Nuh-WUH?" she asked, slapping him across the face.

"Thanks," Zetsu said. "As I was saying, this is worse than the time Itachi put a sticky note on my forehead and I couldn't see what I was typing!"

"You had a pretty weird screen name on that forum," Ryuu giggled, magically becoming coherent.

"...please not in public, Ryuu," Zetsu groaned.

"The..." Ryuu giggled.

"No!" Zetsu said.

"Flower..." Ryuu laughed.

"Stop!" Zetsu yelled.

"MAN!" Ryuu said, falling over in a fit of hysteria.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Zetsu moaned.

"I'd pat you on the head, but I want to keep my hands, so I'll just pat you on the back," Ace said, patting him on the back sympathetically.

"Kankuro, you shouldn't say bad words," Kisame said, belching.

"So it's settled. We all got drunk off of soda and ice cream, didn't we?" Ace said.

"Isn't it sugar high, then?" Rayne asked. Everyone ignored her and started talking.

"Yeah...yup...I'm gonna bite something...shut up Deidara...I wasn't talking...Flower Man...stop...yeah." everybody slurred at once.

Ace sniffed. "That's so cute."

"Can someone PLEASE untie me?" Kankuro snapped.

"Only if you give me a puppet show when we get back to the sand," Gaara insisted.

"Why?"

"Because I can make you. I am the Kazekage, you know."

"He was about to say the d-word!" Kisame gasped.

"Dog?" Ryuu asked from her position on the floor.

"I'm pretty sure it was duck," Kisame countered.

Without taking of the lampshade, Itachi gasped. "He said it!"

Meanwhile, Takaya was dancing next to the radio, which was blasting at full volume. "Yeah! Come on, guys, let's get the party started!"

"We're tired," Orochimaru grumbled.

"No we aren't!" Takaya shouted gleefully. "Come on, guys! MOSH PIT!"

Everybody magically perked up. "MOSH PIT!" they echoed.

Takaya scampered to the table and threw the punch bowl into the mosh pit. "Oh no! The punch was sucked up by the mosh pit!"

"I was eaten by the mosh pit!" Kisame exclaimed.

"Quick, Ryuu!" Takaya said, beckoning Ryuu over. "We must save Kisame, or my name isn't Tak—ooh, cheese!"

"...your name isn't Takoohcheese," Orochimaru commented.

"Oh," Takaya said. "I guess I'm not saving Kisame." With that, she scooped up her wheel of white cheddar cheese (1). "If anyone needs me, I'll be up here," she added, climbing into a chandelier.

Takaya landed on Neji, who was curled up in the chandelier and snoring.

"Get your own spot," Neji snarled, pushing Takaya out.

Takaya landed in the mosh pit with a thud. "Guys! Save me, or my name isn't Tak—ooh, a piece of cake!" she squeaked, grabbing a random piece of red velvet cake (2) off the floor.

"Is her name Takoohapieceofcake?" Shino asked Orochimaru, who was rolling his eyes at Takaya's latest act of stupidity.

"Nope," Orochimaru said, walking away.

"Guys! Go on without me!" Kisame hollered, sinking into the mosh pit.

"Okay," Ryuu said, preparing to walk into the guys' bathroom again.

"I was being dramatic!" Kisame whined.

"Alrighty, guys, I'm going in," Ryuu said, tying herself onto a table and jumping into the mosh pit. "Wait!" she yelled, climbing out. "I forgot my trusty sidekick." Ryuu grabbed Zetsu and prepared to jump back in.

"I thought Gaara was your sidekick," Zetsu mumbled.

"No, he's my boyfriend," Ryuu explained.

"WHA—AT?" Gaara asked, looking shocked.

"Come, Zetsu!" Ryuu yelled, pulling him into the mosh pit with her.

"Whee!" Zetsu squeaked.

"Kisame!" Ryuu hollered.

Itachi wandered by with his trusty lampshade, tripping over Kisame.

"Oof! Help!" Kisame yelled.

"There he is!" Ryuu shouted, grabbing his cloak and pulling him back out.

"Whew," Kisame said. "That was close."

Ryuu looked extremely annoyed. "That's it? No 'thank you' or 'you can kill Naruto with my big sword'?""

Zetsu and Kisame were silent.

Meanwhile, back with Takaya, who managed to escape the mosh pit without Ryuu and Zetsu...

Takaya sat in the corner, reading a book.

"Takaya can read?" Orochimaru asked, looking as shocked as Gaara did when Ryuu declared he was her boyfriend.

"Mm-hmm! It's a great book," Takaya explained. "There's this boy, and he hangs out with all these animals, and—"

"You're reading one of those nature-y books?" Orochimaru asked.

"Nope!" Takaya said, looking proud.

Shino grabbed the book out of her hands. "Winnie the Pooh?"

"Yeah!" Takaya said. "I like everyone except for Rabbit, since he's mean." (3)

"Me too!" Rayne squealed. "I like Pooh the best."

"He's FAT," Takaya said proudly.

"Yay!" Rayne shouted, and she started dancing with Takaya.

"This party is rocking!" Takaya yelled. "But it's missing something..."

"A Disney movie?" Rayne offered.

"Yeah!" Takaya shouted, popping The Little Mermaid into the VCR.

Sasuke watched Naruto pound on the door. "Hah, a perfect opportunity to get my Mangekyo Sharingan."

"Brother!" Itachi squealed, giving him a big hug.

"You're drunk," Sasuke grumbled. "Oh well," he added, stabbing Itachi.

"That's not very neighborly, Sasuke," Itachi lectured, flicking his forehead. "Forgive me. And it's also called sugar high, little bro."

"I hate it when you do that," Sasuke grumbled.

Itachi grinned.

At that moment, three new people walked into the party. The first one was a girl, with blonde hair and blue eyes, which were covered by rectangular glasses. She was dressed quite oddly, in a peach-colored top, matching pants, an orange tutu and orange hand-sleeves.

"Itachi!" the girl (who was named Maisha) squealed, giving him a huge hug.

"Hug!" Itachi said happily.

The second new member was a guy, with a green suit similar to Rock Lee's, matching eyes, and green wavy hair.

"B-b-but..." he stuttered sadly. His name was Karehamuke.

"It's okay, Karehamuke," the other girl said cheerfully. "It's not like she'll go out with you or anything." Her name was Ebonie, and she was almost as funky-looking as Maisha. Her blonde hair was in a spiky pixie cut, drawing attention to her blindingly bright purple eyes, which, like Maisha's, were covered by glasses. She was dressed in a denim jacket, a pink skirt, and a purple top, which matched her sparkly purple shoes.

Karehamuke started crying.

"Itachi, will you marry me?" Maisha asked, batting her eyelashes and looking up at Itachi.

"Um, well, as long as Anko thinks I'm dead, sure!" he replied.

"Yay!" Maisha squealed.

"NUUUUUUUU!" Karehamuke moaned.

"Like, OMG!" Takaya shouted. "New peopizzles!"

"Please don't talk like that," Orochimaru grumbled at her.

"Shut up, Oro-shizzy-maru!" Takaya yelled, tripping over baggy pants that she was suddenly wearing. (4)

"Hehe," Rayne chuckled. "One time I was riding in a car, and a pair of pants randomly flew out of a car. We ran over them."

"I think those were Kiba's pants..." Takaya mumbled, pointing to Kiba, who was indeed in his underwear.

"My eyes! THEY BURN!" Rayne shouted.

"Tell your dad not to run over my pants," Kiba grumbled.

"Yeah, that's not gonna happen anytime soon," Rayne chuckled.

"Then Akamaru and I shall..." Kiba said menacingly.

"LOOK!" Takaya squealed. "IT'S A KITTY!" She then proceeded to give Akamaru a big fat hug.

Rayne sighed.

Back across the room, Ebonie took a swig of punch. "Yahoo!" she hollered.

Itachi was spinning Maisha around on the dance floor. "Whee! This is fun!" she squealed. Itachi dipped her, and she saw Neji. "OMG, it's that nerdy dude!"

Hinata shielded her eyes from Kiba.

Kiba blushed. "Ah, Hinata!" he said, running to the closet to get more pants.

"I-is he..." Hinata mumbled.

Kiba came back in wearing pants. He struck Naruto's signature flirting pose, complete with the goofy smile and hand behind his head. "Hey, Hinata!"

"Um, okay, Kiba-kun," Hinata mumbled.

"Kiba, there are track marks on your pants from the car," Shino snickered.

Hinata stopped blushing and nodded gently.

Kiba's entire face turned bright red.

Kisame walked over to Ebonie. "I wouldn't drink the punch if I were you."

Deidara leaned over. "He fell asleep in it," he whispered.

Ryuu spewed punch all over Itachi.

"Hey!" Itachi complained.

"I sowwy, Itachi-san," Ryuu whimpered.

"It's okay!" Itachi said, giving her a hug. Then he walked over to Maisha and gave her a hug.

"I feel so unloved..." Tobi mumbled.

"WHY?" Zetsu asked.

"Because no one is talking to me."

"WHY?"

"'Cause I only got one eye, and my face is orange. ORANGE!"

After a few seconds, Zetsu said, "WHY?"

"One second, Maisha," Itachi said, giving Tobi a hug. "Happy?"

"Scared..." Tobi mumbled.

Itachi hugged him harder. "Happy NOW?"

"Scarred for life..."

Meanwhile, back with Takaya...

"I love you, Zetsu!" Takaya squealed, giving Zetsu a big hug.

"I thought you loved me!" Orochimaru complained in a fit of OOC-ness.

"BUT ZETSU IS LIKE A BUG!" Takaya shouted. "Or something."

"If you're looking for bugs..." Shino mumbled.

"Bugs? Where? AAAH!" Rayne screamed, crashing into the wall.

"Don't drink the punch!" Takaya announced.

"Because I slept in it?" Kisame guessed.

"No!" Takaya said. "I spiked it! With fruit juice."

"How many times am I going to tell you this?" Neji groaned.

"Eleventy-seventy?" Takaya guessed.

"IT'S FRUIT-FLAVORED PUNCH!" Neji shouted.

"She should've put the poison in..." Rayne grumbled.

"Ahem! I believe it's called PIRATE JUICE."

"So..." Orochimaru mumbled, "why DID you put fruit juice in the punch?"

"So they will have a fruit overload!" Takaya proudly stated.

"We will not!" Neji said, drinking the punch. His head proceeded to turn into a bunch of grapes a la those fruit snacks that Shikamaru suffered from. (5)

"And Rayne thought I should've put the pirate juice in!"

Maisha wandered over. "Hey, it's the nerdy dude! And he's now a grape." she said to the newly grapy Neji.

"...nerdy?"

"WHY DO YOU LOOK BLIND?" Ryuu shouted at him.

"...what?"

"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL?"

"...I don't."

"Cut your hair, dawg," Ryuu advised.

"Ryuu," Neji grumbled, poking her forehead. Ryuu fell over.

"That's not Ryuu..." Neji muttered. "It's a cardboard cutout."

Ryuu hopped out of nowhere. "Here I am!" she said cheerily.

Neji slapped his forehead.

Meanwhile, back at the punch bowl...

"This punch tastes weird," Zetsu complained.

"YO FACE IS WEIRD!" Ace countered.

"...okay." Zetsu said, walking over to Deidara. "So, what's up?"

"YO FACE IS UP!"

Zetsu ignored her. "So, any news on the Jinchuurikis?"

"YO FACE IS A JINCHUURIKI!"

Zetsu seemed annoyed, but he ignored Ace.

"No, we haven't heard," Deidara said. "Hey, aren't you the one who finds out that stuff?"

"YO FACE IS STUFF!"

"Please..." Zetsu whined. "Shut up."

"What?" Deidara asked.

"YO FACE IS WHAT!"

"Grrrr." Zetsu growled. "I'll see you later Deidara." He walked away and ran into Naruto. "Hey, how'd you get back in here?"

"It-it-it's not what you think!" Naruto stuttered. "I, uh, I..." he mumbled. Then, he farted.

"Oh gosh, that smells so bad!" Zetsu gagged.

"YO FACE SMELLS BAD!"

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Note: Okay, you know the drill. Tell me what you think about the stuff involving Rayne and Takaya, and go on Neopets and Neomail acepuma for the stuff with Ace and Ryuu. If you want to laugh about how awesome Maisha is, just tell me and I'll pass the message on to Ebonie. Now, here are my footnotes.

(1) White cheddar cheese can actually be quite delicious. White cheddar popcorn and white cheddar Cheetos are yummy. But white cheddar Cheez-Its aren't as good.

(2) Red velvet cake is great. It's red, but it tastes like chocolate!

(3) I used to love Winnie the Pooh when I was a little kid. I know about it because, well, I remember it from when I was younger, and I played the Hundred Acre Woods level in Kingdom Hearts. D

(4) Yes, Takaya is from the Sound Village, because I wanted her to be able to know Orochimaru and stuff. The baggy pants and weird speech is from a goofy parody I wrote where Takaya first met Orochimaru. She strutted in wearing baggy pants and said, "Yo, whassup, Oro-shizzy-maru?" And she was chewing gum and it popped on her face, so Ryuu yelled, "GUM!" and grabbed it off her face and chewed it, and it popped. The process is basically never-ending.

(5) I don't know why I bash Shikamaru so much in this party (it's far from over). And I bash him in the second party, too (which I may not post since it's so off-topic). I guess I should stop, since I act exactly like Shikamaru so I'm basically bashing myself if I bash him.

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Hope you liked it!