Karen's Toilet by mrsedwoodcolongrl
Chapter Two: The Results Are In!
After dinner I decided to sneak out of the house and go to the park to blow some bubbles and skip and frolic. I smiled as I ran out of the house with the last rice krispie treat with all of my jealous family members chasing after me. This was the best day of my life!
By the time I got to the park it was already dark outside and I began to feel upset because I ate twenty pieces of bologna before I came here and my stomach hurt gigundoly bad. I walked around Stoneybrook Academy (which is right behind the park) and there in front of me was my best friend!
"Why hello sir dumpster," I greeted to the dumpster, "What kind of goodies have you got for me today?"
I stopped into the dumpster and began to dig through it's contents, after five hours of no luck and only twenty-seven splinters to show for it, I climbed out of the dumpster and began to head back home. I stopped when I saw something below my feet. It was so round, so beautiful, it was…
"A toilet!" I shrieked, "A very special toilet and it's all mine!"
I ran over to the toilet and began to hug and kiss it. Then I stopped and started to think. Oh no, what if Mommy and Daddy make me share this toilet? What if Andrew the witch wants to use it? Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Then I had a sneaky idea. I would lug the toilet back to the big house and hide it under my bed where no one will ever find it and then it'll be all mine and no one elses. "Karen Brewer, you are a genius!" I said to myself, and I grinned back because that's what friends do.
It took me a few hours, but I finally got the toilet inside of the big house. It didn't quite fit under my bed though, so I had to stuff it under the dining room table. But don't worry, no one will ever find it there…I hope.
The next morning Daddy came into my room. He was holding the toilet, he did not look happy.
I pleaded with him to let me keep it, but Daddy said 'no way sister' and so I had to lug it out of the house and push it into one of Daddy's rosebushes. I hope he's happy, he ruined my plan for world domination-I mean, my plan to own my very own toilet.
Double boo and double bullfrogs.