Harry sat in transfiguration quietly. Professor McGoneAgol was rly mad, because he was a late fuck with no skill at magic whatsoever. No matter how hard he waved his wand and said the fucking latin words, the wrong things would always happen. "Avada kabadra" he shouted, swishing his wand at the teapot on his desk. Suddenly the teapot began to change shape. The snout elongated and thickened, taking on a black, rubbery texture. It was no longer a teapot on his desk, but a massive, thick, black, dildo. Ron looked up from his work. Seeing the massive black cock on harry's desk, he grinned and summoned dumbledoor. "I see u made it 2 class on time u little bich" dumbledoor wheezed. Picking up the dildo, dumbledoor shoved it deep into harry's he teleoported away. Snape walked up to harry. "I see u hav a dildo up ur ass young man. Take it out this instant so I may consume the cock." snape said with a frown. "Fuk u ok bigboi." harry replied. Harry tugged and tugged, but the 10 foot dildo simply would not come out. Filch appeared from monitoring the hallways. "Maybe if i put my dick in ur ass, it will loosen and we can pull the dildo out" filch said. Great i dea said harry. Pretty soon harry was stuck with two dicks in his ass. Also filches cat was probably up there too. Filch got mad and pretended that he had no bones because he wanted to play sum fukn minecraft but instead his dick was up teh ass of a young boy. The bell rang. "Fuk this shit im late to minecraftology" harry shouted. He picked up his things and sprinted to the minecraft room, dragging a limp old man and a 10 foot dildo hanging out of his ass.