I have succeeded in confusing my readers. To clear things up, in this story Voldemort is gone for good. He would get in the way of the plot.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Willy Wonka

Brothers and Sortings

Harry boarded the train with his friends, Luna, Ginny, and Hermione. This was the year that his 'brother' was going to Hogwarts.

"Hey Luc!" Ginny called. "Come help me find a compartment!" He walked towards her and they lugged their trunks behind them in search for a compartment. They found Luna in an empty one and put their stuff down.

"Luna!" Harry said, and went up to kiss his girlfriend. They had gotten together over the first half of the summer, when Harry was in Switzerland with her. The other half was spent with Ginny and her brother Charlie in Romania. He learnt a lot about dragons with Ginny and a lot about creatures unknown to the wizarding world with Luna. They parted as Hermione walked in.

"Hey, guys," She said.

"Hi." They replied. The train started going and Harry broke the silence.

"Robert's coming to Hogwarts this year." They tensed. They didn't know about the abuse, but certainly of the neglect. None of them liked the youngest potter.

"He is?" Ginny groaned.

"How can that brat possibly be smart enough to get in?" Hermione snarled.

"He has magic, and that seems enough." Luna said.

"Unfortunately."

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The rest of the ride passed and soon Harry and Luna were sitting at the Ravenclaw table while Ginny and Hermione went to Gryffindor. McGonagall burst in with the first year, and Robert was at front. The names were called. (if you want the song read the fifth book.)

"Airey, Arianna." A girl with black hair and blue eyes ran up to the hat.

"HUFFLEPUFF!" The hat called.

"Aimes, Elijah."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Baxter, Beatrice."

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Boot, Cassandra."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Crabbe, Narcissa."

"SLYTHERIN!"

"Dag'ut, Elliot."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Dothit, Theodore."

"SLYTHERIN!"

"Grening, Elizabeth."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Greengrass, Lilith."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Harrison, David."

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Jackson, Martin."

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Limsten, Abigail."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Malfoy, Felicity."

"SLYTHERIN!

"McKenna, Carly."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"McKendry, Clare."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Mac'Gredan, Terry."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Patil, Sara."

"HUFFLEPUFF!" The professors' breath caught in her throat as she stuttered out

"Potter, Robert." Whispers of 'The Robert Potter?' came quickly as said first year walked arrogantly to the hat.

"What house do you think he's going to be in?" Harry asked Luna.

"Not Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, that's for sure." Sure enough, when the hat touched Roberts head it shouted out.

"GRYFFINDOR!" Hermione and Ginny groaned and Ron Weasley, Seamus Finnegan, and Dean Thomas got up and shouted 'WE GOT POTTER! WE GOT POTTER!' After it quieted down, the sorting continued.

"Rain, Noaa."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Reid, Joanne."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Star, Samantha."

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Teria'n, Max."

"SLYTHERIN!"

The sorting ended with Wintersmith, Julia, who got into Gryffindor. Dumbledore stood.

"I would first like to welcome Robert Potter to Hogwarts-," There was cheering and clapping. "Please note that the Forbidden Forest is just that; forbidden. All Zonkos products are banned, and if you would like to see the full list you should go to Mr. Filch's office. Magic is banned in the corridors and outside classrooms. The Quiditch season will start on October 13, when the first game will be held. If you wish to participate, please see your house captain. A few last words; Hokey, Flub, Pokey, Jam." The tables filled with food that they dug into.

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So far so good, right? Wait until the next chapter; you'll like it even more. Please review!

Preveiw of the next chapter: Harry stumbled and fell, accidently tripping a man. "I'm sorry, sir." He said. "That's alright. Whats your name?" "Harry Potter, Sir." "Nice to meet you. I'm Willy, Willy Wonka."