Field Medicine, or Caring for the Team
Authors Note: OK, I'll admit that in this case, I'm more of a co-author- my aunt Shelley, enabler to all my obsessions and root source of all my fangirlyness, helped me out a lot on this, and gave me the original idea. So it's not really all me. Yeah.
Disclaimer: Locked up by TPTB, the Seven were losing all hope of being free again. The came Fanfiction! Thus, it is my duty as a rabid fangirl to keep them out for as long as possible as often as possible to enable them to get all the fresh air and exercise they can.
1. Stop the bleeding
2. Remove the foreign objects
3. Stop the bleeding again
4. Close any unnatural holes
5. Set the broken bones
-Return dislocations to natural order
6. Bandage and splint
7. Sedate or restrain
8. Calm the rest of the team
9. Rescue medical personnel
10. Replace dislodged bandages, splints, restraints, stitches, IVs, etc.
11. Give lot of antibiotics to patient and tetanus shots to all medical personnel.
12. Thwart all escape attempts.
13. Repeat 10.
14. Place guard on bedside duty to prevent future escape attempts.
15. Discharge early so hospital can recover
Please review? I need more feedback. Though then again, I probably don't since if I stopped writing, my head would probably explode... (walks off muttering to self)