Dares suck. Especially if they had been made by a witch, who had basically guaranteed that if I were to fail my dare, I would be looked down upon by practically everyone.
But I don't care! I miss my Damon, as much of an ass as he is. Hell, I even miss Stefan, who walks around with a stick up his ass. Even he would be better than this bitch who tries to pass off as a vampire. News flash honey, vampires don't sparkle! Fairies, however, sparkle. Believe me, I would know.
"Bella, love, are you alright?" And there's the dumbass now.
"Uh, yeah." I pretended to stumble over my words. "Sorry, uh, what were we talking about?"
Edward chuckled. "As I was saying, Jasper has a friend of his over at the moment, and Carlisle would like us all to meet him."
Ah, so that explains why my fabulous sleep was disturbed by this assbutt.
Instead of voicing my thoughts, I plastered a fake smile on my face and replied, "Oh, that's great. Is he vampire too?"
Edward grimaced slightly. "Um yes. In a way. Just not the way you know. I'm not entirely sure though, I'm sure he'll explain."
I nodded, actually slightly interested. "Cool. So-"
I was cut off by my text alert going off.
"Sorry." I quickly said, pulling my phone out of my purse.
"That's quite alright, love. Go ahead and answer it."
Well I was going to anyways, assbutt.
I flipped the crappy phone open, and saw a text from an unsaved number. I clicked on it, a grin spreading on my face as I read it
Hello sweetheart. I believe that it's much past due for you to return to Mystic Falls, don't you think?
~DS xx
"What is it, love?" Oh right, he's still here.
"Uh…" I tried to come up with good lie in my head. "Charlie just told me that I, uh, that I'm going to be visiting Renee soon."
Yeah. That should work.
Edward nodded, going along with it. SCORE! Kalia: 1 Sparklepire: 0
WONDERWOMAN SAVES THE DAY ONCE MORE!
Just in case you were wondering, I'm Wonder Woman. At least, that's my nickname in Mystic Falls.
"Love, we're here." I need to stop spacing out. Seriously, this hasn't ever happened before.
I nodded, and in a blink of an eye, Edward was at my door, opening it for me. Stupid gentleman-like qualities. It's only charming for Damon, stupid!
But instead, at least for now, I have to answer with a blush and, "Thank you, Edward."
He helped me out of the Volvo (which I would like to destroy ASAP) and you want to know how the stupid fucking human body rewards me for not cussing out loud today?! By fucking tripping.
"Are you okay, love?!" Edward panics, leaning down to help me up.
I take his hand and he pulls me up into a hug.
"I'm fine Edward." I say, my voice muffled by Edward's chest.
"Good." Edward places a chaste kiss on my lips, his feeling cold, hard, and foreign on mine.
But no, my dare isn't done yet, not until Damon comes to retrieve me. And dear lord, I am counting down the days until that day comes.
So instead of slapping him like I wish to do, I smile up at him and say, "Thank you, Edward."
He nods and flashes what he thinks is a 'dazzling' smile. Actually, it just makes me want to puke.
"Come on then, Jasper's friend is probably waiting." Edward pulled me over and into the house.
"And here is my brother Edward, and his girlfriend Bella." Jasper says as we enter the room.
Jasper's friend was not facing us, but instead staring out the window. He was tall, and would most certainly be taller than me in my form of Kalia, considering he is taller than me as Isabella Swan. He had dark brown, almost black hair, and he seemed strikingly familiar, although he was turned away.
"Ah, so this is the family that I've yet to meet." The man turned around to face us, my jaw nearly dropping. "My name is Damon Salvatore, it's a pleasure to meet you."
FIRST REWRITTEN CHAPTER WHOOP WHOOP
Hello lovelies, long time no see :):) Although you probably aren't smiling, you're probably cussing me out. Oh well!
Anywhore, I intend on sticking it to the man. My next update will be Huntress, followed by Percy Cullen, and then the cycle will be repeated.
Ily allllllll (Including my ghostie readersss)
~Allie :):)~