Hello, we're back.
Along with Link and Rosalina, unfortunately...
I'm only here to make sure you don't do anything with us again.
And why is SHE here?
...Peach is making me babysit her again.
I don't need a babysitter.
Come on Wolf, I thought you made it clear that we shouldn't waste space on Author's Notes.
Alright. No more quip from you three.
Hmph...
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The SSB Crew tries to succeed in teaching how to write stories.
That's a rather long title.
You have something better? Never mind, don't do anything. Let's just start.
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"Is Peach making another bet about you two again?" Wolf asked, crossing his arms, "I didn't get the memo again." He muttered disappointingly.
Link then turned his head towards Wolf, "What bet?" He asked in a stern voice.
Marth in turned facepalmed.
Seeing this, Captain Falcon placed a hand on his shoulder, "Well, that's one way to stop wasting space on Author's Notes." He reassured.
"This is flaming bait." Marth muttered.
Captain Falcon then placed both of his hands at the back of his head, "Looks like your playing the Only Sane Man again." He pointed out.
"What about you?" Marth pointed out.
Captain Falcon gave another grin, "I got a feeling I'll break soon." He answered.
Rosalina then called out, "Will you two stop it? We're annoying the others." She cut the other two off.
"Why are you defending Marth?" Wolf pointed out.
Link then had a lightbulb appear on his head...
"How did you do that?" Captain Falcon asked, tapping the lightbulb.
"Why don't you go see what Marth is doing and let me figure a way to get the two of us AWAY from each other?" Link asked, ignoring Captain Falcon...until his tapping caused the lightbulb to fall and shatter on his head, causing him to elbow Captain Falcon in the ribs.
Marth however, saw through Link's plan, "Oh no. You leave me out of your love life." He pointed out, getting up and away from the two.
"She is NOT the love of my life!" Link shouted annoyed.
"Others would think otherwise." Wolf pointed out amusingly.
Rosalina then sat on the chair and pulled the laptop, "ENOUGH!" She shouted annoyed as well, "Let's just get this thing started." She added and began clicking the links on the account.
"What are you doing?" Marth asked, standing behind her along with Link and Captain Falcon.
"Have you tried answering the previous reviews?" She asked, clicking on the review list.
"Yes, and if we're lucky, Captain Falcon scared them away." Marth replied.
"If we're lucky?" Captain Falcon pointed out.
Marth then sighed, fisting his hands on his hips, "So they won't come back and see this embarrassment." He pointed out.
Captain Falcon decided it was time to change topic and began to pick at the bone that was bugging him, "You know what I always wondered?" He started, causing Wolf and Marth to look at him, "How exactly are we able to manifest on the Author's Laptop? He pointed out.
Marth only look at him in thought.
Captain Falcon then started again, "I mean. How are we able to manifest to the author directly?" He cleared out.
Wolf then cleared his throat, "From what I understand, the Author possesses the abilty to reach into the fiction world and interact as if they knew him directly." He answered.
"Sounds like what some crazy fangirl would do if they wanted a certain character." Link pointed out as he and Rosalina continued to look what happened previously.
"It does." Wolf called out, "However, he is different then them as he loves to put the fictional world in certain scenarios whether its inhabitants like it or not." He explained the benefits of the Author's position.
The five were silent for a while until Captain Falcon broke it, "Is that why half the fictional world are trying to assassinate him?" He pointed out.
"Would be a logical assumption." Marth answered.
"How do you know this?" Rosalina asked.
"Well, let's just say I was somehow able to interact with him directly and he took the advantage and tried to give the fictional world a target." Wolf answered as he did not regret it.
"And your fine with this?" Marth pointed out.
"I'm too cunning for them, so they gave up on me and retargeted the Author." He pointed out quickly.
Rosalina then grabbed a brick out of the desk and threw it over her shoulder, which impacted Wolf directly on the head.
"What was that for?" He called out in pain.
"For putting me and Link in that scenario again." She pointed out, getting to the part where Wolf tried to teach on writing a lemon.
"Anyways, we're off topic, so let's begin." Link pointed out and began typing.
"When darkness transcends the mortal plane. When sunlight no longer shines upon the world. When the weak are no longer allowed to live. Who do they depend on to save them?"
After that, a single solitary light appeared on the top of a hill. There stood Link, although not in his usual attire. Instead, he traded the Hero's Garb for an Angel's Robe. Wrapped around him in elegant sense, his sleeves flapping in the wind. The robe itself split apart at the waist, allowing it to flow behind him in the wind. Even his bottom-wear was garbed in pure white slacks. Even his shoes shone on elegantly. Reaching behind him, he pulled out a blade, not the Master Sword, but a more thinner blade, sparkling silver and its hilt was gold decorated with various gems. His blonde hair, not its usual dirty blonde look, but rather a silky soft flowing blonde.
As he rose the blade, the darkness itself began to retreat. This Link then took small soft steps, the dead grass reviving at the touch of his feet-
"His black, dirty feet!" Rosalina put in, pushing Link out of the way.
"Hey! I resent that!" Link shouted back as he regained his balance.
Marth then shook his head, "Angel's Robe?" He pointed out in sarcasm.
Link then looked towards the blunette, "You rather I put flowing white robes?" He asked, completely missing the point.
"Um, isn't your Hero's Garb your shtick in the Hero business?" Captain Falcon pointed out.
Link then sighed, "Truly? I would like it if I could go on an adventure without wearing the traditional Hero's Garb." He replied.
"Not going to happen." Marth pointed out.
Wolf then stepped up and pushed Rosalina away from the laptop, "Not in fanfictional stories." He pointed out as he began to type.
The Legend of Zelda - The Final Frontier.
Infinite darkness. Void between galaxies. Shining stars at all directions. Ganondorf has managed to kidnap Zelda (again) and somehow embarked on an incredible journey throughout the stars. Pulling out a weakened Master Sword, he embarks throughout other galaxies where the true temple of the sages lie. Along his journey, he meets an interesting cast of characters to the mysterious Yoshi in its natural habitat.
As that played out, a Yoshi promptly chased after a Shy Guy with a look of murder in its eyes.
The cool, but determined lupine of the stars.
As that played out, Wolf flew by in his Wolfen.
To the princess of stars herself, Rosalina.
As that played, Rosalina just stood there.
Together, the two embark on a journey leaving the other two behind just so they will have all the time in the galaxies for themselves/
"Yeah, that's not going to work." Link cut off, pushing Wolf away from the laptop who tripped and fell onto the floor.
Rosalina tossed another brick behind her shoulder which made a satisfying clunk.
"Let me have another shot." Captain Falcon called out as he cracked his knuckles.
"Well, can't be any worse then what they wrote..." Rosalina muttered quietly.
Marth however, kept his arms crossed, "Want to bet?" He asked in sarcasm.
Captain Falcon continued to run along the halls, running away from something dangerous and deadly that wanted to beat his brains out.
"Wait, I thought you already did an epic zombie apocalypse?" Wolf asked, rising up with a noticable bump on his head.
"This isn't a zombie apocalypse..." He started out, still typing away, "This...is a mutant apocalypse." He finished and continued to type, ignoring the groans of everyone in the room.
"Got to hurry..." Captain Falcon muttered to himself. He recently discovered the source of all the mutants that wanted to kill him. So he figured if he gets rid of the source, then everything would go back to the way it was.
"He's coming..." A raspy voice called out between coughs.
"I'll handle him..." Another called out, lugging his big arm that the mutation gave him.
As Captain Falcon reached the stairs to his destination, the big arm emerged.
"Ganondorf?" Captain Falcon asked bewildered.
It was Ganondorf, having his left arm shrunk to a useless state while growing his other arm to monstrous sizes. Without giving word, Ganondorf began to charge, holding his mutant arm in front of him.
Captain Falcon then reared his fist and flames began to engulf it. "Falcooon..." He started, biding the time to unleash it. When Ganondorf got a few feet close, he swung his fist, "Puuuunch!" At that. The charge stopped in its tracks and Ganondorf was sent flying into several debris.
After an epic battle at the floor of the building, which included a gigantic Donkey Kong that was surprisingly tough to take down. But now, he got to the destination he figured was the source of all the mutants.
"Grr...they failed!" The raspy voice snapped out, coughing between fits again. "Send the last of them!" It added as another pair of mutants emerge from a capsule in the room and went out of the room, "Make sure he doesn't get by!" It ordered, tolerating its cough.
However, as the last mutant left the room, another Falcon Punch later, not only did he send the mutants back into the room, not only did he single handedly stopped the mutants, but he also knocked down the wall.
Captain Falcon took deep steps as he walked in, "So you are the source of the threat." He called out, observing what the mutation has done ot it. Its neck grew a few inches to the side, where on the neck nonfunctional tentacles grew. As it coughed, it let out a type of smokescreen to further hide its identity. "Once I defeat you, not only will I stop the mutant rampage, I'll also save the world. I'll be a hero!" He remarked, looking at the final thing that the mutation gave it.
Hanging out of its mouth was its own tongue which could possibly connected to its intestines as well, "I'm sorry I have to do this. But I won't let you destroy the earth." Captain Falcon remorsed as he lowered his head, "But I will defeat you!" He shouted, finally getting to its name, "Lucas!"
Marth then lowered his eyebrows, "Do you have something against Lucas or something?" Marth asked, keeping his arms crossed.
"Why do you ask that?" Captain Falcon asked, putting in the finishing touches of an epic battle.
"This is the second time you put Lucas in an uncomfortable situation." Marth pointed out, "And what did we say about bringing in other franchises?" Marth added.
Captain Falcon only smiled innocently, "I didn't bring in any other franchise." He answered.
"Oh sure, there's the Charger, a Tank, and a Smoker!" Wolf counted on his fingers.
While the three continued to argue, Rosalina sighed, "At this rate, they're not even going to get to the part about grammar." She muttered to herself quietly.
Link looked out the window, "Guys? He's back." He announced as he saw the author walking along the road.
"Quick, load it up." Marth replied as he began digging in his pockets.
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And there you have it. You've taken a second step to the path of the Master Writer.
Hurry up Captain Falcon, we don't have time to explain the various notes we left open to interpretion.
Fine...Anyways, review please.
Wait up!
Charging DT now. We're out of here.