A/N: Heya bitches! Miss me! Because I sure as hell missed you guys!

So I just wanted to start out by saying that I have officially decided that this story will be… a collection of one-shots. I have had many weeks (and/or months) to decide what to do and I decided. So deal with it.

And if any of the characters seem OOC, suck it up bitches. These characters are adults now and when you're an adult, you get more responsibilities, which means you get to drink and make reckless decisions, and do stuff that you normally wouldn't do. So basically, don't review saying 'Percy's OOC'. Don't say I didn't warn you, hoes.

Disclaimer: I do not own any familiar characters from PJO. I do not own any familiar lyrics sung by any familiar artist(s).

"Yeah, I'm not looking for no strings, you're not looking for a ring
If you're ready for this fling, then meet me in the back

Dear love, I know I swore on everything I own
But I can't resist, how's just one kiss?"
-Don't Look Now by Far East Movement ft. Keri Hilson

"Oh puh-lease!" Aurora slammed the door shut behind her as she shouted at her boyfriend, Nico.

"What? What did I do now?" Nico angrily kicked off his shoes, accidentally making them land in the sink.

"What did you do? What did you do! The question is who did you do!" Nico scoffed, throwing his hands up in the air for exaggeration.

"What do you mean? I didn't do anyone or anything!" Aurora was shaking her head, taking her shoes off and throwing them at Nico. He dodged them neatly and let Aurora rant.

"You would of done that hooker if I hadn't of pulled you off of her! I thought we already went over this! That you weren't going to cheat on me and I wasn't going to accept any more customers after-hours! I should've known that a man-whore can't keep it in his pants, huh?" Steam was pouring out of ears as her face just kept getting redder by the second. Her fists were clenched at her sides and it was taking all of her might to keep from beating the living day light out of Nico.

"Oh so I was being a man-whore, huh? For your information, she was choking and needed mouth-to-mouth an_"

"You mean mouth-to-tongue! And last time I checked, CPR didn't require you putting your hand under someone's shirt!"

"I needed to see if she was breathing!" Aurora yelled out in frustration and stomped her way to kitchen. She opened a cabinet, took out a glass, and threw it to the floor, watching it break into a million pieces.

"What the fuck!" Nico ran into the kitchen, backing her into a counter before she could break anything else. She thrashed about, trying to get away from him but he kept her trapped against the counter. She finally gave up and rested her head on his chest; letting sobs rack through her body.

"I hate you." She repeated over and over again. And every time she said it, his heart sank lower and lower. Once she had calmed down, he picked her up and brought her to their bedroom. He laid her down in the bed and kissed her forehead before standing up straight.

"I'll be back tomorrow morning." She nodded and rolled onto her side, letting sleep consume her. Usually, when they get into fights, they take turns disappearing and showing up the next day. Tonight was Nico's turn and he only had a few hours before he had to come home with coffee from Starbucks.

He reluctantly walked out of the apartment and almost sprinted back inside to climb in bed with her and bang her brains out, but then he would be breaking their tradition. So he turned for the elevators and hesitantly left her behind.

"Man! I wish I had the relationship that you have with Aurora! I mean… leaving for the rest of the night and appearing the next morning and not screaming her head off? Fucking fantastic! I wish Annabeth would take that stick out of her ass sometimes!" Nico and Percy were laughing their asses off as Percy took sips from his beer.

At the moment, they were at a club, looking to score with some babes. It didn't matter that they both had girlfriends waiting for them back at home; they wanted it and they wanted it now.

Nico reached for Percy's beer but he Percy slapped his hand away.

"What?" Nico feigned innocence.

"Underage drinking my man! Underage drinking…" Percy shook his head and was trying not to laugh but his alcohol intake was pretty high.

"But I'm 20!" He screamed out in frustration.

"But not 21," Percy took a gulp of beer, taunting Nico. He slapped the beer bottle out of his hand, watching it smash and spill onto the counter that they were leaning on.

"Great. Nice going dickhead." Percy was mumbling under his breath. Nico just laughed and spotted someone from the crowd. She was a blonde; he hadn't of had a blond in a long time. She was perfect for him. And he needed her now.

He pushed his way through the crowd, ignoring Percy's drunken shouting. He finally made it to her and crushed his lips to hers. She pulled back and slapped him across the face.

"I have a boyfriend, jerk off!" Nico smirked his jerk-smirk.

"Who said he had to know?" The blond bit her lip, contemplating the consequences. She smiled and took his hands, leading him to a secluded area.

Nico stumbled into the apartment complex with coffees in his hands. He was trying to fix his hair as he entered the elevator. The hot chick from apartment 607 stepped into the elevator, eying Nico up and down. He smirked at her and waited for his floor.

When the elevator reached his floor, he stepped off and walked to his apartment. He opened the door, slipped into the apartment, and kicked off his shoes. He set down his keys and walked into the bedroom. He set the coffees down on the nightstand and reached down to kiss Aurora on her forehead. She stirred in her sleep and rolled over, slowly opening her eyes and smiling up at him.

"What did you do last night?" Nico smirked.

"Nothing."

A/N: Hey, this is what you get. I wrote this in two hours flat. No lie. I only had two minute breaks to play bubble shooter and that's it.

So fav, alert, review! Please guys! Please!

I love you! Thanks for staying!

-Emma bitches-