Letters to Turkmenistan

by BahBahBlackSnake

Turkmenistan has finally convinced her boss to let her reach out to the world at large. She is eagerly anticipating your letters! Turkmenistan is rather mild unless provoked so we will keep it at K until necessary.

2. Georgia

Dear Turkmenistan,

Remember me! Well if you don't my name is Georgia, your cousin. As you known, me Azer and Armenia are chilling at Azer's summer home. Why don't you come over to stay and PARTY! Also bring with you the dreamboat brother Tajik, tell him Georgia is looking for him - hint hint! Don't bring Kazak, he is such a dick!

LOTS OF LOVE, Otilia Lomidze

THE COUNTRY OF GEORGIA, SOUTH CAUCAUIS.

Dear Georgia,

Don't be so formal Georgia. Just call me Khally, one does not forget family so easily. We both suffered together under the Iron Curtain and me and my people know that. As for going to Azerbaijan house while Armenia is there I will pass. Such a tense atmosphere always makes me feel intensely uncomfortable. Those two will never forget the Armenian genocide. I may always be neutral but I will take a stance on that. Stay as far away from those two when the Armenian Genocide is mentioned. Azeri and I will always be close but I won't show up for that one. Tajikistan and I are close friends by the way. Kyrgyz is my sister and my brothers and Kazakh, Uzbek, Turkey, and Azeri are my brothers.

Thanks for writing to me I always enjoy hearing from my relatives who stuck out the Iron Curtain with me,

Khally Berdiev