Wow! Hey everybody! I was originally going to wait to post this for another couple of days, but I was so pleasantly surprised by all of your thoughts that I decided that today was just as well. Thank you all for your kind words and for favoriting/alerting this story!

Disclaimer: If I owned Victorious, Sinjin would be slightly less creepy, Jade&Beck would get more airtime, and Trina would get her mouth surgically duct-taped shut.

"Beck… Beck… Beck!"

"What?"

"Get your hand off my ass."

"Magic word?"

"…Lotion?"

"Try again."

"Mangos."

"Wrong."

"Now."

"No."

"Do it."

"Not until you say the magic word."

"I thought lotion was the magic word."

"They changed it."

"Yeah? When?"

"Yesterday."

"To what?"

"I'm not telling you."

"Why not?"

"Cause you're not being very nice to me."

"Yes I am."

"Don't scoff at me."

"I didn't scoff!"

"Yes, you did."

"No, I didn't. Now get your hand off my ass."

"I thought you like my hand on your ass."

"I did, until you started massaging it."

"I'm not massaging your ass."

"Yeah you are. Right cheek."

"You're crazy. My hand is barely even on your right cheek. It's more your hip."

"I think I'd know where someone is massaging my butt."

"I'm not saying you don't, all I'm saying is that it's not me."

"Well, if it's not you then… Who is it?"

"I don't know. If you just… Yeah, like that."

"Is there something there?"

"Uh… Hang on… There's this- aww!"

"What? What is it?"

"Come here, you've gotta see this, it's so cute!"

"Okay seriously, if it's Sinjin aga- what is that?"

"It's a kitten, see? It has this cute little tail, and these huge eyes, and-"

"No, no, I see that it's a kitten. What I don't see is why you're cuddling it like it's your newborn child or something."

"Because it's cute, see?"

"Hey- No- I- Get it out of my face!"

"What's the magic word?"

"Lotion! Lotion!"

"Keep guessing, babe."

"No! Just get it out of my face! It's getting slobber all over my face!"

"Not until you say the magic word."

"Please! Okay? Please!"

"There you go, Jade. See, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"…Yes…"

"Don't make me put Angus in your face again."

"'Angus'? You named that thing all ready?"

"I wouldn't be making fun if you don't want him in your face."

"You wouldn't."

"Oh I wouldn't, would I?"

"A'right, alright! It wasn't that hard."

"Promise?"

"…Tell me you love me?"

"I love you, Jade."

"'Kay."

"Admit it, you think he's cute."

"Oh God, you're not keeping that beast, are you?"

"I'm not-"

"Good."

"-We are."

"I'm sorry, what? I could've sworn you just said 'we are'."

"I did."

"Dude, why would you say that?"

"Because we're going to."

"And you're not letting me have a say in this?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm not."

"But I am. We are not keeping your stupid cat."

"But we are."

"No, we're not."

"Uh, yes, we are."

"Uh, no."

"Um, yes."

"N-"

"Jade!"

"What?"

"Please? For me? And Angus?"

"Hey, that's not fair. But it's not going to work."

"How can you possibly say no to these faces?"

"Like this: No."

"But Jade-"

"'But' nothing."

"We're keeping him."

"No we're no-ot."

"Yes, we a-are."

"Nope."

"Yep. Or else."

"Or else what?"

"I'm not going to talk to, or kiss, or do anything else with you for an entire week."

"That's not fair either."

"Oh, but it is. So we're keeping him, right?"

"N-"

"Let's not forget or little deal."

"Fine, but he's staying at your place. And if he as much as pees within ten feet of me, he's gone."

"Deal. Now say you love me."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

"Fine. I love you, Beck."

"'Kay."