So I really couldn't take it anymore and decided to do whatever I want. And that is absolute nonsense. So if you hate it, go ahead. But I love doing random crap. Kanda is not a girl. He is a boy. Also, Penelope asked for the most random thing. She asked for Kanda to have something lacy and I don't want to get on her bad side or say what she wants to be lacy. She'll kill me. Sorry, if you don't like reading crack you can leave. Straight out Yullen. I don't care what pairing you wanted anymore.
Rated T. Me no own DGM…me make own stories.
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So far Allen had almost completed his part. He hoped Lenalee had completed hers.
After the mission, Allen acted like a normal boy again. Now all he wanted was cake. That craving for cake had not gone away. Why he wanted it was a mystery to life itself. So he headed straight for the cafeteria and got some cake. First strawberry, then chocolate and finally ending with a marble cake. His craving was gone, for now and now he wished he could sleep for the rest of his life. But Lavi dragged him away towards Lenalee's room. Over the past month, Lavi and Lenalee had been planning to do a big job. They had totally done it over and now hid from what was to be the next apocalypse.
Kanda walked to her room. It was darker that usual when she opened the door. She felt around for the light switch and felt something fluffy next to it. When she turned on the lights, Mugen hit the floor. Never in her life did this come into play. There were frilly curtains and fluffy cushions. The carpet was bubblegum pink and the bed was covered in various shades of the hideous colour. The walls were magenta and down to the table with the lotus had a pink table cloth on it. She went toward the wardrobe and opened the draws and almost screamed. Then she opened the wardrobe door and nearly fainted. In the wardrobe were at least a dozen dresses and various outfits hanging inside. In the draws was the most hideous site she had ever seen. Even compared to the room, it was bad. Lace…underwear…inside…her…draws. This was bad. This was horrible. This was Lenalee and Lavi's doing.
Kanda was going to kill them both but looked under the bed. In a black garbage bag marked rubbish laid her old clothes. At least they didn't throw it out. She looked up. Even the light bulb was pink. Were they trying to kill themselves? She walked towards that door slowly.
"What?" Allen stood up, "You're going to get me killed as well."
He tried to leave but they had already taken out the duct tape. Once he was firmly tied to the chair, they turned to the door. It was almost upon them.
"Lavi?" Lenalee said.
"Yeah?" he replied.
"If I die, tell Kanda I loved him."
"What?" Lavi and Allen said at once.
"I've always known she was a girl. And I love her," she smiled sheepishly, "but I couldn't tell you that, now could I?"
"I think I've been mentally scarred for life. Lavi, throw me out the window," Allen said.
Lavi, whose jaw had dropped to the floor, did not respond. He had not heard this. He had not heard this. He had not heard this. He had not just heard Lenalee say that. But he had and now he too was mentally scarred.
"Allen and I will just leave now," he said as he lifted the chair.
She came at him with the duct tape in hand. There would be no escape. She blindfolded them and left them to sink in what the hell they had just heard. But the fact in the matter was, she was just playing them. It was all a prank. But she would do what she must. After all, she wasn't innocent as she claimed to be. Lenalee could be very weird if the time called. And today was one of those days. She could feel the evil aura coming closer and closer with each step and smiled.
Komui sat in his office. He felt a little upset in the stomach today, like his sister was about to do something horrendous. But of course, she wasn't about to do anything. Yet he could still feel it.
"You have a couple thousand things to sign," Reever and the other workers in the science department lined up with a lot of paper.
Komui wished he was on a tropical island right about now.
Kanda continued down the halls. No one got away with doing what they did to her room. After all, it was fine just the way it was; blank. She didn't want it to look like Lenalee's room. That was just scary. They would pay dearly for their crimes. Both of them. This was the door. She turned the handle and met with Lavi and Allen bound. It was slightly hilarious but easy to finish off the job. Kanda stepped into the room and the door closed. Lavi tried to warn her through the muffled sounds but it was a little too late.
"Did you like your room?" Lenalee asked sweetly.
"I'm going to kill you and that psychopath brother of yours," Kanda hissed.
Komui sneezed in his office. Probably his darling sister talking about him.
Lenalee advanced on Kanda.
"You know I've always liked you," she said.
"Huh? I'm leaving before this gets any weirder," Kanda suddenly changed her mind.
"But I love you," Lenalee said taking another step closer.
Poor Kanda was against a wall. Lavi's blindfold fell off and he witnessed the horror through his one good eye as Lenalee closed the gap between them and kissed Kanda on the mouth. Lavi nearly screamed. He would never be the same again. Then Lenalee broke the kiss and started laughing like a maniac. Kanda smiled wickedly.
"Suckers," she said, "Kanda's a guy. We got you good Lavi." She took out the gag.
"But he had…"
Kanda reached down inside his shirt and pulled out something that looked like a chunk of flesh. Bandages came out with it.
"It's rubber idiot," he said, "It's not real."
"But what about Allen?" he asked.
Lenalee unbound Allen. He was laughing quite a bit.
"The shrimp was in on it too," Kanda said.
"We were tired of you playing tricks on us so we decided to play a trick on you," Allen headed towards the door.
Lavi sat there like a fool. He had been conned, played like an idiot. This was not fair. He was the master prankster around, not them.
"So you didn't really kiss him right?" he asked.
"Of course not. I kissed a mask," she showed him.
Kanda left the room followed by Allen. Lenalee tore of the tape and let Lavi be free. But Lavi was bent on revenge. He had some very compromising things up his sleeve and wouldn't let them get off easily. Like the fact that Lenalee was the one doing all the hate graffiti about her brother in his office. And the reason behind every fight Allen and Kanda had. And those reasons weren't the ones they played. Oh he was going to get them good. But damn…they were good actors. Every single one of them. He believed everything they threw at him. He had to perfect his skills now.
Lenalee had retrieved all her stuff from in Kanda's room and set it the way it's supposed to be; blank. She then proceeded to her room to prepare for a secret rendez-vouz with a finder called Leo. Lavi crept down the hall with his camera. Blackmail was all he had left. He spied Allen pull Kanda down for a kiss and took as many pictures as possible. But the arank they played on him would be one pank that Lavi would never, ever forget.
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Blah, blah, blah…me, me, me. I confused myself sometimes when I wrote it. I know it confused a lot of you. I went with the Yullen pairing because I am evil and I said I was going to be that. I had to make it believable. Anything about this is accepted.