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I would like to thank the amazing Tatyana Witwicky for allowing me to use Tai! Go read her stories. You will never want to stop.

Disclaimer: Don't own nothing! Tai belongs to Tatyana Witwicky.

TALLEY HO!

Rule 11: Tai, NO buying Halloween stuff online when it is not Halloween. Exhibit A,B, and C.

a)The eye (Tai attached this to her forehead and told everyone she had the 'sight')

b)An extra arm (Ratchet nearly offlined when Sam ran around with an arm protruding from his stomach)

c)Yet again, another eye ( Optimus almost stepped on Sam when Tai came screaming into his quarters with her eye hanging out of its socket and told Optimus that Sam stabbed her in the face with a pencil)

Rule 12: Women, Please don't spray perfume while riding with an Autobot.

(Tai's Aunt Judy in Barricade? Never again)

(Barricade did NOT want to smell like Lilacs.)

Rule 13: Do not, DO NOT start singing the Wicked Witch of the West's song whenever Chromia rolls by.

(Tai warned you Leo. But of course he didn't listen)

(Leo whimpers pathetically when he sees Chromia now)

(Her death glares even make Barricade stop snickering.)

Rule 14: Don't be alarmed when you walk too close to Sunstreaker.

(you'll get used to him staring at you until you're a safe distance away)

(But don't mind the reddish tinge to his optics)

(Or the soft growling)

Rule 15: No more Edward Scissorhands movie night.

(As soon as the movie was over, Wheeljack was no where to be seen)

(It was quite odd when Captain Lennox appeared to a meeting with scissors on his hands)

(Tai screamed with delight when she saw Lennox's' hands and demanded that she get some too)

(Optimus looked very disgruntled)

Rule 16: If you want to plot with someone then recruit Annabelle.

(It is scary how good that little girl is at pulling off pranks)

(Sideswipe was very impressed)

(Lennox? Not so much)

Rule 17: Ladies, Jazz is happily taken. Lets not test those waters shall we?

(An angry Tai is one thing)

(An angry JEALOUS Tai is something to be taken seriously)

Rule 18: When Tai is cranky, let her be cranky.

( Sunny asked if it was her time of month)

(The next morning Sunny had tampons super glued all over his alt mode.)

(He sure got his answer)

Rule 19: Lady GaGa is allowed. Just not around Ironhide...

(Ironhide was a little sick of the blonde chick screaming about her 'Alejandro')

(And whatever the slag a 'disco stick' is, Ironhide does not want to know.)

Rule 20: If the subject of sparklings come about, don't go into detail!

(Leo asked Ironhide if he wanted any)

(Ironhide just stared)

(Chromia rolled slowly in the hall past the door while glaring)

( When she was gone,someone whimpered)

(It wasn't Leo)