"The Terrific Adventures of the Jonas Weenies"
Chapter 2: The Robotic Chicken Parrot
Empress Hannah Montana was busy recording her new ear-bleeding single that was sure to hypnotize and corrupt the young, impressionable minds of the world. Her father and evil advisor, Billy Ray Cyrus, was in his workshop fixing her robotic minion, the chicken parrot named Eduardo. It was malfunctioning.
"A block of cheese!" it screeched, pooping out an egg.
The evil empress finished her song and watched her father work.
"It's perfect!" she exclaimed. "This will be my greatest evil plot twist ever!"
"I'm working on Eduardo," Billy Ray said.
"Sweet niblets! That stupid bird gives us more trouble."
"Hopefully I can get him fixed soon."
"Try to put a step on it, evil advisor dad. I need him to go pay the Jonas Weenies an evil visit. Mwahahaha!"
Joe Jonas was trying to find his way through the trees of the forest.
"Where am I?" he said.
He was confused and disoriented.
"Toto, it doesn't look like we're at the concert anymore."
Joe walked for about an hour, not finding any people.
"I'm lost. Great. What happened anyway? Was I flying?"
He looked at his feet and then jumped off the ground. He didn't take off.
"I guess I'm stuck."
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes.
"Who's there?" he asked with a trembling voice. "Anyone?"
Back at Empress Hannah Montana's castle, Eduardo seemed to be fully functional.
"Great work, father evil advisor dad Billy Ray Cyrus," said Hannah. "Come over here, Eduardo."
It flew over to her and perched on her shoulder. He plucked at her weave.
"No! Stop!"
"Hoooooooooo," Eduardo said, cocking its head.
"Couldn't you fix it so that he didn't do that anymore?" she asked her evil advisor Billy Ray Cyrus.
"Sorry," he said.
Evil Empress Hannah Montana planned to ruin the Jonas Weenies and harass all of the fangirls. Just another step in her plan for world domination.
"Go, Eduardo!" she shrieked. "Go, my pet, to crash the Jonas Weenies' concert!"
"A pound of butter!" Eduardo squawked, as he took off.
TO BE CONTINUED.