A/N: Whoo chapter two!! To be honest, I really wasn't expecting the amount of reviews that

I got... I mean... I only got seven... but that's more then I usually get haha... so I've decided to

thank each of you personally.

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worked... new chapter! (Sorry it took so long)

RedheadObsession: Thanks for saying it was funny! I love when people think I'm funny!

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CaitlinMcG: Thanks, I thought it was pretty Jacob, too. And I also love the wolves the best,

hence my story about them! I always really liked Jacob, Quil, and Embry!

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hzl: haha the four are Embry, Jacob, Quil and Paul... I think those were the four I had in mind anyway... haha it was awhile ago that I wrote it.

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"You're coming to the party tonight, right?" Jacob asked, grabbing a coke that Embry tossed to him.

"Nah, my mom's coming home tomorrow so I have to go clean the house or she'll kill me," Embry responded.

"Dude, that sucks," Quil said plopping down on the couch. "This is supposed to be like, the party of the year!"

"Yeah, thanks for reminding me," Embry said, rolling his eyes.

"Aw... I hate when you don't come to parties," Lexi sighed.

"That was surprisingly nice of you, Lexi," Kim replied, looking shocked.

"Yeah... not really, I just like watching him get drunk and hit on ugly girls," Lexi said, nodding.

"Thanks, Lex," Embry said sarcastically. "You know, a person would THINK that his so called friends would stop him when he got so intoxicated that he hit on Big Barbara."

"Whoa! Don't be bitter, Em!" Lexi exclaimed. "That was probably the best night of her life!" Everyone in the room burst into laughter and Embry crossed his arms and sulked.

"We really are gonna miss you at the party though, man," Jacob said. "There's supposed to be this new girl..."

"Oh yeah, the one from Forks," Quil interrupted. "She's supposed to be muy sexy!"

"Yeah... sorry I'm gonna get to her before you," Jacob said, slapping Quil on the back.

"Ugh, you guys make me sick," Kim said.

"I don't want to meet the new girl," Jared said, walking over to sit beside Kim.

"Like you would say anything different," Lexi responded, rolling her eyes.

"It doesn't really matter. The second one of you slips up and tells her about me, she'll orgasm just to the sound of my name. Sorry boys, but you know you can't beat the man," he said, flexing his muscles.

"It's cute how you think you're irresistible," Lexi replied, patting him on the head as she walked by.

"Whatever," Embry scoffed before standing up and heading for the door. "I gotta go. I'll see you guys later."

...

"This party is so AWESOME!" Lexi exclaimed as she and Kim walked through the door.

The party was being held at some snobby rich girls house down in Forks. They had a huge basement that was perfect for an out of control teenage party.

"Oooh I think I see the new girl over there," Kim said, pointing at a girl standing over against the wall laughing at something Mike Newton, a boy from Forks who was standing with her, had just said.

"Oh, and Jacob sees her too," Lexi responded, holding her hand up to her mouth like a microphone. "Let's watch as he zeroes in for the kill. His first move is going to have to be to defeat young Newton. He literally picks him up with one hand folks, putting him down next to a group of wild, and possibly drunk, young teenagers. Let's see what Black will do next."

"Are you going to narrate the whole thing?" Kim asked, with a roll of her eyes.

"I am in fact," Lexi responded, putting her hand down for a moment. Then she stuck it right back up and continued her play by play. "Now he appears to be sweet talking her, probably saying something along the lines of 'Come sleep with me.' She holds up her left hand, appearing to be showing him..." Lexi cut off after that and just stared.

"She's married?" Kim exclaimed, dumbfounded.

"I guess... I mean is there any other reason you would wear a ring on your left hand and show it to a guy when he's trying to hit on you?" Lexi asked, completely confused.

Jacob looked around the room for a second, obviously confounded, before slowly walking away from the new girl, who turned around and began talking to a girl standing behind her. Lexi beckoned him over, and he began to walk toward them, slowly.

"So new girl is married?" Lexi asked the second he was standing next to her.

Jacob scrutinized her face, looking straight into her eyes. "Ma'am, exactly how intoxicated are you?" he asked, using his best policeman voice.

"Shut up!" she said, smacking him in the face. "I haven't even had anything yet. But we SAW her show you the ring on her left hand. And then you were all like 'Oh my gosh, what the hell, let me wander around in random circles because, shit, I don't know what else to do.'"

"It's not a marriage ring, dumbass," Jacob said, lightly smacking her on the back of the head. "It's a purity ring. Chick's a virgin. And apparently has no intention of fixing that anytime soon."

Kim and Lexi stood in silence for a moment staring at Jacob, before busting out into raucous laughter. Quil walked up to the group and asked what was so funny, which caused another round of laughter from the two girls.

"New girl. She's 'made a pledge to stay pure until marriage,'" Jacob said, saying the last part in a high pitched, poor imitation of a girl.

Quil stared blankly at him for a moment before he responded. "What does that mean?"

"It MEANS you're not getting laid tonight," Lexi said, spouting into more laughter.

"Shit," Quil responded before walking away.

Just then Lexi's cell rang so she walked outside to answer it. "Hello?"

"Hey it's Embry."

"Hey boy! How's the cleaning going, you having a good time?"

"A blast. How's the party?"

"Ahh amazing! Thanks for asking!!"

"The new girl hot?"

"Uh... I guess..."

"Sorry, awkward question for you. But Jake and Quil didn't answer their phones so... you're my source."

"Lucky me."

"You should be honored. So, has she already turned down Quil and Jake or will that come later?"

"Oh, she turned them down alright."

"Good. I'll be there in like five minutes. Try my luck with her. Bye Lex." With a click he hung up and the line went dead.

"Well," Lexi said, as the shut her cell, "this should be VERY interesting." And with that, she went back into the party. "Maybe I'll warn New Girl about what's coming..."

...

Coming soon on Psycho in the Night: Lexi and Kim fill new girl in on everything before Embry arrives. Will she crack under the pressure? Or will she stay strong? Find out next time!

A/N: Alright, I know it's like... short and everything. And it takes me forever to update. But like I have school and my classes are really hard this year so y'all are just gonna have to be patient with me. But I do LOVE all the reviews and alert thingys that I've been getting so you guys are pretty much the best!! Love you all!! )