DISCLAIMER: The Slayers and all related characters are (c)... I can't quite remember. Nightmare is (c) NAMCO. Michelle Seyruun, Loki Ramone (the Orihalcom chimera), Marco Lavanadel (the Frost Dragonkin), Ken Yamada, Chaos, Naruto Melheim, Barton Savage, Rina Metallium, Kristina Angelina Manticoreprincess Joandaedalus Feegusaph III a.k.a. Nny, Jimmy McAllen, Voltage and Cerverus Squeeks, are (c) myself and the rest of Dark Kingdom Entertainment.
It had been two days since Nny returned to Zephilia... and everyone wanted to kill him.
Naga was looking at interesting items in a rare items shop when something caught her eye... litterally. "AAAUUUGH! MY EYE!" Apparently the shop-keeper didn't know how to properly store a fishing-pole and the hook got caught in her eye.
"I'm so terribly sorry about this miss, I had no idea it still had the hook on it, honest!" said the shop-keeper appologetically as he carefully took the hook out of her eye. He was trembeling at the curses that were coming out of her mouth, some of which he had never heard before.
"I should kill you where you stand... but I won't because I would like to buy something."
"A...and what would that be miss?" he said, still trembling.
"That." she said pointing to a cat-like mask on the far wall.
"Ah, that is a one of a kind mask. Normally I would sell it for no less than 500g, but for you, 200g because of my recent error."
"I'll take it, here's your money."
"Pleasure doing business with you miss, have a nice day." Naga then left to show Lina her new mask as the shopkeeper went into the back of the store. "I did as you said sir, she bought the mask."
"Good work, here's your pay." said a mysterious figure in maroon armour as he handed the man a bag full of gold.
Dark Kingdom Entertainment
Proudly Presents A
'The Slayers' Fan Fiction
"The Slayers Chaotic"
Episode 02
"Naga's Curse; Gourry's Chest"
Copyright (c) 2005-2006 Maneir Vadan Ikre
Meanwhile, in the Zephilia park.
"Check-mate." said Michelle as moved her knight into position.
"No fair, you cheated!" shouted her opponent, who happened to be a squirrel.
"She won fair and square so quit complaining and accept your loss." said a knight in azure armour.
"Hey, Lina!" Naga yelled as she ran toward the group.
"What do you want now?" asked a flat... I mean, beautiful young sorceress (please don't kill me).
"Look at the mask that I just bought. It only cost me 200g."
"For that piece of junk?" said a knight in black armour, "You got ripped off."
"Well I think that it's beautiful!" said Naga, defending her latest purchase.
"You sure have strange taste Naga." noted Lina, "Well, since you bought the thing, why don't you put it on?"
"Okay." Naga then put on the cat-like mask and something strange began to happen. "YAAAH!"
"OH..."
"MY..."
"GODS!"
The masked fused itself with Naga, turning her into what one might call an "anthro cat-girl".
"Kitty! Can I pet the kitty?" asked Nny, the ever annoying.
"I…I have fur?"
"Yeah, no shit." commented the black psuedo-Zelgadis.
"Can I call you fluffy?" asked a white Dragon-Kin.
"NO!" she yelled as Loki pulled a book out of his pocket titled 'Cursed Items throughout History'.
"Let's see... Aha! Here it is, 'Mask of Cat's Dance: Whoever puts on this mask will become a half cat half human creature who, against their will, will automatically dance whenever they hear music of any kind.' That's what it says anyway."
"Just great." said the tomented looking cat-girl.
"Personally, I think it adds to your beauty." commented the purple-haired rogue. Naga blushed slightly.
"Thanks…I think."
"Hmm…a cat that dances to any kind of music…" thought the annoying chimera aloud.
"Don't you even dare!" yelled Galda as he formed a ball of fire in his hand.
"Ooh... This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend…" the effects of the mask were obvious. Naga began to dance uncontrollably.
"NOO! I can't stop dancing! HELP ME!" everyone just sat and watched, some applauded and Knightmare joined in on a flute. "I hate you all!"
And so it began…
The next day...
"It seems like the only song you haven't danced to yet is…" started Lina.
"John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmitt…" Nny began to sing.
"NOO!" yelled Naga as she began to dance.
"Look on the bright side, he's singing a different song for once." commented Luna as Jimmy got a sinister look in his eyes.
"I have an idea: we can use Naga's curse to earn money!"
"That's a great idea," agreed the Dragon Disciple, "she dances while we get all the gold!"
"No you don't, I'll take no less than 60 of the profits!"
"Make it fourty or I start singing a Spice-Girls song." threatened Nny.
"FINE, 40, BUT PLEASE, NO SPICE-GIRLS!" Naga desperately pleaded.
"TOTAL CHAOS!" Without warning a man in maroon armor jumped out from behind a building and zaped Galda with a spell and disappeared. Everyones eyes fell on galda, who now seemed to be a bit slimmer than normal.
"AHH! I'm a woman!" Galda yelled in horror.
"Chaos?" Michelle said with utter hatred.
"Who?" asked the young psuedo-Lina.
"He's an old enemy of mine. His real name was Melvin Saiks, but he liked to call himself 'Chaos, God of Disorder', and the name fit!"
"I agree, the is really going to screw up Lina and Gourry's plans." said Luna with worry.
"You're right, I can't marry another woman! Wait a sec... What do you mean 'was'?"
"I killed him... or so I thought."
"Why me, why not Nny…or even Loki?" said Galda in despair.
"Do you really want Nny to have a high-pitched voice? And besides, I am unaffected by magic." replied the black chimrea.
"Lucy prick," replied the cat-girl, "but you have a good point, Nny with a high-pitched voice is a scary thought!"
"That would be the one thing scarier than my big sis."
"I'm standing right here you know!" Lina jolted in terror.
"Oops, I guess I Forgot."
After gathering the appropriate supplies they headed out to find a cure for both Naga and Galda/Gourry. It had been two days since they left Zephilia.
"So why are all of you coming anyway?" asked Galda.
"We had nothing else to do." Marco
"And besides, there aren't any good arenas in Zephilia." added the azure knight.
"Chaos caused this so I don't really have a choice…" said Michelle, "but why are you coming?"
"I'm not going to let my greatest chess rival go on an adventure without me." replied the squirrel.
"When we get to the next town I'll play against you." challenged Knightmare.
"Okay." said Mr. Squeeks.
"But why must you bring him along?" Ken asked as he looked over to Barton who was carrying a once again frozen Nny on his back.
"Entertainment."
"Where are we going anyway?" asked Jimmy.
"Seruun is our objective," Galda answered, "we have some friends there who might be able to help."
"Se…Seruun?" stuttered Naga.
"What? Don't tell me you're in trouble with Prince Phil! You aren't are you?" asked lina.
"No…not exactly." Lina and Luna gave Naga an evil look. "Look, I'll tell you everything later, just be patient." Michelle couldn't help but chuckle.
"What is so funny?" Naga demanded.
"This is just hilarious, the princess is afraid to go home to daddy."
"Afraid? Why you little…" Naga then realized her mistake.
"Is there something you would like to tell us, Gracia?" asked Lina.
"gulp I...I can explain everything, just don't hurt me!"
"It's not me that you should worry about, it's your daddy when he finds out what a pain in the ass you've been to me that you should worry about!" threatened Lina.
Two hours later.
"So let me get this strait," Ken asked, "after killing the man who murdered your mother, you left Seruun to explore the world on your own."
"Yes, it's true, I left so that I could come to terms with what had happened."
"How do you come to terms with something by running from it?" demanded Lina.
"Well…um…"
"Just leave the poor woman alone," said Knightmare, "we have other things to worry about."
"He's right," agreed Marco, "we need to find out what's going on before it's too late."
Being his creepy self, Jimmy poped up out of nowhere holding a small bag. "Want a cookie?"
"YAAH! Will you stop that; what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?" Ken yelled. As Ken caught his breath Gracia helped him stand up. "Thanks."
"Oo, can I have a cookie?" asked Barton.
"Is chocolate chip okay?"
"As long as it has sugar in it, I don't care!"
Off in the distance they heard voices. "So hungry." said a tall blond man in a red trenchcoat, "Must have food; must have
donuts."
"Get up Vash," said his female companion, "we should reach the next town in a couple of hours, just be patient."
"Does it have a good donut shop?"
"How the hell should I know?"
Michelle suddenly had a strange look on her face as she watched the two walk away. "What're they doing here?"
"What's wrong?" Voltage asked.
"Nothing you need to worry about."
After days of traveling, our 'heroes' finally made it to Seruun. However, due to Voltage's stupidity impulse in the last town, they now had 25 guards chasing them.
"Volt you idiot!" Barton yelled, "You just had to pants every guard in Beval didn't you!"
"But I couldn't help it."
"Let's see how they react to this." Michelle said, "BLACK FIRE BOMB!" Michelle threw a black ball of fire at the guards and it exploded, burning of the guards' clothing. And it turned out that the head guard was wearing pink 'Hello Kitty' boxer shorts.
"Retreat!" hollered the head guard.
"Cowards!" yelled Squeeks.
"A squirrel shouldn't call a guard a coward." Ken replied.
"I have my reasons."
"We finally made it!" said Gracia/Naga.
"Now let's get to the palace before we get into any more trouble." Lina said, as she, Galda and Gracia then saw two familiar people coming toward them.
"Zelgadis, it's great to see you again." Galda said.
"Do I know you?" Galda then remembered that he was now a she. So she then took off her helmet.
"Don't you recognize me Zel?"
"Gourry?"
"The one and only." confirmed Lina.
"What happened to you?" Zelgadis asked, with an incredulous look on his face.
"I'll explain later." said the blonde woman.
"Who are all of these people Miss Lina?" asked Amelia, who just then noticed someone very familiar, "GRACIA?" she yelled as she ran up and hugged Michelle.
"Hehe, close. My name's Michelle. You sister, however, is standing right over there." She said as she pointed to the 6' cat-girl.
"WHAT?"
After Michelle and Lina had explained every thing that had happened in the last month, Amelia offered to help Gracia get rid of the curse.
"I'm not sure if this will work but here it goes…" Amelia held a book out in front of her and started chanting. "Evomer Esruc!" A flash of light occured and it died down to reveal that Gracia was back to normal with the mask on the floor in front of her.
"Finally, the nightmare is over!" said Gracia, relieved that she was back to normal.
Suddenly, a demonic voice spoke up. "On the contrary, the nightmare is just beginning!
Muahahahahaha!"
"That's not good." commented Marco.
"Miss Lina, I'm scared."
"Trust me; you have every reason to be scared." said Michelle, a sound of foreboding in her voice.
End Episode 02