Disclaimer: We, of Eddie and Alex, do not own the rights to Kingdom Hearts or its characters.

Xemnas: *arrives at meeting room* What the? (There is a note posted to the door)

Note: I want to join. Let me in the Organization and you can have Numbers X-XIII back.

Xemnas: *crumples note* Good luck with that. *enters room* First order of business, we have to replace a few members. Seems that crazy kid with the giant katana stole Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas.

Axel: NO!!! Not Roxas. We have to save him. He's, like, my bestest friend eber! (Eddie: I'm sorry, Quinton Flynn…you character gets so much grief…)

Xemnas: *eye roll* Thankfully, we have a replacement for Roxas. Xion, you've been promoted.

Xion: Yes! *keyblade cheer*

Axel: *wibble*

MEANWHILE!

Eddie: Alex, what is Larxene doing in my room?

Alex: She didn't want to play cards. *is totally playing Go Fish with Luxord*

Luxord: Got any threes?

Alex: Go Fish.

Eddie: Of all the card games you could have played with Luxord, you choose Go Fish? Why?

Alex: Because I can't play poker, Roxas won't join us to play spoons, and Marluxia already beat both of us at Bluff."

Eddie: He…nevermind, I'm not going to ask. So, why are there Nobodies in the house?

Alex: I'm holding them hostage.

Eddie: But…you know what, I'm going to go play on the playstation. If you need me, I'll be on DDR.

Luxord: That's Larxene's best game. You should challenge her. Girl bonding time and all that.

Eddie: Uh…thanks?

MEANWHILE: AGAIN!

Marluxia: And you said it's called Fanfiction?

Roxas: And it's…evil.

Marluxia: I like evil.

Roxas: I know…*pulls up 4/11 fanfiction*

Marluxia: Me…and Vexen? What in Heartless' name is that about?

Roxas: UST? (Eddie: Seriously, if you don't know…you don't want to.)

Marluxia: *hacks computer in half* Stupid machine, making up such lies.

Elsewhere

Alex: MY COMPUTER IS IN TROUBLE!

Luxord: Look, if you wanted to quit, you could just say so.

In Eddie's Room

Eddie: How are you that good? *has lost her spot as top ranking DDR*

Larxene: Well, someone has to challenge Xaldin. Otherwise he gets a god complex.

Eddie: Dude…

Larxene: I know. They're all idiots.

Eddie: Yeah, boys are dumb.

Back at the Organization

Xemnas: So, we're decided. We'll steal some of the characters from Final Fantasy and make them Nobodies.

Axel: I still don't see why we can't just go get them back. It's not like Alex poses much of a threat anyway.

Xemnas: I'm sorry? Who is Superior here?

Axel: *grumbles*

Xemnas: Right. Any suggestions?

Zexion: We go save the others? I really don't want to go through another interview process.

Xemnas: NO! We are not doing a Mission Impossible-themed rescue of our kidnapped "compadres".

Xigbar: ¿Tú hables español? (you speak Spanish?)

Xemnas: Xigbar, put down the universal translator and go save the others. And bring Alex so I can kick him.

Alex's house

Alex: My "Xemnas is going to kill me" senses are tingling.

Luxord: Your what are doing what?