Hello! This chapter has slight KaibaxJou, BakuraxRyou but is mostly YamixYugi. Mrs. Maaka is my own character and she is the drama teacher.

I would like to thank everyone who has reviewed me so far and if you scroll down past the story you will see a personal thank you and mindless bit of chat for each of you. 

Now on with the story!

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"OMG! Look at me!" screeched Anzu as she twirled in a gorgeous, deep purple, satin dress. It had a high collar and long sleeves and there was blood red and night black corsets tied round it.

It was a very sexy dress, and that somehow gave Anzu the impression that she was also sexy. (So not)

Yugi sighed and started twiddling with the edge of his plain, white, apron. It was bad enough that Yami was Romeo and Anzu was Juliet but that he had to be the Nurse! The Nurse who was practically Juliet's slave!

Speaking of Juliet… "YYYUUUUUGGGGIIIII!" called Anzu as she twirled right in front of him. "Oops! Hehe, I mean 'Nurse!' hehe. Nurse, WHERE IS MY ROMEO!" Anzu asked as her voice rose to a loud, demanding tone.

"There's no need to shout, Anzu!" called Mrs. Maaka. "Yami is right over here, as you two should be as well! We're about to start the ballroom scene!"

Yugi and Anzu rushed over and sure enough there stood Yami in a loose, white shirt that almost reached down to his knees. Some of the top buttons were undone and you could see the tanned and toned chest of the former Pharaoh. Covering his legs were very tight black tights (did I mention how tight they were!) although they looked more like leather trousers than tights really. Yugi caught a hold of himself before he completely lost the plot and glanced over at Anzu who hadn't been as quick. Her eyes were glazed over and there was saliva dripping down her chin.

Yami looked at her with slight fear in his eyes.

"Alright, lets get this show on the road!" said Mrs. Maaka enthusiastically.

2 hours later…

"I'm gonna kill you Kaiba!" yelled Jou for the 17th time that day. And like the times previous, as he made to grab Kaiba he tripped over the unusually long helm of his dress and landed face first onto Juliet's coffin.

"Perhaps we should actually open the coffin, then when you fell the need to just lie down and die you can do so without any of the loud crashes you make when you make contact with the lid." Kaiba snickered.

Jou growled. "Why the hell do I have to wear this stupid thing anyway! It's humiliating, being forced to dress like a girl!"

"Now you know how I feel." Muttered Yugi.

'I think you look quite good in it,' thought Kaiba as he eyed the exposed flesh on Jou chest (due to the V shaped neck on the light green frock that Jou had been forced to wear by Mrs. Maaka)

"At least you don't get mistaken for a real girl because of this." Sighed Ryou as he glanced down at his light blue, frilly number.

"You look good in it hikari." Bakura blushed slightly as he realised what he just said. Ryou blushed as well and smiled up at his Yami.

"Alright, lets try it from the balcony scene." Mrs. Maaka's weary voice snapped them all out of their little moments.

Yami took his place beneath the balcony and began to dully drone as he saw Anzu gazing down at him from above.

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east and Juliet is the sun…"

Anzu started to cackle madly.

Then Yami spied Yugi hiding behind the curtain next to Anzu. He felt his heart lift and with love and adoration clear in his voice he declared, "It is my lady, O it is my love. O that she knew she were…"

Yugi's gaze met his and Yami felt his breath leave him, he struggled to remember his lines. "S-see how she leans her cheek upon her hand. O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek."

Yugi blushed and Yami smiled.

"Oooooooh," cried Anzu as she flung her hand to her head and pretended to faint.

"Anzu!" cried Mrs. Maaka. "It's 'Aye me!' not 'oooooohhh.' And Marik don't you dare remove that robe! Friar Lawrence's scene with Romeo is next!"

Marik scowled and Mrs. Maaka smirked.

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And that was chapter 2! Please review and let me know what you think!

Sanni York: THANK YOU! You were my first reviewer and it is very nice to meet you:) I don't think Anzu will break her leg in a dance competition but it was a lovely thought. (I've got something funnier in mind evil laugh echoes through the house, parents look on worriedly)

Trichloroethane: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Just to clear it up incase you're still confused, Anzu is Juliet and Yugi is the Nurse. I know this is a very classic plotline but I wanted to start off my first ff with something that everyone sorta knows whats going on just as a tester.

AuroraTenchi: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. I like you already, you are really funny, I hope you found Anzu but if you haven't, may I join you on your quest? I've got this…holds up long, silver sword with a black hilt and red rubies hammered into it (the hilt not the actual sword.)

MysticMaiden 18: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. If you really like it then I shall keep writing.

DaakuKitsune: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Yes, I am an evil person but I can be good too. See how in this chapter I didn't leave off on a cliffhanger? And I promise not to do it in the next chapter as well. And Yugi is the Nurse, what the hell is an understudy?

Sarah Costa: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Did you really think it was a good start? I was a bit worried about what people would think about it but everybody who reviewed was very nice to me so that made me very happy. You know, even if Anzu happens to have an accident there is no guarantee that Yugi will be the one to take her place. thinks to self, oh the possibilities…

DMHPluv: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Originally I had Yugi planned out to be Juliet but at the last minute changed it to Anzu for more of a twist. I know! Anzu is practically a Barbie doll, those friendship speeches are the most boring lectures in the world!

Pharaohess1: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Hello, it's nice to meet you! And you were right, it was the Nurse. My friend Foreverforsaken helped me with the title a bit but I did most of the work of course. .

Silverwolf407: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Yes I'm reading R&J in school as well. That's how I got inspiration actually, Foreverforsaken and I were in art and I was trying to think of a plotline when she threw a copy of it in front of me as she was going through her bag. It was like a sign from above. :)

Kai's kitty: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. You thought it was cute! Thank you! Heres your update. PS. I love Kai as well….

Unseenwater: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. If you go to the start again you will see that Yugi said he got 'a' main female role which could have meant he got either Juliet or the Nurse… in this case he got the Nurse. You also thought it was cute! Thank you and here is your update.

Foreverforsaken: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Finally you found me. I give you credit for throwing the book at me and helping me with the title. I am doing better in my English and you'd better not forget everything for tomorrow and hurry up and email me what you want for your story!

Spidy007: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Nope Yugi is the Nurse! I'm glad you were surprised, I really twisted the ending didn't I? I am also glad that you liked it.

Luna: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. I'm happy that you love the story. :)

Purple mage: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. You really think it's awesome? Thank you so much! Is this chapter up fast enough for you? I'll try my hardest to have the next one up fast as well.

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Black-Dranzer-1119: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. Yay for the Anzu haters! Are there any more of us out there!

The Skizophrenics: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. I'm very sorry for scaring you, Anzu and Yami will never be together! Says me and a bunch of other girls all over the world! I'm I right here, people! And thank you for beating Anzu to a bloody pulp! shakes your hand and presents you with a plaque for genius and service to the world