Nine months later, Sam had been getting fatter and fatter. She was puzzled for awhile until suddenly she felt a terrible pain. Now she wasn't puzzled, she was screaming. Adam heard Sam's cries and he ran over to her. "Sammypoo what is happening?" he said sadly. "I don't know Addypoo I think I'm dying." Sam said matter of factly. "Oh well in that case I better take you to the backyard to bury you, just like you told me on the day we married. You want us both to be buried here." Adam gabbed Sam's nose and dragged her into the backyard. Sam kept screaming because the pain was getting worse. Adam stopped dragging her and dug a hole. When he was done, he walked back to Sam, who was still screaming. Sam stopped screaming when she saw how sexy Adam looked when his smooth, bald head was covered with salty waterfalls. Adam pushed Sam into the hole. "Now I'll keep you company until you die. After that, I'll cover you up with dirt." Suddenly, the pain got way worse, and then Sam's screams were joined by the screams of what sounded like some sort of miniature man. Sam stopped screaming, but the miniature man screams kept coming. "Golly gee, Adam, I'm not dying, I was having a small person! Wow." Adam dragged Sam and the miniature man out of the hole. "Amazing," he said, cuddling them both in the moonlight.
