Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... and I definitely do not own Sasuke... for that matter...
Sasuke The Emo or Emu or whatever You Call it
Chapter 2
Sasuke Becomes An Emo, Or as he said, Emu
The next morning, Sasuke woke up with the sun on his face. It had been a long night.
'Time to start dressing Emo...' though Sasuke, sadly. He went to the bathroom and took out his mother's makeup. He put the black eye-shadow around his eye's (imagine Gaara but replace him with Sasuke, with eye-shadow on) and put on black skinny jeans, a black skin-tight shirt, and a Kakashi style mask. He couldn't believe he was 100% Emo!
"I envy you so much, Naruto!" Sasuke yelled in his room, "I wish I never had parents! Then I wouldn't be some Emo freak!!!!!!!!!"
Then Kakashi appeared. "Oi! Sasuke!" Sasuke had a kunia to his arm... to Kakashi's horror, he cut himself, and flung the kunia at Kakashi without noticing.
"That's it!" Sasuke turned, and almost fainted, but his old sensei caught him and took him to the hospital.
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The hospital
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"Sakura!" Kakashi called at the top of his voice. "Sakura! Sasuke fainted from blood lost. *Whispering* I think he's Emo."
"OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sasuke can't be Emo!!!!!!!!!" Then Sakura fainted. Kakashi went to get Tsunde, who just happened to be right there.
"Lady Tsunde! Sassuke fainted from blood lost!" Kakashi informed her, "He needs medical attention! Now!"
"Put him in here, on the bed!"
Kakashi set Sasuke down and went to get Sakura, and take her home, when he saw the latest volume of Make Out Paradise.
"How much is that?" He questioned the clerk behind the counter a few minutes later.
"For you Perverts, $10.99." He responded in a business matter.
"I'll take it!!!" Kakashi announced. He gave him a $20.
The clerk gave him his change. "Thank you, come again."
"I will." And Kakashi went to get Sakura and take her home.
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Sasuke woke up for the 2^nd time.
"How long have I been asleep?" He wondered aloud.
"About 2 days." Someone told him,
He looked around and saw it was Tsunde. Then he looked at the rest of him to find that he had an IV in him.
"What happened?" Sasuke asked.
"It looks like you cut yourself."
"Oh," he told her, "is it that bad?"
"It's infected. You probably used a kunia with blood on it.
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Author's notes:
Me: End of chapter 2. Any comment's Gaara?
Gaara: Gaara of the dessert!
Sasuke: If you're looking for an Emo, talk to Gaara.
Gaara: you mean Gaara of the dessert.
Sasuke: Whatever.
Gaara: Give me my cookie, or i'll use 'DESSERT COFFIN' on you all
Me: Here, Gaara. *hands him a cookie*
Gaara: *Skips away happily*
Kabuto: Gaara of the dessert, I demand a rematch!
Gaara: *crickets chirping*
Kabuto: Gaara?j
Orochamaru: Let's go, Kabuto.
Me: Till next time!
Tenten: Don't forget to review!! :p
Everyone: *stares at her wirdly*
Me: Bye!