Entertainment View (Episode II)
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(The intro of the show starts up with a bright white flash to a golden background with three preview windows stacked on the middle.)
Sunny: Tonight, on ENTERTAINMENT VIEW...
(The first preview window shows Bernie Mac in one of the episodes of The Bernie Mac Show.)
Kevin: Bernie Mac has passed away at the age of 50! Fans for this celebrity are saddened by the loss of a well-known comedian and actor!
(The second preview window shows the Chef in one of the episodes from South Park.)
Sunny: Also on tonight, another famous actor/musician has died! This time, it was Isaac Hayes Jr. who also passed away at the age of 65.
(The last preview window shows several movies and films from the 1980s.)
Kevin: Plus, we'll tell you the Top Ten of the Best Movies ever made from the famous era known as the New Wave era!
Sunny: The VIEW starts NOW!
(As the previews end, a slow but approaching golden flash appears to show the intro theme of the show. This time, the Theme from Beverly Hills Cop (or Axel F's theme) plays. The name of the show is placed on a beautiful Toronto skyline at sunset. There, several shots of the city inside are seen and some focus on the two hosts of the show walking on the streets. As the song ends, the intro also ends. It fades to where the hosts are, sitting on patio chairs with the backdrop of Dundas Square behind them.)
Kevin: Hello, people of all ages and welcome to another episode of "Entertainment View"! We begin this show with the top stories, starting with Bernie Mac.
(Cut to footage of Bernie Mac in the past years of television shows he starred in.)
Kevin (On V.O.): Bernie Mac passed away at the age of 50, just six days ago. Fans of his famous show in which he starred in, The Bernie Mac Show, were saddened by his departure due to complications of pneumonia in which he had suffered not too long ago. Bernie Mac has also starred in movies such as the 2004 hit, Mr. 3000, 2001 hit Ocean's Eleven, another '04 hit in Ocean's Twelve, 2007 film Ocean's Thirteen, and he had also starred in 2007 blockbuster hit Transformers.
(Cut to where Sunny and Kevin are.)
Kevin: Bernie has also starred in Bad Santa, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle as Jimmy Bosley.
Sunny: It is not a coincidence to have another famous, well-known celebrity to die the day after a celebrity dies. But in the case of Isaac Hayes Jr., it might be.
(Cut to footage of Isaac Hayes Jr. in the past, and then to the episodes of South Park in which the actor voices his character in the scenes.)
Sunny (On V.O.): Actor, musician, record producer, composer, songwriter, singer, and arranger, Isaac Lee Hayes Jr. has it all. Unfortunately for him, his famous life would end sooner. Isaac Hayes has died at the age of 65, five days ago at 2:08 pm. Authorities do not know yet the main cause of death, but they do know that stroke played a factor to his departure. Fans for the Chef, voiced by Isaac, were saddened by the loss of the man who played one of the famous characters in the famous cartoon, South Park. He also starred in other movies, such as Blues Brothers 2000, the South Park movie, Shaft, and his upcoming movie Soul Men, will be released this November.
(Cut to the studio set.)
Kevin: It is also a coincidence that both Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes star in their new movie, other than Bernie Mac dying on August 9, and Isaac dying on the next day.
Sunny: I know. Pretty sad, right?
Kevin: It is, Sunny. It is. We'll be right back...
(First commercial plays.)
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(The commercial ends and the second commercial plays.)
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(Commercial ends.)
(After the commercials, the show resumes with a transition wipe to a black and green Matrix-like background with the block-styled words "ON THE STREET". Then it fades to a white flash to show the hosts walking down the streets of Toronto's Harbourfront.)
Kevin: So, have you ever heard that David Beckham will appear at the closing ceremony of the 2008 Summer Olympics at Beijing?
Sunny: Yeah, apparently he'll show up just because London will host the 2012 Summer Games. I'm not that much of a fan of soccer, but I enjoy watching some soccer games on sports channels. Moving on, have you ever heard that Warner Bros. is making a Lethal Weapon 5?
Kevin: Really? I thought Mel Gibson didn't want to star in another Lethal Weapon movie. Well, I've seen all four Lethal Weapon movies and the ones I liked were Lethal Weapon 4 and Lethal Weapon 3. In fact, Lethal Weapon 2 was that close to being my third favourite L.W. movie.
Sunny: Speaking of action movies, have you ever heard of Death Race coming out this August?
Kevin: Yes, but that movie is a remake of the original. I mean, I've seen parts of that movie on the Internet and on T.V., but I think Death Race 2000 is better than what the remake's going to be. Still, Jason Statham does play a good role on the new remake.
Sunny: I like the movies where he starred in, such as The Transporter and its sequel. Personally, I think these movies are good because of the vehicle he drives in. What about that movie, Crank? It is good, but just wait until the sequel to that is released because I think Crank 2: High Voltage would be better than the first one.
Kevin: Going off-topic there for a moment, I ask you this question: are you sick of trolls inhabiting the Internet?
Sunny: Yeah, I get pissed off whenever I see trolls lurking on the World Wide Web. I mean, one time I went to this site called "Fanfiction dot net" or something like that, and I wanted to read M-rated SasuSaku fanfictions on that site but guess which story I read?
Kevin: What story, Sun?
Sunny: A story made by a FREAKING TROLL! I meant, come on! You got to be kidding me! I spent five minutes searching these stories fast enough, and I come across this piece of CRAP writing made by some guy named "Magic-Fag"? Or is it something similar to that? Either way, I don't know!
Kevin: Well, if he was named like that then surely that must mean he writes stories that have very bad grammar, very bad plot usage, or in your case, not related to your favourite pairing at all.
Sunny: Oh, but that doesn't stop there! I also found horribly written stories on that specific category made by a few other trolls, which are exactly worse as the guy I mentioned from the start.
Kevin: Whoever the trolls are, I'm pretty sure they're going to have their asses beaten up by the well-known authors who have made the best Naruto fanfictions on that site. Believe me, but if a person can make so much gibberish that's called a "story"...then I might have to beat them to Hell with flames.
Sunny: ...how do you know?
Kevin: ...I went on that website.
(Sunny chuckles as both head off to Queen's Quay. The transitional effects then bring the view back to where the hosts are, at the set.)
Sunny: Hey, people! It's time for our Top Ten!
Kevin: This time, our Top Ten list is for the Best Movies ever made in the 1980s!
Sunny: We begin our list with Number Ten! Number ten is the famous 1986 hit, Top Gun starring Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards, and Val Kilmer. It was on this list, because it was a smash hit that brought in over 350 million USD in the box office!
Kevin: Number nine is Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Another 1986 box office hit, it stars Matthew Broderick who stars as a high school student skipping a school day again, this time bringing along with his friends while trying to avoid his high school principal, his sister, and his parents! This is a really funny movie that you may want to watch again!
Sunny: Starring at number eight, it's Lethal Weapon featuring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in this famous action movie! This 1987 movie features Mel Gibson, who stars as a cop who is reckless and violent, as a result of his wife dying earlier. Danny Glover stars as a 50-year-old cop, whose partner is actually Mel Gibson's character. Together, they both try to solve the mysterious suicide of a person. The sequel, Lethal Weapon 2, would be number seven on our list.
Kevin: Yes, Lethal Weapon 2 is number seven on our list! The 1989 sequel features the dynamic duo taking on the South African smuggling ring led by the minister of diplomatic affairs for the South African consulate in L.A., in which the leader claims he has "diplomatic immunity"...until the end.
Sunny: Here's number six on the list! Number six is 1988 action film, Die Hard starring Bruce Willis as John McClane! This movie involves German terrorists taking over a high-rise plaza and holding people hostages inside. The detective is also caught up in this, as well!
Kevin: And now, we've reached the top five of the Top Ten! Beverly Hills Cop is on our number five spot, as Eddie Murphy stars in this classic 1984 hit! Who could never forget Axel Foley's theme song played during this movie?
Sunny: The number four spot goes to the sequel of Beverly Hills Cop! That's right, 1987 sequel Beverly Hills Cop II belonged on this spot after its predecessor! Though the film was almost exciting as the first one was, it still deserved a spot higher than the first film!
Kevin: We've reached number three, as number three was The Terminator! The first film of its series was actually the best one of all...next to 1991 hit Terminator 2. The 1984 action film features Sarah Connor and Reese being chased by a Terminator, hell-bent on killing Sarah in order to get rid of John Connor's existence (which didn't happen, and John Connor still exists in Terminator 2 and 3).
Sunny: Before we reach the number one spot, here's the number two spot! Number two is Rambo: First Blood (Part II), a 1985 action film starring the famous Sylvester Stallone. A true sequel to the first Rambo movie, which was released in 1982 but that movie didn't even came a long way to be put on our list. We just decided that the Rambo sequel had more action into it.
Kevin: Finally, here's our number one spot on the Top Ten Best Movies ever made in the 1980s! The number one spot is the James Bond movie "Licence to Kill" starring Timothy Dalton. This 1989 movie really highlighted as one of the best Bond movies ever made. Unfortunately, it did not make big earnings on its release due to competition and poor marketing strategies. But, we watched the movie anyway and it was that good.
Sunny: Well, that's it for the show! We'll see you on the next episode of Entertainment View. Remember, if it ain't worth watching, then why the hell are you even watching it anyway?!
Kevin: Good night!
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