valentine will die

A/N:i dont own saints row. Sid/Carlos

Johnny/Aisha Shaundi/Pierce.

Sid's pov

"here's that movie and those cds you wanted boss." a random saint I knew named Tristan came up to me handing me a few cds and a dvd.

"Thanks Trist."I said as I walked to my room to put the stuff away I made the mistake of looking at the calender worst day of year!

"shaundi!" I screamed down the hall as I ran for her room. I kicked open her door and jumped onto her bed.

"what you got planned for today?"I asked her while she looked at me oddly.

"nothing why Sid?"

"your spending antivday with me." I said matter of away I called over my shoulder for her to meet me in the main room with some horror movies.

after shaundi and i set up in front of the tv with pillows and movies i popped in 'My Bloody Valentine' and curled up on the pillows with shaundi and my Carlos doll thats how Carlos and pierce found us laughing at 'lovers' getting killed by a headcase.

"what are you two doin?"Carlos asked tilting his head.

"the same thing we do every year pinky try to kill valentines day" I said imitating one of my favorite cartoons. laughing when I heard another crunch from the movie.

"well we had made plans for today for you guys but we got time to kill if ya want." pierce said as he jumped over the back of the couch to sit behind pulled her toward him so she was leaning on his layed next to me on the pillows pulling me close to him.

"what was your worst valentinesday pierce?" shaundi asked looking up at him.

"hmm I was dating this girl named Angie and she was cheating on me with the captain of the football team and she got him to hit me with a football in the face. he broke my about you shaundi?"pierce explained.

"was probably four years ago when the guy I was with said 'I thought valentines day ment I just had to give you like flowers or candy I get to fuck you then go home to my real girl' needless to say he went home with a doctor's note that he can't have sex."shaundi said with an evil grin. I high-fived her and laughed at the pained looks on Carlos and pierces faces.

"Carlos whats your vday horror story?" pierce asked after he got the painful image out of his head.

"I was with this girl named carrie for six months on valentinesday I caught her making out with a girl in closet near my locker, I know most guys wouldn't mind seeing that but, she spread a rumor that it was my fault cuz I wouldnt fuck her. she even said I was fucking her brother. turns out she was just fucking crazy." Carlos said tilting his head at us as we looked at him oddly.

"sid what about you?" Carlos said brushing a bit of my hair out of my face.

"I was dating a junior in college when I was senior in high school. I caught my ex who was younger than me he was 16 and my then boyfriend who was 20 in bed. I lost it I went fully mental for two months. I got my friends to beat him up trash his house. he was a dj I got them to scratch all his records. I put xlax in his coffee at my job. then I sang smile by lily allen at the high school talent show he came to it cause he thought we were still together. then I told him to come up to the stage and I told the school how he fucked a 16-year-old guy and he's a cheater. then I just laughed and walked away."I said as my face heated up with put his hand on my hip and rubbed to calm me down.

"you and shaundi are fuckin evil."pierce said with wide eyes.

"we know."shaundi and I said in unison just shook his head at us and cuddled close to me.

"so what did you guys plan for tonight?"shaundi asked pierce as he played with her dreads. he kissed her head and told us about the valentinesday carnival.

"oh that sounds just mushy."I said making a disgusted face with shaundi.

"we knew you wouldn't want to go so we planned something more fun. all you have to do is dress up not full-blown ball gowns and shit just girly and nice. were gunna cause a little chaos." Carlos said smirking.

after watching the rest of the movie shaundi and I ran to our rooms to get dressed. we hid our outfits from the boy with our bathrobe. the hall way looked like our closets threw up. we grabbed our shoes and tossed our bathrobe into our rooms with the clothes everywhere. after doing our makeup and hair in my bathroom we stood at the top of the stairs, put on our shoes and walked down to the boys.

"trist can you just toss those clothes into our rooms?" I called to the blond boy at the bar. he nodded and walked off to do it.

"wow you guys look great." pierce said when he realized Carlos was speechless. shaundi was wearing a retro black and red dress with sheer sleeves and knee-high bright red boots. she had her hair in a braid (I didn't even know you could braid dreads). she had on light purple eyeshadow and red lipstick.I was wearing my black suede trench coat with a purple corset top I borrowed from shaundi a hot pink pleated mini skirt that brushed a few inches from my knees and a pair of sky-high purple platform maryjanes. I had my hair in soft curls with pink eye shadow and pink lip gloss.

"carlitos cerrar la boca podrás atrapar moscas." I said to Carlos tapping the side of his jaw he closed his mouth and gave me a quick kiss saying I looked amazing.

"you don't look too bad yourself carlitos."he was wearing black skinny jeans with a purple button up shirt and shin high combat boots that I knew he borrowed from johnny and of course his favorite purple beanie.

"so what are you boys draggin us off to do?" I asked as we walked over to the elevators.

"we found a really nice spot to watch the fireworks and cause some trouble without getting caught."pierce said as he put his arm around shaundis waist.

we got to the spot and found out we were going to do some painting.

"here cariño." Carlos said as he handed me a paintball gun it even had a little scope on it. I dove to the edge of the roof and found a target. shaundi layed down to my left and pierce next to her.

Carlos pov

I went to lay next to sid when I looked and realized I could see up her skirt! Dios mío she even had on a pink glittery thong! it was sitting so perfectly against her ass it was almost unreal.I just want to reach out and grab her. god why does she have to be so beautiful!? just as I was cursing the world I felt something wet under my nose. I rubbed my nose on my sleeve and realized i had a nosebleed of course.

"Carlos come on your gunna mi-holy shit carlitos what happened?"sid asked jumping up to help me. I pulled off my shirt to clean up the blood.I smirked when I realized sid was drooling after my shirt was off.

"I'm alright cariño just a nosebleed." I said as I wiped off the blood. "let's go shoot some people now."I said as I pulled sid down to the ground with me I made sure my hand brushed against her ass making her shiver. I smirked and lined my scope up with a stupid looking guy and his dog ugly girl.

"on the count of three we fire got it?"I said with one hand up.I settled in got fully lined up watched sid while pierce took care of shaundi.

"one ...two ...three... FIRE!"I yelled and we all started shooting. sid hit a bunch couples while pierce and I hit the stupid pussy whipped guys and shaundi hit the games and prizes ruining them. when we were out of paint balls we reloaded and looked for anything to hit to send us out with a bang. then we saw him,big bad johnny gat. the man who said he was gonna stay home and make Aisha scream all night. pfft yeah right. sid and shaundi got evil smirks on their faces and aimed their guns at Johnny's shirt and fired. johnny let out a girly scream and started cursing up a storm. pierce and I cracked up and fell down laughing our asses off. Aisha stared laughing too. pierce and i picked up shaundi and sid to run down the fire stairs to race back to purgatory.

"I thought we were gonna watch the fire works on the rooftop." sid asked

"nope cariño we gonna watch them on top of the house."sid,shaundi,pierce and I rode the elevator to the roof.

the girls stared in aww at the set up on the rooftop. there was two large piles of colorful fluffy pillows with a big cooler and caterers trolley. Carlos uncovered the food to show the girls all their favorite junk food and pierce opened the cooler to show them it was full of beer and drinks.

"cariño come sit with me." Carlos said after he grabbed two beers and sids favorite cheddar popcorn with chocolate mixed in it. pierce pulled shaundi to sit in his lap while he fed her colorful marshmallows while he drank a beer. as they were sitting there the fireworks started they were beautiful in pinks and reds purples and whites. the grand finale lunched and a large firework exploding making a large purple heart.

"te amo mi dulce princesa. happy valentines day cariño." carlos whispered to sid as he kissed her lips softly.