A/N: A really good friend of mine gave me this idea from a dream she had! I asked her if I could post this and she granted me her permission, so I'd like to give her a big thanks and to all you kind people reading/reviewing/favorite/following the story! :D

(Yes I got a bit lazy with the grammar and spelling, if that bugs you, you're welcome to leave)

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

A girl named Kelly found herself running through the woods for no particular reason. She had no idea why she was in the woods or what she was even doing in the woods in the first place, but she kept on running in the woods for the heck of it.

Even though Kelly was alone in the woods she wasn't scared. Not even after hearing all those horrid rumors about some creature with a pale faceless-face that's extremely tall and wears a tux. They called him 'The Slenderman'

He's known to teleport and stalk people, he also has notes all around in the woods and gets very angry when you steal them, but that still didn't stop Kelly from running deeper into the woods. In fact, she WANTED to find this 'Slenderman' and to prove to everyone at school that he's not scary! She just had to find him first...

"Hmm..." Kelly thought out loudly to herself, "If I was the Slenderman...where would I be hiding?"

Kelly stopped running to take a look around. (Which was nothing but tall trees, big rocks, and more trees!)

"Hmm...maybe if I call out for him he'll come..." Kelly said as she started walking again. "Oh Mr Slenderman! Where are you!?"

There was no response. Only the wind could be heard.

Kelly tapped her chin in concentration, narrowing her bright blue eyes. "I wonder if he only comes out when it's really dark out!"

She pulled out her cell phone to check the time, however, the screen was all messed up and making weird static noises. Kelly shrugged before sliding her phone back into her pocket and turned around, and that's when she saw the Slenderman standing a couple of yards way from her. She gasped in delight and waved at the Slenderman, her arm moving so fast it looked like a blur.

"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE THE SLENDERMAN! HI!" Kelly greeted to Slender, who only stood there in the shadows. Kelly assumed that he was shy and decided to do the talking. "I'm Kelly, and I've got a few questions to ask you! Can you spare a minute?"

The slenderman just stood there.

"GREAT!" Kelly exclaimed before she pulled out a long list of questions she had for him, the list rolled a good twenty yards away from her but she began her list of questions for him:

Can you talk?

How do you eat? Since you have pale skin do you burn easily? Is that why you stay in the shadows? Do you ever wash that suit? Or is it your skin? Or a tattoo? What's your favorite color? Can you see things or are you blind? Do you where sunglasses when you go out in the sun? Can you hear me right now?

because you dont have ears..." She paused to look up at the Slenderman with questionable blue eyes.

He just stood exactly were he was, he scratched his pale bald head in bafflement. Usually people scream and run away when they see him, why was this random girl asking him all these questions? Wasn't she afraid?

"What shoe size are you? Have you clipped your toenails today? Where do you live? Dont u get cold in the winter? Or hot in the summer? Do you have a devianart? Because you should, your drawings are amazing! How do you draw with no eyes? how do you teleport?is it hard to find clothes that fit?cuz your really tall and have tentacles...whats your favorite animal?do you have a pet?is it an antelope?how old are you?how long have you been in this line of work?do you get attacked by bears?or killer rabbits?you must get bad reception here...cuz when ever i run it to you my screen gets all staticy?do you use pantene?cuz your hair looks fabulous...can u smell things?like those glade christmas cookie air fresheners? what's your favorite song?can you play eye of the tiger on an air freshener?my sister can...what you do you want for christmas?are you wearing clean socks today?what are your hobbies?do you have teeth?if you do, when you brush your teeth do you brush your tongue too?do you have friends?can i meet them all?you poker face is amazing...is that a mask or your face?how would you look sunburned?how is it that you have no acne at all?!i mean you skin is flawless!it makes me jelly...what color did you paint your house?do you sleep or are you nocturnal?what does the fox say?when's your birthday?can you drive?what's your favorite place to go out to eat?do you have glasses?are you a fanboy?do you have any siblings or are you an only child?do you have a work out plan or something?cuz you are very slender..."

The Slenderman could not take this anymore...he was getting real freaked out!

"Is you real name slenderman?or is it steve?cuz you look like a steve to me...yup i'll call you steve...do you get lonely out here steve?cuz i'll ALWAYS be here...watching you...what's your phone number?cuz we should totally go to the mall together!" Kelly's mouth dropped open when she saw the Slenderman jogging away.

"HEY!" She shouted running after him, her long list dragging behind her as she ran. "where are you going? hey! come back here! I still have more questions! COME BACK!"

Slenderman ran faster. He's never been so scared in his entire life.

A\N: Well, there ya have it! Hope you all enjoyed and thank you again Kelly for sharing your dream with us! :D