LTP: HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER!
Reala: Great...
LTP: Oh, don't be such a baby Reala, you're not even in this sketch. Now say the disclaimer.
Reala: What!? Why do I have to do it!?
LTP: 'Cause NiGHTS and Jackle are preparing for their scene and I'm too lazy to say it, so that leaves you to do it by process of elimination!
Reala: Well, forget it! I refuse to bend to the will of a pathetic Visitor again!
LTP: -.- If you don't do it, I'll unleash Cerberus upon you, plus I marinated your clothes in bacon last night while you were sleeping. Now what was your response again?
Reala: *grumbles* LTP Does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats. Happy now?
LTP: Very. NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
Nightmaren With Hats
(NiGHTS and Jackle are in Jackle's room and there is a dead man between them with no hands and stab wounds in his chest.)
NiGHTS: Jackle! There is a dead Visitor in your room!
Jackle: Oh…hey…How did he get here?
NiGHTS: Jaaaackle, what did you do?!
Jackle: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
NiGHTS: Explain what happened, Jackle!
Jackle: I've never seen him before in my life!
NiGHTS: Why did you kill this Visitor, Jackle?
Jackle: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
NiGHTS: Tell me, Jackle, exactly what you were doing before I came here.
Jackle: Alright, well…I was upstairs…
NiGHTS: Okay…
Jackle: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…
NiGHTS: Yes?
Jackle: Playing 52 pickup…
NiGHTS: Go on…
Jackle: And, uh, well this guy walked in…
NiGHTS: Okay…
Jackle: So, I went up to him…
NiGHTS: Yes…
Jackle: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence.)
NiGHTS: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaackle, that KILLS people!
Jackle: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!
NiGHTS: How could you not know that?!
Jackle: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck
(NiGHTS notices the human's missing hands)
NiGHTS: What happened to his hands?
Jackle: What's that?
NiGHTS: His hands. Why—why are they missing?
Jackle: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.
(silence)
NiGHTS: Jaaaaaaaaaackle!
Jackle: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…
NiGHTS: Why on earth would you do that?!
Jackle: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!
NiGHTS: Jaaaaaackle!
Jackle: My stomach was making the rumblies.
NiGHTS: Jackle!
Jackle: That only hands would satisfy!
NiGHTS: What is wrong with you, Jackle?!
Jackle: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!
LTP: Ya' know, I get the feeling that Jackle probably would do something like this.
NiGHTS: Why do you say that?
LTP: 'Cause Jackle's gnawing on the dummy like it's a chew toy.
(camera pans to Jackle shaking the human dummy around in his mouth like a dog)
NiGHTS: Oh. Hey, where's Reala?
LTP: Probably trying to get the smell of bacon out of his clothes.
NiGHTS: ... Do I even want to know?
LTP: Probably not. 'Kay everybody, time to wrap up this episode, see ya'll next time!
NiGHTS: See you all soon!
Jackle: BARK, BARK!