21: Hello folks! I'm back with a new chapter and I'm here to clear up a few things with anyone who is confused will have their reviews replied to.

Ignisha: Actually, this is not the sequel or prequel to Return of the Capturing God. You thought this was a sequel or something didn't you? It's actually a separate story from Return of the Capturing God and has no connections to it at all.

Shawn-san: Thanks! And I'm thinking of something special for Naruto since he tends to make things livelier than usual so he will be in fights soon. I'm planning as I'm going along. Besides, between you and me…Naruto isn't really Keima's split persona. You'll find out why in a certain arc where it all began kukukukukukuku….

xWindScarx10: Ah, another fan from my original work has followed up unlike the other ones who probably didn't notice the note in my fic. Thanks and stay tuned dude!

Phnxfyr1: You want some? You got some.

Agent Bizarre: No problem and I thought of this kind of fic after reading some certain chapters of the manga.

Yami Arashi: Why thank you! I thought of this when I did a what-if theory. If there are goddesses in girl's hearts, then what is inside a boy's heart? Result: This master piece!

God of all: Thank you!

Lumk: Wow indeed. And more shall come!

DragonKnight15: Why thank you! I've been obsessed with the Yin Yang theory since they were important roles in the Naruto world for the Izanagi technique and it gave me various ideas in my head. How about reading my other fic Return of the Capturing God then?

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"First I am dealing with a split persona that is a major annoyance with my game time, next there is a woman who says she's from hell and I am forced to do an outrageous job. To capture the spirits of evil people that hide inside the human heart, which means I have to make a real girl fall for me! And for the finishing blow, this girl from hell is transferred to the same class I am and is posing as my little sister to boot! What in the world is she planning?" Keima thought to himself as Naruto ignored the streams of thoughts that turned into ones and zeros like a computer code. Naruto had slowly begun to lose his patience and began his infamous chant of "What to do? What to do? What to do?" He said as Keima immediately put his PFP on hold and pulled off his glasses as Naruto smirked "Works every time." Naruto thought as he took control and listened in on the conversation about Elsie.

*Elsie at the moment*

"Oh! This is Katsuragi's little sister?" "She's so cute!" "Even if you're his little sister you're in the same grade as us." "Is Elsie your real name?" the girls said as Elsie became embarrassed but one boy came in to the conversation. "Are you really his little sister?" the boy asked, clearly clueless Naruto was listening with a strange look on his face as girls started to blush at the sight of him. "You'd be wasted by the likes of Katsuragi-"he would have continued if Elsie didn't retaliate. "Don't insult my nii-sama like that! He is a great person!" Elsie said as she noticed Naruto giving her mental instructions just by looking directly into her eyes. "Plus you are also insulting Naruto-ni-sama when you said that about Kemia-nii-sama." Elsie said as the boy turned to see Naruto glaring at him menacingly as he stepped back nervously, a well-known fact at school is to never get on Naruto's bad side when he's out. The last person suffered severe trauma and was mumbling about spandex, eyebrows, and youth. "Because Naruto-nii-sama is also a bigger sadist than the teachers here…" Elsie said as she finished her lines that she read from Naruto's face. Being a demon, seeing things out of the ordinary is a common thing. That made everyone pale at the thought; the popular Naruto Uzumaki as he goes by is also the toughest fighters here at school and it's revealed he is also a bigger sadist than the teachers? They would rather do months of homework than feel his wrath! "Plus nii-sama will make every girl fall for him!" she declared as if on cue, Naruto blew a kiss to the girls at the mention of falling for him as this caused every girl there to sigh and faint and have romantic fantasies in their heads. The guys gave jealous glares at Naruto and were mentally cursing that why he had all the luck with girls.

*After school*

Since Naruto somehow gotten Keima's PFP into the mindscape (coughIzanagicough), Naruto was taking over for him for the rest of the school day. He couldn't help but make every cute girl he met in class or the hallways fall into fantasyland by blowing a kiss or wink at them, yup Naruto Uzumaki is a womanizer. Probably due to him meeting a lot of charming women in his time as a shinobi like Princess Yukie from the land of Spring, Sarah from Roland, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and others, that he's been good at manners and charming smile around a women that they fall hard for him so he's a professional at it. At the moment he was busy talking to Elsie. "We captured the spirit so why is the guillotine collar still here?" Naruto said as he put a hand on it as he had a feeling it might take his head off any minute. "Well you see; the contract isn't finished yet." Elsie said as Naruto and Keima who was watching inside the mindscape gave her a look. "Explain please." Naruto said in a calm voice as he was trying to mentally calm Keima down. "In this town, there are tons of spirits hiding here." Elsie said as the Yin-Yang God looked at her.

"Are you telling me that I and Keima have to capture all of the spirits in the town correct?" Naruto said as he felt Keima's temper began to rise at the news. Elsie nodded, "Hai, and with the help of the two Kami-sama's then this would be a lot faster for us to collect the spirits then!" Elsie said as Naruto pictured himself winning the heart of many cute and beautiful girls in his shared mindscape with Keima who sweat dropped at the site and saw a mental note by Naruto that this would be a great new idea for his new Icha Icha book which made Keima's sweat drop grow bigger. "I also have procedures to follow by the Chief as well. That explains why I'm posing as your little sister and why we are in the same class." Elsie said as Naruto nodded his head understanding it…that was until he and Keima realized that a proverbial storm was brewing for some reason. Playing things on the safe side Naruto put the glasses back on and let Keima gain control were he began to yell at Elsie and refused to let her go to his house.

*Keima's House*

"My, how unusual, Keima bringing home a friend is a sight to behold!" said one Mari Katsuragi, the mother of Keima and to Naruto his second mother as she invited Elsie inside. "Wow, she looks like a nice mother." Elsie said while Naruto who was inside the mindscape shivered. "Wait till you see her angry, then you'll think twice." Naruto told Keima who mentally agreed as he tried to close the door on Elsie "Don't even think of coming in!" Keima said to Elsie while Mari brought out a tray of tea. "And what business do you have today?" Mari asked as Elsie pushed the door open, making Keima crash into the wall as the storm has finally stirred.

"I'm the illegitimate child of your husband." Elsie said causing Mari to drop her tray. Mari put her hands up to her face in embarrassment as she thought of it as a joke as she laughed. "You're a really funny girl…"she said trying to think of it as a bad prank as Elsie pulled out a letter from her pocket and handed it to Mari. "This letter is from my late mother." Elsie said as both Naruto and Keima had a very bad feeling about this as Mari started to read the letter. A few seconds later Mari flipped open her cell phone and dialed an all too familiar number she knows. "Hello dear." Mari said as she untied her hair, "Yes it's me," she said as she finally took off her glasses, that was then her entire personality did a 180. "How about explaining yourself?" Mari asked her husband on the phone. Next thing the capturing duo/trio saw was Mari becoming more violent than most housewives would and continue her shouting "WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT! ASK THAT QUESTION TO THE LOWER PART OF YOUR BODY YOU TRAITOR!" she shouted as more chairs broke from her kicks. No matter how many times Naruto sees this; it always reminds him of his mother Kushina Uzumaki and how she beats boys "half to death" with just her fists alone. If he were to make a comparison, Kushina and Mari are at the same equal when it comes to being a scary mom. Elsie was quiet and terrified as she pointed at Mari silently as Keima who was use to this stuff answered her question. "She was once part of some biker gang." Keima said with a bored look.

While Mari was releasing a mouthful of words that would make a certain Sound ninja and certain immortal Akatsuki member swear they were family, Keima and Elsie were silently whispering to each other. "What was that letter?" Keima whispered to her, "That was a letter that the Chief wrote immediately." She whispered back. "Hm, so you're going overseas again tomorrow? You must have made as much children as the numbers of data you've been collecting you bastard!" Mari said to her husband and threw her phone on the wall with final words of anger. "DON'T EVER COME HOME!" she shouted as the phone broke into two. She turned to Keima with anger in her words, "Keima, forget your father! That man is dead to us." She said as Elsie looked at Keima. "Did your father die?" Elsie asked feeling sorry for the loss of his father as Keima turned and gave her an "are you stupid look" "No he's not. Mom just kicked him out of the house…again." Keima said as he and Naruto both sighed. Everything seems to always happen to his dad and Mari always retaliates in very violent outbursts and lots of cussing involved. So far this has happened 193 times already, but now its 194 now that Elsie claimed to be the illegitimate child of his father.

Mari hugged both Elsie and Keima and was tearful, "Don't worry; I'll take care of you!" she said to Elsie as Keima had tried to argue. Later on at a game store, "I won't accept it!" shouted Keima as he was browsing through the self, "Come on man, she doesn't have anywhere else to go and she is the only one who can help capture these spirits and get that stupid collar off of you!" Naruto said as he hit the nail on the head as Keima was running scenarios through his head causing Naruto to sweat drop realizing that Keima was trying to ignore him again. "Uh~~~b-but your mother said I could live with you." Elsie said teary eyed that made Naruto shed anime tears at such cuteness being so sad.

Over the years Naruto has a habit of being emotional when cute things like kittens or puppies are sad when he was alive and a little kid. When he was kicked out of the orphanage, Naruto befriended puppies, kittens, fox kits, hawk chicks, and even snakes hatchlings that were abandoned and homeless. They were his closest friends in his younger years and he always told them what happened in his many pranks and his escapes. Over time the pups were taken in by the Inuzuka who promised to take good care of them, some civilians that were neutral to Naruto adopted the kittens and the snakes were soon taken in by Anko for the snakes Naruto had were a rare and very poisonous species, one bite from them was instant death for a human and since Naruto helped raise them, they never attacked him. Anko took good care of them as Naruto helped the hawk hatchlings he raised grow strong and convinced the Third Hokage to take them as messenger hawks. Naruto Uzumaki is one strange enigma that many people of Konoha could never find out; even after his time as a ninja they don't know his true personality…except his wife of course.

"Because of you, a family member is exiled for no reason at all. Mom is now eagerly signing the divorce papers!" Keima said with an annoyed tone as Elsie tried to reason with him. "I-I'll do anything! Please let me stay at your house!" Elsie pleaded while Keima gave out a no. That was then Naruto noticed that Keima was in one of his strange game modes again. "You haven't properly established yourself as a little sister!" Keima said while Elsie was at lost. "E-Establish myself? That was an unexpected reason…" Elsie muttered as Keima pushed his glasses back. "Let me tell you something good" Keima said as he was instantly in seiza position and in samurai clothing without the armor. The symbol that signifies a little sister's qualities…BMW-Keima. "B-BMW?" Elsie asked confused as Keima pushed his glasses back and Naruto casted a special sound jutsu that played Keima's theme as he began to explain to Elsie. "The basic determining conditions establishing a little sister's identity." Keima said as he turned around and with a gesture of his hand, the shelf opened in half to reveal a sports car on TV. "Behold!" Keima said as Elsie was in shock at how that happen. "First, blood! As in blood relation!" Keima exclaimed as the car on the TV started driving at fast speeds. "She must be related by blood!" Keima said as Naruto rolled his eyes knowing that a sister doesn't have to be blood related, but from their bonds and he tried to get Keima to see it his way but failed. "Stepsisters or others that are like a sister might as well be strangers!" Keima said as he went to the M part.

"Next is memory! As in shared memories!" Keima said as Elsie began watching the car on TV while Keima is slowly becoming crazy like. "Precious family memories are forged over time! An irreplaceable bond between siblings!" he exclaimed as he pushed his glasses back and Elsie looked at him. "But above all, she must care deeply for her older brother." Keima said before going loud for the next part "WONICHAN MOE! The extreme love for her brother!" Keima finished as Elsie saw the car on screen crash and panicked. Once the show was over, Naruto's image appeared on the TV's reflection and whispered to Elsie. "You know, I can fix the blood part since Keima is strict on that part. All you have to do is…" he whispered to Elsie as she listened to the instructions and began the act. "Ano, Kami-sama I don't think I need these setups to be your little sister." Elsie said as Keima found a special edition game and sighed. "The world is a strict place, but those who have inadequate qualities cannot be called a little sister!" Keima said as he pointed an accusing finger at Elsie "First thing, I don't have any memories of you! Second, you always make me look bad! Third and final, we do not share the same blood in our veins!" Keima concluded as Elsie saw the chance and bit Keima's accusing finger.

As Keima pulled his finger back in shock as Elsie swallowed the blood in her mouth, Keima felt Naruto take control as his left hand had yellow flame floating in his palm while his right one had black flames dancing above his palms as he felt Naruto slam them together and throw the combined flames at Elsie. "Izanagi!" Naruto shouted as everything was engulfed in a bright light. When the light died down, Keima demanded to know what was going on. "Naruto! What did you just do?" Keima demanded as Naruto smirked. "Simple, after having Elsie ingest your blood, I used the power of Izanagi to create an actual existence for Elsie as your little sister. The story is that your father was drunk and slept with another woman and didn't recall it when he was on a business trip." Naruto said as Keima realized that Elsie is now officially sister by blood. "I want to capture spirits no matter what, so please let me stay!" Elsie begged as Keima refused and quickly bought his games and left the store. Elsie wondered if he was okay and decided that starting today she will be the best little sister to the two Gods.

As Keima put his games away, his cell phone (well actually Naruto's) rang and Keima answered the call and heard a special code which made him pull his glasses off and let Naruto take over as he jumped into the chair in his room and activated a secret switch in the chair in a hidden compartment and the chair with him in it fell into a tunnel where in a blink of an eye, Naruto was in a tuxedo suit. Then a screen appeared in front of him and started talking "Greetings Agent 009, today we have an important situation." The screen revealed a well-aged man on the screen. "Shoot." Naruto said as the man continued, "Rumors that a Neo-Nazi organization is planning to steal one of Japan's ancient artifacts from its resting place in an ancient temple called the Shinto Ruins. Locate in Mt Fuji." The man said as Naruto's eyes widened "That's the resting place of the sacred spear Amenonuhoko! The spear that allowed Izanagi to create the land as it is today!" Naruto said as the man nodded. "Indeed, if they were to acquire its dangerous powers, they would plan to finish what Hitler planned long ago in World War II." The man said as Naruto narrowed his eyes "Not on my watch they won't!" Naruto said as he landed in his secret base and took his gear and jetpack. Naruto then turned towards the screen, "Gotta jet!" Naruto said as he flew out of the secret base. Meanwhile, Elsie was busy collecting ingredients from Hell as Mari went out for a walk.

*Mount Fuji*

Naruto was flying in the air via jetpack and landed at the top of the sleeping volcano and took his pack off and looked into the crater to see 13 Neo-Nazi soldiers armed and there were few archeologists digging and examining certain writings on the walls. Naruto looked around his surroundings and noticed a loose boulder near 5 of them and with skill and accuracy he had when he was a ninja, he threw a rock at the weak points and watched as the boulder came loose and crushed the unlucky 5 and the other 10 went to examine them while the archeologists ignored them and continued studying the ruins. Naruto then leapt and landed without a sound as he quickly gave the scientists good chops on their necks effectively knocking them out. "So far so good…I have a feeling this is a trap for me." Naruto said as he used Jiraiya's Transparency jutsu to make him invisible as he saw the soldiers curse in German and he rolled his eyes, "Guess there are still loyal Nazi members still alive to brainwash their children and so on." Naruto thought while Keima nodded his head in agreement.

After translating what they were saying, he realized that they are going to use a battering ram to open the sealed door to the spear as the captain told them to wait for the boss to return from her tour around Japan which caused Naruto to sweat drop at that. "What kind of leader takes a tour around Japan and leave things to their men to do the work?" Naruto thought as Keima mentally shrugged his shoulders. While the soldiers left with the unconscious scientists, Naruto took this chance to read what was on the walls and recognized that this place was guarded by an old enemy of his, Moryu the demonic dragon that planed its Thousand Year Kingdom. When he continued to read it, he noticed it needed Shion's crystal bell for one to enter without any kind of dangers. That was then he felt a gun being pointed to his head. "Naruto Uzumaki, a pleasure to meet you here." Said a female voice as Naruto slowly turned his head to see a redhead with blue eyes and Naruto had to resist the urge to roll his eyes at his opponent. "Good to see you to Asuka Langley, it's been a few years since we last met like this." Naruto said with a smirk as Asuka bashed his head hard with the butt of the gun. "Shut it! You always ruined my plans and it's always landed me in jail every time!" She said as she began to turn her expression into a different one that looked like a mad scientist's as he knew she was thinking of something involving him solving the puzzle to this place. "I was thinking of having my men with this crystal bell," she said as he held the crystal bell that belonged to Shion long ago much to his surprise. "And use it to open the door to retrieve Izanagi's spear, but there seems to be something there to guard it. Instead of wasting men, I'll waste you instead." She said as she raised the bell causing it to go into a small hole inside the door and it opened. Without a second thought she threw Naruto in there and the door immediately closed on him.

Naruto quickly got up and found the bell floating in front of him as he grabbed it and hears a slithering sound as he immediately jumped to avoid being impaled in the chest by one of Moryu's many heads as they glared at him. "Well if it isn't the damn brat who ruined my plan and destroyed my body many years ago." Moryu said as Keima who was watching inside raise an eyebrow at this. "Good to see you to." Naruto said sarcastically as he noticed a pedestal holding a spear decorated with magmata beads on it. "Time to reclaim what's mine." Naruto said as he quickly went through hand signs and slammed his hands to the ground. "Summoning: Ultimate Bonds!" Naruto shouted as a sphere of light appeared and took form of Shion who opened her eyes "Hello Shion, sorry to call you out like this but it seems your old nemesis won't stay dead." Naruto said as he pointed to Moryu who had all of his multiple jaws drop at the sight in shock. Shion giggled and whispered something in Naruto's ear causing him and Keima who heard it to blush at something so suggestive and perverted. "Let's finish this up before I listen to any more of what you have to say." Naruto said causing Shion to pout before agreeing as Naruto threw a flash bomb in front of Moryu causing him to close all of his eyes. When he opened them, he noticed the blond brat and the priestess girl were gone until he noticed a pinkish blue light above him as he looked up to see them charging up that very same attack that destroyed him before causing him to become enraged as he tried to reach them. "You want it? Well you can have it!" Naruto said as the attack was finished charging "Take this! Shion's and mine's Super Chakra Rasengan!" Naruto shouted as he and Shion descended with the ball as it slammed on Moryu's back as he roared in pain and agony as he was defeated again. In a great explosion, the entire temple shook as the ground revealed lava spewing out of the ground in certain places as one of Asuka's scientists said that it's still dormant but should avoid causing another explosion or else the volcano will wake up completely.

As Naruto walked to the pedestal with Shion's spirit giving him a kiss on the cheek before disappearing, he picked up the spear and smiled "Good to see you old friend." Naruto said as the soldiers ran in with guns set to kill. Naruto looked at them as Asuka walked in with a spear that Naruto recognized anywhere, the famous Spear of Destiny that killed Jesus Christ. This made Naruto narrow his eyes as he got into a battle pose with his spear as Asuka smirked. "Give up Uzumaki, with these spears the world will belong to who they were meant to be ruled by." Asuka said only for Naruto to chuckle. "What's so funny?" she demanded as Naruto looked at his spear, "Simple, you don't believe in religious cultures but only if it's for the sacred weapons and their powers so you can't even use the power of the Spear of Destiny. But I can still wield Izanagi's spear for a good reason." Naruto said and swung the spear, causing the last of the soldiers to fall dead with slash marks on them. "Because I'm connected to the gods themselves." Naruto said as both Asuka and Keima raised an eyebrow at this, Keima never really paid attention to Naruto's adventures till Naruto started using these strange powers and how he signed the contract to Hell that made Elsie turn his life upside down. Now it is making him wonder how much of his life is screwed again.

Asuka scoffed. "Like there is an actually god in this world, I bet that Izanami before she died was an old hag!" she shouted as Naruto shooked his head as the room got darker. "You know, you really shouldn't have said that about her." Naruto said as he looked at her with a pity look. "What's with the look?" she demanded as she felt a hand on her shoulder. When she turned around, she saw a hideous corpse of a long, black haired woman with no skin, maggots eating her flesh and the worst thing was the glowing menacing yellow eyes that were staring at her. "An old hag eh? Now you'll pay for it!" Izanami said as thousands of black rotten hands appeared below Asuka as they dragged her as she screamed for help as she was taken into the world of Yomi. The only thing that was there was the Spear of Destiny on the floor. Izanami looked at Naruto who smiled sadly at her.

"Good to see you Izanami, how have things been since I vanished from the world?" Naruto asked as Izanami looked at him and recognized his spirit and remained calm. "It's been peaceful for some time after the sealing, but for you to return dear that means-"Izanami said as Naruto raised a hand to silence her. "I know, but now I'm helping rounding them up, and thankfully the worst am still trapped." Naruto said as he realized something. "Do you still want to return to the living Izanami? I mean it gets kind of boring down in Yomi doesn't it?" Naruto asked the goddess of death as she shrugged. "I suppose, and things in Yomi have been chaotic with the demons, they keep shouting and arguing and it's starting to get on my nerves." Izanami said as Naruto nodded. "I'll take that as a yes." Naruto said as he pointed the Amenonuhoko at Izanami as a small ball of light appeared at the tip of the spear. "I think you'll love how much the world has changed since we've all vanished from the world." Naruto said as the light flew straight into Izanami and watched as how her body that was once a corpse, turn into a beautiful young woman again with lovely brown eyes. "Well, that's over with but I think we should leave now." Naruto said as he pointed to the rising lava as the entire cavern and temple shook violently. Izanami nodded and took the Spear of Destiny and they ran to the top and Naruto made his spear vanish in a ray of light with Izanami doing the same with her spear as he got the jetpack on and pick up the goddess bridal style. "Gotta jet!" Naruto said as the two flew into the air and the volcano erupted.

As they flew in the air, Naruto and Izanami were talking of the advancement of mankind and technology so things didn't get boring while Keima was confused and was trying to process of the many scenarios of what's happening in his life and find a way to fix things so he can get back his life. That was then the jetpack started to shake a bit and Naruto paled. "Oh crude, all out of fuel. Izanami prepare for a bumpy landing." Naruto said as they started to fall. Naruto noticed they were going to crash into a building and Naruto created a dome of chakra that acted as a barrier to protect them as they fell in, creating a hole in the ceiling. When both Naruto and Izanami opened their eyes, they noticed that they in a recording studio where a female manager and a girl with pink hair and amber eyes (A/N: Guess who?) looked at them in shock as both Naruto and Izanami looked down to see two employees knocked out as they realized that those two they landed on softened the impact. "Eh he, sorry about that." Naruto said while rubbing the back of his head sheepishly as the manager started panicking that two of the instrument players are knocked out so the song couldn't be recorded. Naruto, feeling guilty offered to help replace one of them since he played instruments often when he was in control of Keima's body and was bored. He was surprised Izanami joined to help replace the unconscious players as she told him that she played instruments in her free time when she was in Yomi.

After helping them out, they bid farewell and Naruto used a Shushin jutsu to teleport him and Izanami into Keima's room and told her of what's happening now with Keima as she stifled a laugh, a gamer that has no interest in real girls has to make them fall in love with him or else he'll lose his head. Izanami gave Naruto the Spear of Destiny and he boxed it up as a delivery to the Pope who would be really happy for a sacred artifact to be returned to its home. Soon Keima tried to reclaim control only for him and Naruto to have a mental conversation about having Izanami stay for the night and then help her find a place to live at. The result in the mind was a mini brawl where Naruto stood on top of a beaten up Keima without a scratch clearly saying he won the conversation. He then let Keima take control when he put the glasses on and heard someone knocking on his door. "Nii-sama~! Kami and Nii-sama~! Kami-nii-sama~!" Elsie said as she continued to knock on the door as Keima peeked out to see Elsie there. "What are you doing here? Get out!" he shouted as Elsie smiled "Is this Kami-sama's room?" she asked and Keima quickly slammed it shut so she couldn't see Izanami in there. "Don't look!" he said as he sighed in relief.

"Kami-sama, are you hungry?" Elsie asked as she smiled happily. "Mother is busy so I'll be the one making dinner tonight." She said. The result was Keima running for his life while dialing 911. "Hello police? There's a killer chef in the house-" Keima said as Elsie's Celestial Robe tied him up and placed him in a chair as he started squirming. "Get me free from this robe! I've already seen this pattern before! You're going to give me some kind of poisonous food! And it's either pasta or curry!" Keima accused as Elsie looked surprised. "Wow, your amazing Kami-sama! You guessed right!" Elsie said as she showed him the dish. From the dish, the pasta was a terrifying sight, the noodle part was normal, but the other contents were what unnerved him and even Naruto. There were eyeballs, a fish that looked like it had a nasty case of bad acne, and the oyster…don't want to know.

"Here you go! Pescatore with Sanzu servings!" she said as Keima stared at the dish with his eyes the size of basketballs. "I used the fishes in the Sanzu River that I gathered before I left to the Human World. It's also two times tastier than the fishes here." Elsie said as Keima decided to retort. "It looks like it's five times worse!" he shouted before the robe pulled his head making his mouth open like a trashcan as Elsie dumped the entire dish into his mouth. As he ate it, he commented on it, "It does taste good." He said as Elsie smiled, "See? Even if it looks bad it still tastes good." She said and continued "And have you noticed something else Kami-nii-sama?" Elsie asked as Keima looked around and noticed the entire place was sparkling with an unknown radiance. "The room seems to be clean." Keima said as Elsie began explaining. "Not just this room, but the other rooms and the shop. I cleaned them all!" Elsie said in a proud voice as Keima looked at the place carefully. "Clean? It looks like it's brand new." Keima said as Elsie giggled, "Isn't it? It's because I've been in charge of cleaning for 300 years!" she said. Now this caught even Naruto off guard at what she said. "300 years?" Keima shouted in shock as Elsie nodded her head. "Hai, this broom has been with me for 298 years. It has magic in it that automatically cleans away filth." Elsie then demonstrated by sweeping a crumb…only for half of the house and the house next door to have massive holes in them as Keima stared at Elsie with wide eyes. "Oi…" he said as Elsie blushed with embarrassment "Sorry, I accidently set it at full power." She said.

That's when Keima's stomach groaned and he dashed into the bathroom to relief his stomach. "It's the pasta! Should I be angry at you or the pasta!" he shouted from inside as Elsie bowed and repeatedly apologizing to him.

As Keima took a bath, he noticed that Naruto wasn't responding to him and guessed the pasta Ko'ed him which left Keima to think. "She's a demon, but she's weak willed. The effects are at Beelzebub's level!" he thought as he played his PFP "If I'm with her then I feel like a disaster is coming if I don't chase her out!" he muttered and recalled something. "And she can never be my little sister! Remember, the BMW!" he said to himself as he recalled Naruto making Elsie his blood sister, the memories together, and the love for a brother and realized she's fulfilled all three conditions of the BMW much to his annoyance. Then the lights died out leaving Keima in the dark, "What the, a blackout?" he asked as he felt something soft "What was that?" he asked out loud as he went to open the curtains as a hand grabbed his hand.

The light revealed that it was Elsie and a few seconds they realized they were in an awkward position at the moment and the result was a very loud scream shook the house on the outside. Back in the bathroom, Keima is currently hiding his body behind a drainer as Elsie was still in the tub completely embarrassed. "What are you doing here?" Keima yelled as Elsie apologized and told him that she had her robe wrapped around her and that she wanted to scrub his back and she felt guilty for making his stomach ache. "No matter what, there is no way I'm letting you stay in my house! For you to invent something like a little sister I won't accept it!" Keima shouted as Elsie looked at him "I didn't make it up, I'm really a little sister. I have an older sister. That food that I made, my sister used to make it for me a lot. She's a great demon you know! My sister was always excellent in whatever she did. She's a demon among demons! But…I'm completely the opposite. Stuck on cleaning duty everyday…So when I was selected to the Loose Souls team, I was so happy I could have died." She said as she got up and it revealed her robe turned into some sort of bikini "I mean…I finally had the chance to do a demon's work!" she said as Keima kept his usual expression. "I couldn't care less he said as it shocked Elsie so badly she was crying while her head was in the water as Keima started to get dressed.

"Why am I supposed to take care of a real girl's problems? I am a human of the Game world! I never go with the atmosphere, I follow logic and reason. And that logic and reason is telling me to accept you as my little sister." Keima said surprising Elsie as she came out of the bathroom with a hopeful look on her face. "Really?" she asked as Keima had a depressed look on his face. "Unfortunately, that's the best solution. I want nothing to do with you. But there is no point in kicking you out, both Naruto and Mom would kill me as well." He said as he recalled the horrors of the power of youth that Naruto showed him last time. As Keima finished getting dressed he turned to Elsie "Besides I can't get rid of you with this collar still on my neck. So the most logical solution is to collect all of the loose souls and complete the contract." He said as Elsie's eyes widened with happiness that she leapt at Keima in an attempt to hug him. "Thank you so much!" she said happily only for Keima to dodge her "Don't touch me! I'm doing this for my own benefits!" he said as he opened the door to leave the bathroom and paused. "And you can use this opportunity to improve your record. That might earn you some praise from your sister." He finished as he left the bathroom.

"Thank you very much Kami-sama." Elsie said. As Keima was fixing the sleeves of his shirts, Elsie who was fully dressed came right behind him in a cheerful mood. "What is it?" Keima asked as he noticed her behind him. "Kami-sama…Here you go!" Elsie said as she handed him a very wet and shiny PFP and looked at it in horror. "You washed it with water…" he said weakly as Elsie, being an airhead went on. "Nope, I even used soap too!" she said causing Keima's anger to reach its peak. "On second thought, get the hell out!" he shouted. Meanwhile in Keima's room, Izanami and a ghostly form of Naruto were watching with amusement. "I told you things were going to get interesting didn't I?" Naruto asked as Izanami laughed. "Indeed, I'm going to investigate New Hell and dig up anything that might have caused these spirits to run loose, see you again!" Izanami said as she vanished into thin air. Knowing that she's gone, Naruto kicked back and smiled. Things are sure going to be interesting now!

21:That's a wrap folks! And things are getting interesting now. Who is Naruto Uzumaki? And what are his connections to the Goddess Izanami? To be continued…