Chapter 1

It all started when he had been training in the gymnasium. One of his co-workers had interrupted him, which of course, he was thoroughly pissed off with. However, once he found out the man's reason, he was more than pleased with this disturbance in his daily regime.

He had been given a new case to work on. But this was no ordinary mission. This would mean he'd have the honour of putting one of the largest drug baron's behind bars. A case like this one would lead to yet another promotion.

One step closer to fulfilling his dream.

Now, he found himself flicking through files and paper work that had to be filled out. Nothing bored him more than paper work. But, he had to put up with it, since it was all a part of the job. There was no way he could better himself by skipping out parts of his work. Anyway, he'd lose his job if he did, and there was no way in hell that he'd take that risk.

There was a knock on the door to his office, but he didn't bother answering. He knew exactly who it was, from the rhythmic knock that he was all too familiar with. Since it was her, he knew she'd just stroll right in, whatever he said.

Not to his surprise, she walked right in without a care, "Hey Zoro."

Glancing briefly at her, his eyes slowly slid back down to his work.

"What do you want Nami," his voice lacked any emotion, "Can't you see I'm busy."

This was both the truth, and a lie. Yes, he had lots of papers to sift through, but in all honesty, he cared nothing for any of it.

"That's what I came to see you about," she casually walked over to his desk, sat on it and crossed her legs. Letting her skirt rise up her thighs in a suggestive manner, she continued, "Heard about the case you're working on. Just wanted to congratulate you."

"Thanks," his eyes kept darting from her creamy thighs back to his files, even though he tried hard not to.

"If you ever need help," she smoothed a hand over the shoulder of his white shirt, and bent down to whisper in his ear, "Just ask, and I'll be your partner."

Dropping off the desk, Nami winked, before turning on her heel, and swayed her hips as she exited the room.

Slightly flustered and overwhelmed, Zoro shook his head and turned back to the papers.

Shifting in his seat, he placed his feet unceremoniously on the desk, and leaned back as he read his case file.

'The recent death of drug baron 'Red Shoes' Zeff, has rose concern in the FBI. No one knows the method in which he died, or the location of the corpse. However, his stepson, Sanji, has now taken Zeff's place, and claims that his stepfather had a heart attack, and has been given a traditional burial. We have suspicions, that Zeff was murdered, since there is no hospital records or death certificate for Zeff. Now, Sanji owns Zeff's chain of restaurants as well as his successful drug ring. Our aim is to gather evidence of the drug ring, and also evidence that Zeff was murdered, and by who. You have been entrusted with this mission, due to your high standards of investigation. You are to get in contact with Sanji, and decipher his motives, and also find out where and when his drugs are exported and imported. Enclosed in this file, are some of Zeff's old contacts, who may help you in your investigation. Use this information well, and on behalf of the police department, I wish you the best of luck.

Signed, Captain A.A. Morgan'

Putting the mission brief to the back of the file, Zoro looked through the list of contacts. One in particular, caused him great shock.

'Name - Monkey D. Luffy

DOB - 5/5/19XX

Height - 5'8''

Hair - Black

Eyes - Black

Ethnicity - Caucasian white

Current status - Held in 'Prison for Violent Criminals' (PVC)'

All this was standard, but it was when he realized who this was, that he was left in awe. One of the most famous criminals in the world. Famous for the way he murdered his victims…

'Grounds for arrest - Practicing the act of cannibalism on innocent citizens and professional policemen.'

This was who he had to work with?

A CANNIBAL!

Godz, I didn't realize how short this chapter was too. Oh well, that's all yer gettin for now. However I will return in the hopefully not too distant future. I already have up to chapter ten written out, but I'm not bothering to check it over again – so lazy. Yay, Luffy likes ALL his meats…kinda gross, since I'm actually a vegetarian, but hey, I love writing this crap! For all you Luffy lovin fanatics there will be plenty of him soon.

Love and peace everyone (sound like suuch a hippy,woops)and please if you can be assed tell me whatcha think.