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Rinoa walked back inside
Squall: oh
Rinoa: asshole we're through
Squall: I just said that
Rinoa: No you didn't
Squall: oh
Rinoa: Piss off
Squall: oh ok then
Squall hitch hiked for 3 days until a taxi picked him up
Squall: Oh hello
Taxi driver: Can I help you
Squall: Do you do this for a living
Driver: yup
Squall: Get outta my sight
Driver: Shut up get in!
Squall: why
The driver put a gun to squall's head
Squall: oh ok then
Driver: good now sit tight and I'll take you to my place
Squall: oh why
Driver: Coz I'm a gay bastard and I need it
Squall: oh ok then
Driver: You do know what I mean don't you
Squall: What's the time
The driver pushed squall out and drove off
Squall: oh
Cactuar: Oh it's you again
Squall: hello
Cactuar: get out
Squall: why
Cactuar: coz
Squall: why
Cactuar: Eye twitches out!
Squall: of where
Cactuar exploded in squall's face
Squall: oh poor guy
Rinoa: YOU'RE STILL HERE!
Squall: yup
Rinoa: Get ooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
Squall: oh you're the second person to say that two me today
Rinoa: body twitches GGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Squall's face was nearly blown off his head
Squall: oh
Rinoa exploded
Squall: No more friends oh
Tonberry: Hey don't let them yell at you let me
Squall: oh ok then why
Tonberry: coz I wanna
Squall: Ok then go ahead
Tonberry swore his lungs out and exploded
Squall: My vocabulary increased
Squall decided to try and swim home
5 hours later...
Squall: ...
Vulture: YUM!
Squall was picked up outta the water
Squall: oh are you saving me
Vulture: No I plan to eat you
Squall: oh sweet who's comin? The queen?
Vulture: Dumbass
The vulture dropped squall who landed in zell's room
Squall: Yeah! I'm home bring the booze!
Zell: What the hell!
Squall: oh hi zell what're you doing at my place?
Zell: It's my place and I've been here all day with Selphie
Selphie got up off the bed with frizzed up hair
Selphie: Oh hi squall
Squall: oh that's nasty
Squall walked out and heard the giggling and banging
Zell's mum: What are you doing up there!
Zell: Playin' with Selphie
Ma: oh good I just saw your friend squall didn't he wanna play?
Zell: uhhhhhhhh...no he doesn't like what we play
Ma: Why wouldn't he like it?
Zell: Shut up I'm busy
Selphie: Yeah shut up!
Ma: Oh that's strange
Strange giggles and sounds
Squall was running for his life from the scary sounds that will haunt him for the rest of his life
Quistis: Hey squall you missed the class today
Squall: Why
Quistis: I dunno you tell me
Squall: I saw Zell detailing Selphie
Quistis: oh that's good class must've kicked in today
Squall: That's good I'm happy for ya
Quistis: Thank you squall you should come tomorrow
Squall: Maybe...
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