Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, any of the characters or hair dye; but I do own hair shine hair cream… unless there's a hair cream I don't know about…

This story takes place before Marluxia had pink hair. At this time Marluxia had dull, blond hair.

Marluxia was in the washroom applying 'Hair Shine Hair Cream'. Which made his hair shiny blond. As he applied the cream, he sang. "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and-."

"Gay?" Xigbar interrupted. Even though it was the next word in the song Marluxia couldn't help but feel slightly offended. He turned to look at Xigbar who was standing at the door.

"Are you saying I'm gay?"

"I'm not saying you're gay." Replied Xigbar; then he picked up the cream in Marluxia's hand. "'Hair Shine Hair Cream. Adds shine and volume to flat, dull hair. Now comes in mango, vanilla, papaya, grape and raspberry scented hair cream.' What the heck is 'raspberry scented hair cream'?"

Marluxia shrugged. "I got vanilla scented!" He said with a smile.

Xigbar stared at the blond headed teen. "You're kidding me right?"

Marluxia stared at him. "Just give that back!" He reached for it and Xigbar pulled his hand away quickly.

Then the surfer-wannabe (A/N: the surfer-wannabe is Xigbar it explains in one of the later chapters) sniffed the cream. "Uh dude? This smells like papaya."

Marluxia grabbed the jar of cream and smelled it. "Darn!"

Xigbar shook his head and walked away. Then he suddenly got an idea. He quickly took a trip to a hair salon and bought some pink hair dye, ignoring the strange looks he got from the women in the salon. Then when he got back he walked into the bathroom and opened the medicine cabinet. He reached past Axel's 'EXTREME ROCK HARD HAIR GEL' and Larxene's make-up kit finally reaching Marluxia's hair cream. He poured all the hair dye in and mixed it carefully using a weird type of pencil he had found in Larxene's make-up kit. He looked at the pink dye on the pencil tip then shrugged. 'She wouldn't care if her eyeliner was dyed pink' Xigbar thought. Then, he put the cream back and placed in where he had found it; in between Luxord's shaving cream and Demyx's hair gel.

The next day Marluxia applied his hair cream once again singing his song. "I'm so pretty, oh so- Ahh!"

Xigbar woke up as he heard his name being called from the washroom. "What?" He entered the room and took one look at Marluxia's hair. "Whoa! That's a brighter than I thought- I mean I didn't do that."

"I know it was you!" Marluxia angrily pointed at his now pink shiny hair.

Before Xigbar protested they two men heard Saix yell, "Breakfast!"

When Xigbar walked into the dining room he said loudly, "Presenting: Marluxina!"

When Marluxia stepped into the room everyone burst into laughter.

One week later Xigbar entered the washroom to find Marluxia dying his roots pink. "Dude! What are you doing?!"

"Oh, uh… well… I… you see…" Marluxia stammered. " I got roots and…"

"Oh my god." Xigbar just shook his head then left.

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