Sirius lay on his bed in the boys dormitory groaning with pain. "Damn That Evans, my left buttocks will never be the same again!"
"Excuse me?" Asked a boy as he walked in. He had sandy coloured hair and blue eyes. He was clutching a few books in one hand and a bag in another.
"Remus! Moony! Lupin! Sir McWerewolf Loopy loo!"
Remus looked at his friend with a mix of pity and amusement. "Sir McWerewolf Loopy loo?"
"Shut it Moony, Now help meeeeeee!" Sirius whined
"Padfoot, is this to do with your left buttocks?"
"Yes."
"Well I'm afraid that I'm not going to help it. But im guessing this is to do with Lily?"
"How do you know?" Sirius asked.
"Well first of all Prongs was running around the castle screaming 'Me and lily Evans got Married And will have beautiful Red babies'."
"Red?"
"Yeah" Remus winced. "I can't even stand how weird that sentence is. So tell me what did you do?"
"Oh yeah, that reminds me!" Said Sirius sitting up straight. "Pass me that book Moony."
"Do it yourself."
"Meany, Accio book." The book and pen attached came whizzing to Sirius' outstretched hand and he immediately opened it to Remus' shock. "I, Moony, Am writing a book."
Remus managed to regain himself and sat down next to Sirius. "You? A book?"
"You sound just like Evans! And just you watch Moony!"
The unfortunate accident of SirMcWerewolf Loopy Loo
"Wha-"
"Quiet Moony, You're disturbing My vibe."
Sir McWerewolf Loopy loo was a werewolf!
"Sirius! Change that line! Imagine what would happen if someone found it!"
Remus said furiously. "AW come on!"
"No!"
"Fine then!" Sirius grumbled, "I'll change it!" Sir
McWerewolf loopy Loo was a very loony fluffball of a rabbit.
"Sirius for gods sake! Loony fluffball of a rabbit?!"
"Moony! I'm writing this story."
He was a very unlucky little rabbit. First of all he was very fat in a skinny way
'That makes no sense whatsoever, it makes it sound like I'm an anorexic rabbit who thinks they are fat!" Remus complained.
"Who said this story was based on you?"
"ERM..."
"Don't worry Moony, it is, LOL!"
"Lol?"
"Laugh out loud? Jeez Remus, and you say your modern!"
But he was not enorxik
'You spelt that wrong."
"No I didn't"
But poor Sir. Loony Loo had a flu. And a very bad one to.
"Is this story going anywhere?"
when he was out walking -
"Rabbits don't walk."
He sneezed in the middle of the road. A car ran over him and well...
" well that was an anticlimax." Said Remus.
"Yes , yes it was."
"You don't know what it means do you?"
"No...no I don't - ahhhh! My left buttocks!" LiLinene
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