Alright, I am going to start this form the very first chapter of TWGOK until to the very latest chapter. It may take a while but I can handle it. Hopefully you find it enjoyable and humorous to your liking.

Author's Note: I wanted to know what difference it is to have a male best friend for Keima if it would be for the better good or not. As introduce so far he is completely alone, to make things more interesting he has a debt of about 500 million yen. To learn more is after a few chapters of doing captures for Keima.

Disclaimer: I do not own TWGOK since the author and artist Wakaki Tamiki completely owns it. My OC is the only one I own thus far it this story.

Chapter 1: The Beginning of Love

"The capture rate is still 3%! What the hell is happening with the captures lately!?" A certain black hooded demon said, her being Hell's Counter Measures Branch Chief Dokurou.

"S-sorry I'm late!" A new demon who arrives out of a portal said. Carrying her broomstick as she is the Demon in Charge of cleaning hell. Her tardiness would have landed her a scolding but the chief had bigger priorities to handle.

"You are still in charge of cleaning Elsie!? You should put that away since you are going to have a new mission!" Dokurou ordered Elsie as she refuses to give up her broomstick.

"Sorry! B-but, I can't calm down without it!" Elsie pointed out as she gripped her broom.

"It's the end of hell… to dispatch a demon in charge of cleaning in a group of spirit hunters sent to help their buddy," Dokurou thought with grim for the future that awaits them.

"I-I'll do my best!" Elsie reassured a not quite convince Chief but she quickly changed the subject.

"And about that Chief Dokurou? Is there really such a human? A man who can do as he wishes with women's hearts?" Elsie asked curiously as there is debate if there is one or not.

"There is… AND HIS NAME… IS THE CAPTURING GOD!" The Chief exclaimed with a looming voice of pure seriousness as this brought all doubts away from Elsie.

*Maijima High School Academy*

"Hatori Yuu… so you are my new target…" Looking at the girl whose name is Yuu she asks for his identity.

"How did you know about this place…?" She ask as she glances to him.

"It's useless to resist! I can already see... the ending!" Giving out a serious look the man adjust his glasses and prepares himself for his fate with her.

"I… I… I love you!" She said as she honestly displays her feelings to the man as his thoughts are as follows. "Fate is, always a one-sided road!" Flipping his hair and giving out a grin he shows his face of victory.

"With this she will be the 1000th Heroine that I have captured! There is no dating game that I cannot clear! Fuhahahaha!" The boy who received the confession is now holding his pride PFP while mentally laughing to himself.

"K-Keima-san… Sensei is-!" The boy next to him tried to warn him but stopped midway as their teacher approached. Keima notices this and gives her his attention.

"So, is the game fun, Katsuragi-kun? Is it much more fun than the teacher's lesson? Hm?" The educator asked with a hint of anger in her voice. Keima adjust his glasses, crosses his hands as if arguing with something on his head, and re-adjust his glass again.

(Author's note: I don't really want to write what Keima said to his teacher.)

"Excuse me, please wait till I reach the save point," He bluntly said returning to his game. His friend right next to him seemed perplexed as their teacher brought down the hammer and of course the unthinkable happens.

*Keima's POV*

My name is Katsuragi, Keima.

I was born on June 6 at 11:29 and 35 seconds and am now 17 yrs. Old.

"I'm not disturbing anyone even if I play games. So why was I beaten up!?" I asked out loud as my best friend who has followed me answered the question.

Height: 174cm.

Weight: 53kg.

Good at subjects, Japanese Language, Mathematics, Science, Social Studies, English and Art.

The things I like… girls obviously!

"Probably because she "is" a sadist by birth." He said with a small smirk expecting me to laugh at his joke.

The one right next to me is my happi-go-lucky best friend Sean.

Full Name: Sean Emmanuelle San Diego, an apparent foreigner name given to him by his migrating parents who disappeared long ago.

Age: 16 (a year younger than me but on the same class)

Height: 5'7

Weight: 43 kg. (malnourished to the bone. Yet, he seems to be completely fine thanks to Okaa-san.)

Good at studies, sports, and social life.

The only thing he lacks is… money!

And not just any money. Lots of it. About 500 million yen in total.

"Shouldn't you be gone by now? You won't make it to your part-time job," I pointed out with little concern as he shook his head.

"I am actually here to help you. You see, you will be left a task of which you can handle alone." He said all psychic and what not. He told me he has good insight on future events once but I don't believe him.

"Otamegane! Hey, Hey!" I heard a girl yell at me as I didn't have time to make a rude comment or turn as said girl ran over me and hit a pillar face first. Sean helps me up as I notice him chuckling. Before I can make another rude comment I immediately noticed something important missing from my person.

"OOOOOOOH, MY PFP!" Noooooo! My pride and joy in life! Destroyed! DAMN YOU REAL!

"Gomen, gomen! I ran too fast and wasn't able to use my brakes." I turned around and found my classmate, 2nd year class B Takahara, Ayumi.

But even if you say women… THE ONES I LIKE ARE NOT THE ONES ON THIS SIDE!

"Hey, Otamegane! Can you do the cleaning on the rooftop? We're assigned to clean the place, right? But then, unlike you, I'm kinda busy so-" She said to me as I drifted away to my thoughts.

"She has some nerves!" I can feel a nerve pop into my head as I turned around to say something only to notice that she already left.

"Don't worry I can take your shift for you, Takahara-san." Sean said as he waved goodbye to her as she once again slams into a wall.

*At the rooftop*

"You're too soft, Sean-kun. You should say no sometimes too, you know." I lectured him as he was joyfully cleaning his side of the rooftop.

"Well, I am all done, Keima-san. See you tomorrow later~!" He said as he gave me his broom and with a wave of his hand left to his part-time job. It's been tough for him since he had to use his free time to pay for his debt but that is a thought for another time.

"I hate the real because they're that unreasonable. But, I believe that Sean-kun is different from the rest." I find him weird from time to time but he is a good friend.

"Watch and learn from the women of the game world! That perfectly sensible and beautiful existence! The only ones I like are the women of the game world! The real women are thrash just like you, Takahara, Ayumi-san!" I sensibly adjusted my glasses as I finished my work. I've handled a website recently and I have received a lot of request concerning games that they have played.

"Come to me my lost lambs." To them, I am their God. When it comes to concerns of the heart of 2-D girls... I am the one who receives their call!

The real world is truly, a negligent world.

The real me who is known to everyone in the game world!

The Capturing God!

"Yes, that's it. This real world which is unreasonable and absurd, I have no reason to take part in it!" I am now going to reply to all my mail.

I am the Game World's God!

"Heh heh, that's all replies sent… Hmm? There's one more?" I read the contents.

To the Capturing God,

I heard the story that you can make any girl fall for you. I thought it was impossible at first but if you really can I would like you to help me with some girls. If you have confidence that you can do so please press the "Reply Button".

PS: If it's impossible don't ever press the button!

From,

Dokurou Skull.

"What? What is with this mail that smells like it's provoking me! Just who do you think you are!?" Without thought or without reason, I pressed the button. Little did I know that what I did will change the world forever...

The God never runs away!

Suddenly, a strong wind came and lightning cracked near my seat. Sent away by the impact along with my PFP; a girl came landing down roughly about my age and said to me. "Thanks for agreeing to the contract! God! Now let's go! To collect some spirits!" and with that even without a proper introduction I was unconditionally forced by her to the heavens. "UWAAAHH!"

*An empty classroom*

What?

Just now were we flying?

"I detected something when I made a wild range search… so the next thing I should do is raise the accuracy… individual search… was it?" The very obvious klutz of a girl said to herself as she was searching outside the window for something.

"The first thing I should do is save!" Remember the process, Keima! As long as you think of something logical there should be no problem!

"Let's organize ourselves shall we? First, what are you?" I ask as I go to the chalkboard and grabbed a piece of chalk.

"Ah, gomen! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Elucia de Lute Ima but everyone calls me Elsie. I'm a demon from hell that was dispatch in the Runaway Spirit Squad!" She said happily as I froze there in shock because of this crazy set up.

"Now then, today is Thursday. Maybe I should buy a new game?" In a time like this. It's better to not get involve in her and this crazy set up.

"Please be careful!" She said as she grabbed my hand or rather my sleeve. But, what she said next scared me to the bone. "Your head will be taken,"

"Head?" I asked as I move my hand to my neck to check only for me to find an unfamiliar collar around my neck.

"Wha, what's this collar?" I asked completely surprised to find such an obscure thing on my wind pipe.

"Kami-sama, you have made a contract with the demons. They were all their in the contract they sent to you, right? Those were sent by my chief, Dokurou-san," What is she- Masaka! It-it was that mail! That accursed mail is the cause of all of this!?

"Contracts with demons are very strict so please be careful. If you do not follow rules of the contract, or maybe discarding it without approval…" She doesn't have to say it but to me her words are like a ghost of a soul piercing me saying 'and that collar will activate, your head will be taken.'

"Ah, and after that your head… Kya… I can't say it!" She said as she slaps her forehead. I immediately paled as I immediately asked her "Say it! What will happen afterwards!" Damn I think I lost my composure but screw it!

"Do… don't screw with me! Ta, take it off!" I demanded will trying to get rid of the collar. I've lived my life peacefully without bothering the real! If this is one of "real's" tricks then I'll say screw you!

"It will be fine, as long as you help me capture runaway spirits." She told me as she cleans the classroom with her broom like nothing happened 5 minutes earlier.

*At Sean's part-time Job: Sean's POV*

"Good work for today, Sean-dono! Young-in's like you really make us old men happy!" My manager praised me as my shift ended not too long ago. I prepared my things as I said my goodbyes to everyone.

"Arigato gozaimasu! I will do my best tomorrow as well!" I told my boss and my co-workers as they waved goodbye as well.

"Ho ho ho, so energetic! Hey why don't you marry my daughter? She might be a handful but she is quite the looker!" My manager laughs as he pats my back. Though I still didn't want to get into a relationship with someone, his good gesture still made me blush a bit.

"N-no thanks manager-san! I am still not ready for such things!" The truth is, I am never good with love. I always felt that I am not the right person for the ones I admired. Thus, I feel really complex towards girls I like and at times really admire them from afar. Maybe Keima-san can teach me about it when I ask him next time.

"Well, go on now, Sean-dono. See you tomorrow," My manager ordered me as I nodded and left back to Keima's house.

*Sean's home.*

Well, truth be told, I live at Keima's residence because of the huge rent I had to pay and I was out on my own when I was still 10 yrs. Old. I was really glad that Keima's mom accepted me as one of their own, but I can't live here forever. I have to make my own money and save up for at least a house and lot. So far I only have 50, 000 yen at my bank account and deducted about 50 million yen along with interest without problem so far. But still with the prices going high lately, I don't think I can actually get my own place I can call home anytime soon.

"Tadaima," I said tiredly as I got a response from Keima's mother. But I soon notice that Keima's shoes are already here making me wonder since he was a slow cleaner. How did I know that? That's because the last time Okaa-san left him to clean the place it took about 5 hours just to clean one spot while still playing his games. Though he managed to make that single spot sparkle it wasted about what might have been a whole room's worth of cleaning expenses.

"Okaerinasai! Sea-kun!" Mari-san welcomes me once again even though she knew I didn't like it when she calls me by that name.

"I've brought some groceries just like you told me, Mari-san. Is Keima-kun in his room again? Playing his games as usual?" I asked while removing my shoes and handing her the groceries.

"Oh Sea-kun, you know you can always call me Mama. Oh and yes Keima is back and told me that he needs your help right away," She explained to me as she takes the groceries away and left to prepare dinner.

"Hmm… Keima-san rarely needs me for help. Heck, he doesn't even call for help so why now? But that's a question to ask next time. I better go ahead and go to his "Sacred Room"," These thoughts lingered with me for a while until I entered his room. As always, I can still feel this unknown feeling in my chest telling me to not enter.

*Keima's Room otherwise known as his Gaming Room and dubbed as Sacred Room*

"What do you want from me, Keima-san?" Sean asked with a bit of fear in his voice. I always knew that he doesn't feel right to enter my "holy ground". BUT, this is a special occasion and I am in need of his help.

"Sean-kun... are you willing to help me conquer... Ayumi Takahara-san?" I asked expecting him for a reaction. And that he did, he froze in place and his body stiffened to the core. This whole action took about 5 seconds before he gave me a bright smile.

"Keima-san has… Keima-san has finally grown up!" Sean cheered teary-eyed making me sweat-drop and mentally note how he gets excited easily.

"S-stop that!" I ordered as he ignored me. He is my only friend and still he treats me like he owns me... that, I can not forgive. FOR I AM THE GOD OF CONQUEST!

"Don't worry, Keima-kun~ You have my full support! So, what do you need me to do?" And as if like nothing had happened, Sean immediately asked me for an order like I am his master. My relationship with him is... strange. But, in a way, I feel that this is quite normal. After all, Sean has stuck by my side for the last 5 years.

*The next day.*

Yosh! I have set up the banners for, Keima-san! Now it is all up to him to conquer Takahara, Ayumi-san… Ah the time! I need to go to my part-time job! I immediately sent Keima-san a message apologizing to him quickly and telling him that I needed to get to my part-time job as soon as possible!

*Keima's POV*

I saw Sean ran like his life depended on it. He may not make it in time for his part-time job as I was amaze at his work on the banners. I always knew that he has this thing when it comes to banners and the like but this is a first.

"Kami-sama, I have already introduce myself to Sean-san. He told me that I should take good care of you," The devil simply known by the name Elsie said as she gave me that innocent smile again. Seriously, I still have some doubt that this can actually work but still... to get this collar out of my neck, I'll do anything. But I have no time to doubt myself. It's time to conquer Ayumi!

*3rd Day*

"Keima-san, I have put on the banners again as you have requested. I will go now. Oh and El-chan here's some Onigiri I made. I hope you like it." Sean told her and gave her the small treat and left almost instantly. She has eaten some of the Onigiri made by him and remarks the about the taste. It was of not surprise to me that it was good. After all, he is a gastronome and will not tolerate wasting food. I should know, after all, he always made my meals and I always ate them. He is the only person capable enough to lure me with the "real's" food.

Well, I didn't have time to embark on that for much longer as I went ahead to cheer for Ayumi once again.

*4th Day*

"Sean-kun has put up the Hanging Signs like I have requested him to do. He really is a good friend." I couldn't help but give my only friend a praise. I have given him an unreasonable task for the past 3 days and still he does his job so well. I have to settle things quickly so that I won't be bothering him again but my gamer pride tells me that things will be difficult without a sudden event happening anytime soon.

"Ohh… you're probably thinking of Sean-san, right? What a good friendship you two have!" She exclaimed cheerfully as I yelled at her and quickly returned to my target. I cannot admit it to her but he is the only friend I have.

*5th Day*

"Hey! You shouldn't do that to your Kohai so cruelly you three!" Sean snapped at the three sempais who are mistreating Ayumi as of late. Luckily, the other track and field members, mostly the male population, are doing their best to restrain him. I knew him, but never, once in my life, did I see him look this angry at someone before.

"You have no room here, Sean-kun. You no longer have any ties with the track meet." Their leader pointed out prompting an already enraged man into pulling the rest of the track and field members so that he may punch her square at the face.

"Let me go! I want to wipe that smug off of her face! I will beat the living hell out of them until they have learned their lesson!" He yelled at the track meet as some of the teachers came and stopped him from continuing to make a scene. They sent him away that day into the guidance office along with the three sempais but Sean got off with a slight lecture. When he returned home... he still held that grudge against those three while eating a Caesar salad.

*6th Day*

"Alright! It's time to raise the banners up with these balloons!" Sean exclaimed as both Elsie and I raised the balloons much to my chagrin. They were too freaking huge and seem to be a waste of materials just for some mere banners.

"A man expresses his love by how dedicated and serious they are to the women they love! In this case, the bigger and flashier they are the better!" Sean explained as I face-palmed. That is definitely not how I do things, Sean!

"Sorry, we were a bit behind schedule today, Keima-san. I had to get this freshly pick fruits as you requested. Well, let me know if you have won her heart okay?" He winked at me as handed me the basket of fruits and left for his part-time job earlier than usual.

"I wonder if I can really full this off…?" I questioned myself as I hoped to use these fruits as a good luck charm, for her to do her best. But, at that moment when I least expected it, Ayumi... became a victim of a sudden accident.

"Takahara-san!" Her teammates called out as they immediately went to her. Yells and shouts could be heard as someone dashed to the nurse's office. I stood there witnessing what has transpired that day, slowly but surely, I was the only one who noticed what really happened. I then analyzed what was going on as the nurse came and sent Ayumi to the infirmary.

*Infirmary*

"We're hopeless now. If she doesn't win that tournament we will…" Elsie started as I have finally figured out the pattern in this whole thing. It all makes sense now, the track and field, the sempais, the accident, they are all in the same settings as the game I played!

"I can see the ending!" I exclaimed proudly as I brought out my PFP and sent Sean a message containing how things will end. It's now time for things to finally wrap up!

*Sean's part-time job, Sean's POV*

"You got mail!" My PFP rang as I was still in the middle of my part-time job. I picked up my PFP from my pocket and checked the message and found five letters I wasn't expecting to see.

"Boss! I am going to take a break for a while! I will be back after 30 minutes!" I yelled at my boss as I made a mad dash back to school. I wouldn't miss my best friend's first ever confession now would I?

*At Maijima High, time of the confession*

"What's wrong Katsuragi… what do you want with me here!?" She yelled in a demanding voice as I turned around to meet her fiery gaze.

"I can't be involved with the sports field for now! And about that letter in here! What's this sarcasm!?" It's amazing how the human heart can be stubborn. But believe me when I say that I know someone else who is a lot more stubborn than her. I know, I lived to tell about it.

"After eating that you'd become healthy then, maybe tomorrow you can participate in the tournament, was what I was thinking." I told her nonchalantly as I followed the script on my head. Also, in a twist of irony, an apple was well-aimed at my head as well.

"Are you mad!? Can't you see that I am in no condition to join!?" She kept her charade on even though I have already figured her out. It's already the right time to... poke a hole in her web of lies.

"I don't think so... since... you are not really injured at all." Once I revealed to her what I already knew the fruits that she was throwing at me stopped. The look on her face told me that I was correct as she ended this game of pretend.

"Maybe you would have fooled the others. But not me Takahara-san. Since your hair wasn't tied up at the time of the incident!" Once I pointed out this fact, she looked at me in surprise. How can she be? I've observed her for the past few days... but then again, as long as I reached the ending it is all good for me.

"I've always been practicing but my time won't get any better… someone like me should better be off in the sidelines as my sempais take the glory." Yet, you managed to out best them in the track making them jealous of your talents. This world is harsh for those who are born with talent while others keep up by working hard to reach the top. That's probably the reason they hated you in the first place. After all, you were just a year younger than them but you swept all their hard work away because of your talent.

"Is this really what you want, Takahara-san? Don't you want to… run and do your best as you can?" I told her as she looks up in my direction in surprise. I then slowly reached for my glasses.

"If it's just about ranks, then you've always been first place in my heart." I removed my glasses and showed her my face. She blushed red as I had expected to happen.

"I-Idiot!" She yelled as she threw another fruit at me.

"Why are you saying such disgusting things!? And besides it's because you were cheering for me in a weird way that…" She soon stops as she notices the new spikes that I had Sean buy for her. He told me that they were the best spikes in sprinting he ever used and to be completely honest, so did the net. With this, things have already come to a conclusion.

"Will you come? To cheer me on at the "meet" tomorrow…" She asked me with a blush on her face as I blushed as well.

"Y-yeah" I answered her nervously. Though I doubt that I will come to cheer her on... I think Sean will take my place and cheer for her for me.

"Thank you." And before I knew it, Ayumi and I kissed. It was my first kiss from a "real" girl. If Sean ever ask me how did it taste like... I'll give him the cold shoulder.

The runaway spirit that was consuming on Ayumi's negative feelings was evicted from her person. The next day, Sean and I, I was forced to come, went to cheer her on. She used the spikes that I gave her which made me blush a bit. As for the demon that showed up that day... she captured the spirit and went away to some unknown place.

*Back at school the day after the meet.*

"Look at this Katsuragi, I'm on the newspaper!" She showed to me proudly the piece of overlaying paper to my face for some unknown reason. She soon then realized that she was talking to me as she turns away.

"Strange? Why am I talking to Katsuragi-san…" Ayumi lost her memories about the time that we were trying to capture the runaway spirit. It was a good thing for me, since i didn't want a "real" girlfriend.

"Takahara… Congratulations," I said to her before I returned back to my game.

"T-thanks," She said to me only after she cleared her confusion. But... what am I saying!? We're not related anymore! Real girls should just be left alone. I DON'T WANT TO EVER BE INVOLVE WITH THEM AGAIN! I SWEAR IT IN THE NAME OF THE GOD OF CONQUEST!

"But then fate comes biting you at the back," I heard Sean said to me as I turned to look at him. He was reading something in a website that seems to have a lot of free time to write about useless things. Little did I know that... what Sean said was actually about me.

"I'll be transferring today, my name is Katsuragi, Elsie. Please be nice to me and my brother Keima." Once again I ask the same question once again. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS SETUP!?

"Keima-san… I didn't know you had a sister!" Sean yelled in complete surprise and bewilderment. But the look in his eyes told me that he knew who she was already... but then again his actions told me a different story.

Back then... I should have listened to my instincts. Sean... I thought you were a normal guy in the "real" with normal problems. I should have known long ago... that the friend I once knew was a complete stranger to me now.

To be continued….

Yeah, I'm updating the chapters and to right my earlier mistakes as one of my responsibilities as an author. I hope you like it and please review on what you think about it. I'm going to go ahead and update my other stories as Christmas comes by so I won't be resting until everything is proofread again!

While I am on it, I am going to change my settings and focus more on the drama and humor I wanted to give since the beginning. I hope the majority of TWGOK fans would appreciate my work and I am open to any critical review you are willing to waste your time in. No really, I thank you for sparing your time in advance for making a review. I haven't been receiving any criticism since I have started and today I want to listen to you, yeah, you the reader. I want to know your thoughts so far and I will adjust my whole story to your liking.

I know that I was writing about aimlessly with my stories but now I have enough time to actually take some rest and look back at it all. Also, thank you again for taking your time to read this story. I truly appreciate it in the bottom of my heart.