The Cockroach's Perspective

I open my eyes. I see my wall. My wall to my bedroom. I wanted to sleep but I needed to get up! I went to the edge of my room. I walked to my matchbox where my human spray deodorant was and my pickle jar was. I lifted up a card from a small pipe and it flushed out water. After that I lifted it down again. Then I jumped in. I took my hand in a very small box made of paper where my human shower jell was. I rubbed in myself in the human shower jell. Just then I realized that the water was cold. I turned on the toaster underneath my pickle jar filled with water and bubbles. The toaster was put in a big hole under my pickle jar and I was sitting there for about five minute wen I decided to get up from my warm bath. I turned off my toaster and I jumped out. On the outside of my pickle jar was a little hole blocked off by a small water slang and a piece of another card. I carefully draged up the card and the water got out of my pickle jar and I grabbed my human cloth and used it like a small towel. I placed my towel on my cork with another Popsiclestick but cuten in half and glued to the back of the cork. I used it as a chair. Then I was standing in front of my human spray deodorant. There was a string I pulled in. Then one rock fell out of the soda can my rocks were in. The one rock rolled against thepopsiclestick to another one and the rock fell on my human spray deodorant's button to make the human spray deodorant spray the human deodorant. And it did. The rock landed right next to my human spray deodorant. But it landed in another very small box of paper. That paper box was filled with a pile of other rocks. Then I opened my matchbox to find some clothes inside. I grabbed my oversized red top and my black jeans with holes on all my knees. My red oversized top had a few holes in it. But they were small. I took on my leather jacket with some diamonds on the shoulders. I took on my black adidas shoes. My shoes was made of fabric witch means that I don't need to wear socks. I walked out of my hole in the wall to the outside. I lived in a hole in a wall of an old farm house. There was many other insects living next to me too.