-because i'm fabulous-

chadpay.

(part two of "like seriously?)

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"Oh. My. God. Danforth, what in God's name have you done to your head?"

"I shaved my head Evans, what does it look like?"

"Oh Danforth."

"Oh Evans."

"Are you mocking me?"

"Only because you're mocking my sweet new 'do."

"Danforth, just because I said I hated your old hair didn't mean I actually meant it!"

"...You think I shaved my head because I wanted you to like me better?"

"Well...yeah..."

"You are such a conceited little brat, Sharpay.

"We've established this many times.

"MICHAEL SEATER!

"WHERE?!"

"So you do watch Life With Derek!!"

"..."

"Admit it, Evans, youuuuu watch Life With Derek!!"

"SABRINA BRYAN!"

"WHERE?!"

"So you do watch The Cheetah Girls!"

"..."

"I don't wanna be like Cinderella, sitting in a dark cold dusty cellar, waiting for somebody! To come and set me free!"

"...A new school, a new house, so many changes it makes my head spin! Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin! This is life with Derek!"

"...Truce."

"I thought Sharpay Evans didn't initiate truces."

"I thought Chad Danforth wouldn't shave his head."

"Chad Danforth resents that."

"Sharpay Evans refuses to refer to herself in third person like a freak."

"Sharpay Evans just referred to herself in third person which highly amuses Chad Danforth."

"Sharpay Evans-er, I mean, I know your full name and I'm not afraid to use it."

"You wouldn't."

"I would...Julius Chadward Danforth."

"You did not just bring out my full name."

"I believe I did, Julius Chadward."

"...Why can't you have an embarrassing full name?"

"Because my parents are actually halfway normal?"

"I told you already, Julius is my dad's middle name and Chadward was one of my mom's favorite characters in some Michael Crawford thing."

"Yeah sure. I think you secretly like your name."

"No, I really don't."

"Aww, poor Danforth and his nerdy name."

"Aww, poor Sharpay having the same name as an ugly dog."

"That was a low blow."

"..."

"Quit laughing, it's not funny."

"Not the dog thing. Just...how that...sounded..."

"Ew, Danforth, why are you so perverted?"

"Because I'm fabulous."

"And apparently queer."

"Hey, isn't your brother gay?"

"...Sometimes I wonder."

"That's not nice."

"You started it, Danforth, you started it."

"Sure I did."

"Omigod, Danforth, your hair. Your hair."

"Evans this is really bothering you isn't it?"

"..."

"You have tears in your eyes!"

"You're hallucinating. Lay off your meds."

"Aw, Sharpay. You're crying."

"NO I'M FREAKING NOT!!"

"Shar..."

"I'm not crying."

"Why are you so upset about my hair?"

"Because...because..."

"Because you thought my hair was sexy."

"..."

"Aw, Shar."

"..."

"Hair grows back, you know."

"But it won't be your old hair."

"I'm sorry Shar. Why didn't you tell me?"

"I dunno."

"...Well this is weird."

"What?"

"Think about it Sharpay. You never cry."

"I do so."

"Name one time."

"..."

"And yet you cry about my hair."

"Just forget about it, Danforth."

"Okay, Shar."

"Danforth?"

"Hm?"

"Don't call me Shar anymore."

"Okay Shar."

"Fine, be that way...Julius Chadward."

"...I'm just gonna shut up now."

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:) Don't ya love Chadpay?