Chapter 2: My face.

Me: Yes that is a cheesy title. But it works.

Christine:*Frozen in terror*

Erik: FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME!

Me: Onto the chapter.

Erik:*standing over me with a fire cracker and a smoke detector* WAKE UP ERIKA

Me: AAAAAAHG*Falls off bed and wipes face then realizes she just wiped off her makeup* MERDE! *runs into the bathroom and locks the door*

Erik:*confused* Erika? Are you okay?*walks over to the bathroom door*

Me: Erik. I don't want you to see me. Go wake the fop and your angel.

Erik: Okay…..

Me: Wake the fop however you want. Just wake your angel gently.

Erik: YES
Me: Lead them in to the bedroom.

*In the guest room*

Erik:*Wakes Christine gently* Angel? Wake up. Erika wants you in her room right now. She's in the bathroom just wait okay angel?

Christine: Okay Erik.*Leaves*

*My bathroom*

Me:*panicking* What am I going to tell them?

*The guest room*

Erik:*Has two frying pans and bangs them together* WAKE UP FOP!

Raoul: AAAGH!*falls into the laundry basket* Gee thanks Erik.

Me:*shouts from bathroom* RAOUL YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR!

Erik:*Snickers*

Raoul:*walks into my bedroom*

Erik:*follows*

Christine:*sitting on Erik's lap because she can* Why are we here?

Raoul: How did you hear me use sarcasm?

Me:*from behind the bathroom door* I need to tell you guys, or rather show you, something. And I have the best hearing known to womankind. *comes out wearing a female version of Erik's mask*

Erik: Is this a joke?

Me: No…Do you understand that what you are going to see is what caused me my loneliness at school? And the fact that I have no friends?

Everyone: Yes

Me: Christine, be prepared okay? I don't want to scar you for life. AGAIN.*Glares at Erik*

Erik: What?

Me: Okay Christine?

Christine:*nods head*

Me: Here we go…..*slowly takes mask off to reveal deformities like the ones from the 25th anniversary edition* See? This is why I'm lonely.

Christine:*Stares at me for a second* Can….can I go to the bathroom?

Me: Yes you may.*steps to the side and sheilds face from Christine as she passes*

Erik:…

Raoul: I'm so sorry Erika…Wait are you just a female version of Erik?

Me:…..Yes.

Erik: YES! SOMEONE LIKE ME!

Raoul: Well that also explains the hearing.

Me: Well someone took this in a positive way.

Christine:*comes out and takes my mask* You don't need this while we are around.*Takes mask and hangs it in the bathroom* You are beautiful in your own way.

Me:*stunned* T-thanks Christine.

Erik:How come-

Christine:*cuts him off* I'm sorry Erik. I didn't realize untill now that people with deformities are beautiful in their own way.

Erik:It's okay Christine. You are forgiven.*Hugs her*

Raoul:*tearing up* That was beautiful Christine!

Captain Jack S.:*appears outa nowhere* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG*points to my face* THE CUTTLEFISH GOT YOU!

Erik:*slaps him and jack disappears* Your welcome.

Everyone:*Killing themselves laughing*

Me: REVIEW EVERYONE

Erik: Please.

Me:FINE PLEASE REVIEW EVERYONE. Happy?

Erik: Yes

Me:R&R Please so I can make these people spazz!

Erik:NO

Me: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Erik:*Facepalm*