I'm back! Wow! Shoutouts to CallMeLy, AliceFay, Girrr13 and DaniLikesBoxes! It's so great to see that people actually enjoy my work :) And DEATH, I like your idea!

Alright, let's get cracking, shall we? He doesn't even know your name yet! Don't worry, I'll soon fix that.

And it appears in the last chapter I forgot to do a disclaimer! Whoops! Anyway, let me state the obvious-

DISCLAIMER: THE DEVIL IS A PART TIMER! DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. IF IT DID BELONG TO ME a) I WOULDN'T BE ON FANFICTION b) I'D BE CREATING MORE EPISODES AS WE SPEAK.

Love,

FantasyFan, her bae Lucifer and Flying Mint Bunny

Quick question- Is any of this against the content rules and guidelines? I was reading through the Rules & Guidelines and they said interactive stories were not allowed. If this is against any of the rules, I understand and I will change my story to fit the guidelines. Thanks!

PS: Sorry this took so long and is most likely a really crappy chapter! Today was really busy and Fanfiction kept deleting my progress :'(

You were heating up Top Ramen when you heard the doorbell ring. "Coming!" you yelled. You were actually kind of excited someone had come- it was beginning to get kind of boring doing the same thing every day. Briefly you wondered whether or not you should get a job, but then the doorbell rang again and you had no choice but to run to the door.

"Hello?" you asked cautiously as you opened the door.

"Hi! We're your neighbors. I'm Sadao Maou and this is Shiro Ashiya. Um, yesterday, you kind of broke our window..."

You grimaced. "Oh. Yeah."

The tall one, Ashiya, looked visibly irritated while the other one, Maou, looked much more approachable. Even though they looked friendly enough... your people skills weren't the greatest.

Shifting from foot to foot you replied slowly, "Um, and I'm _."

"Nice to meet you, _." Maou greeted.

"A pleasure indeed." Ashiya bowed, and to be courteous you bowed your head in return.

"so... uh..." You scratched your head. "Where's the other guy? Purple hair?"

Maou laughed. "Oh, you must mean Urushihara! He's a... bit of a shut in."

That explains quite a few things.

You curiously glanced out your broken window, and indeed, Urushihara was still on his computer. It looked like he hadn't moved since yesterday. You reached around Ashiya to grab your now cold Top Ramen and happily ate the noodles while Ashiya kindly lectured you about damage costs from across the table you'd invited them to sit at. In all honesty, you were only half listening to his lecture. Yeah yeah yeah I get it, you thought. I'm going to have to pay you a lot of money, and it's all my fault.

"Look, I have to go out job hunting so I actually CAN pay you guys back," You interrupted, glancing at the clock. "So, can we continue this lovely little chat later?"

They apologized, said they understood, and Maou threw out a chance for a job at the local MgRonald's where he worked as you ushered the two out the door.

"Ugh..." All your choices were decaying one by one. The video game shop wasn't hiring, and was a family-owned business. The makeup store didn't want you. There was NO way you were working at your least favourite fast food restaurant, MgRonald's.

Your only choice left was its rival... Sentucky Fried Chicken.

"I'm gonna regret this," you whispered to yourself as you swung the double doors open. The popularly hated blue haired creeper guy was waiting behind the counter, eerily smiling while wearing his sunglasses inside.

"Hello, pretty lady. Might I interest you in some boneless chicken nuggets... with a side of undying passion?" he flirted. You rolled your eyes.

"I'm here... For a job." you sighed.

"Any job here is open for you, my sweetest flower."

"Just... ugh. Just give me a job. Anything that isn't too social."

"Okay, miss." He smoothly replied. "Would you like fries with that?"

"Kindly bug off," you hissed under your breath and walked out of the place. ((Author's Note: Oooh, that was cold! :o))

"See you tomorrow, then?" He asked somewhat anxiously. The creepy smile was still on his face as his sunglasses glinted.

LUCIFER'S POV

Scroll. Scroll. Scroll.

Click. Scroll. Click. Type.

That's what my life's like now.

The other day, my routine was changed. However unpleasant the change may have been in the beginning, I found out that there are angels on Earth. The problem is, I never expected them to throw a controller through the window and hit me on the head. I remembered her beautiful _(e/c)_ eyes.

Ugh, what's gotten into me lately! All these human emotions are really messing with me. I groaned and rolled onto my back, bringing the computer closer. I'm sure Ashiya will allow me to buy just one more security camera... Oh, whatever. My mouse hit 'Buy'. I heard the door open and instinctively yelled, "did you bring food?" in a sort of greeting. After lecturing me about proper greetings, Ashiya tossed me another one of those sickening dollar pork bowls. I chowed down as Ashiya chatted about who knows what, then I randomly asked, "Hey. What's her name?"

"What's whose n-"

"Hers." I pointed up to her apartment with one hand.

"Oh, yes, _! We just talked with her. A very lovely young lady. She was job hunting when we came over."

"_." I mused. It was a nice name. I liked it.

Well, that was indeed a crappy chapter! Oh well, what can you do. *eats Top Ramen* Okay, just a quick announcement before I end this. *kudos if you're reading this right now, I know many people don't read the ANs on fanfictions* I love all of you so much already! When I went on my phone today, I was so surprised to see this much activity so early into this story. *gives you cookies*

Much love,

FantasyFan, her many many fictional boyfriends, and, as always, Flying Mint Bunny