Chapter 2

And New York's fate is…?

Note from authors 1 and 2: at first its gonna focus on Megumi and Riley, but it WILL have the Shaman King peoples in it. But yeah, just bear with us here.

Megumi shuddered as she felt an ounce of her power leave her. Lucifer. It had to be him. It just HAD to be.

Megumi: "Of all the times to drain me, you choose NOW you fuckin bastard?! DAD YOU SUCK!!!!(Author2: Literally) I hope you go to heaven!!!"

Lucifer (who is elsewhere yet can still be heard): "Aw, you wont call me daddy? And I'm only doing this –"

Riley: "You even THINK of saying for your own good, I will rip your spine out your ass!"

Lucifer's laughter could be heard over the roar of the explosion of the nuke. Ren shuddered. Even Faust looked frightened. And that was never a good sign.

Faust: 'What was that?!"

Megumi: "That would be Daddy dearest. The fuckin bastard. He likes to take my power when I need it most. Asshole."

In the background they could hear Riley muttering incoherently and could barely make out quite a few swears and curses. Megumi struggled to remain standing as the glossy black barrier held of the nuke's explosion.

Riley: "….SHIT. This is all that Shithead's fault. The clusterfuck."

Megumi fell to her knees, and Jean decided to take advantage of this. She whipped out a gun, aimed for Megumi's head.

Megumi: "Ne? Oh yeah… Sorry princess, God cant reach here. That piece of shit is USELESS."

Jean, not believing her, shot. The bullet entered Megumi's head, and she fell back, everyone gasping (Except Manta and Pirika who were screaming. And Riley who was growling and trying to hold back a smirk) in horror and shock. Everyone waited for the barrier to vanish but nothing happened. Megumi, who's head was tilted back, sat up.

Megumi: "…..You BITCH! That HURT!!!!"

Megumi pulled her head back to a normal position. The bullet fell out of her forehead, and the wound healed. Jean shot again, but nothing happened. Riley had created a barrier around the gun, meaning that as soon as Riley wanted to, the bullet would come out alright, but it would hit Jean.

Megumi: "Told you. God and his bitches cant do SHIT here."

Riley walked to the befuddled Jean and punched her in the face.

Riley: "Yeah, Megumi is the ONLY one in New York strong enough to hold off that nuke. And your trying to kill her because her father, as well as mine, is Lucifer? Are you trying to commit suicide? Not to smart are ya? I mean, if you WANTED to die, you shoulda just asked Megumi to push you out the barrier. Stupid holy girl. No wonder Megumi gets headaches around you- maybe you SHOULD just die."

Megumi: "Ooh! Can I push her out the barrier? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? Come on!!!!!"

Riley looked at her sister and tossed 'Miss Im so much better than everyone else bitch' over. Megumi squealed in delight, about to toss her out when Yoh stopped her. Riley growled, and Ren (who was standing next to Megumi to make sure she didn't collapse again) heard what sounded like a cat growling near her.

Yoh: "I know your mad, but killing isn't exactly the way. Besides, the explosion is over. Nothing would happen."

Riley: "Since we cant kill her, can I have her blood? Im HUNGRY!"

Everyone stared at Riley.

Ren: "………. You are weird."

Megumi smacked him upside the head.

Riley: "Megumi let down the barrier. Or Dad's gonna drain you like there's no tomorrow.

At that moment, Megumi let down the barrier and screamed. Several men, all who were part of a church who's main purpose was to KILL Megumi, stood where Manhattan once was. Riley sighed, irritated and began searching for sharp pointy objects. Among them was a man with red eyes.

Riley (who is grinding her fangs in annoyance): "….Hello, Daddy dearest."(Author2: GAG!!!)

Megumi: "Riley! Want to rip his spine out his ass for me?"

Riley: "No, I wanted to chew his throat out and kill those holy men."

Megumi: "Works for me!"

Riley grinned evilly and turned into a wolf.

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Lucifer watched as the holy men (and women) (Author 1: details details.) tried desperately to get away from the wolf that was his daughter. He looked at the younger of the demonic sisters, who was giggling in morbid amusement at the bloody sight.

Lucifer: Not even I'M like that.

Megumi: I heard that Dad. And YOU'RE THE one who raised us. So FUCK YOU! I hope you go to heaven.

Lucifer: "…Where did I go wrong?"

Megumi: "When I discovered who I really was. And when you DROPPED US ON OUR HEADS WHEN WE WERE BABIES, YA IRRESPONSABLE BASTARD!"

Random holy woman 1(who shall be referred to as R,H.W 1): "Now dear, watch your language."

Megumi gaped at the woman.

Megumi: "Excuse me? Did you just tell me to WATCH MY LANGUAGE?"

R.H.W 1: "Yes….."

Megumi took out a machine gun from….. well, most likely a portal to her weapons stash back in Hell, which she can reach into through her magic pocket of doom, but anyway, back to the story. Megumi grinned evilly at the woman.

Megumi: "Watch THIS, Bitch!"

A second holy woman looked over.

R.H.W 2: "My, your mother must be proud."

Megumi's eyes flashed and began shooting the women mercilessly.

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Riley watched as Megumi shot the weird ladies. She looked at her father, who was shaking most likely in fear and disappointment. She bolted over and bit his throat mercilessly. Then, just like Megumi wanted, Riley turned back into a human and ripped his spinal cord (with the skull attached) out his ass. We're not going into the details of how she did that though…(though if u want details send us an email or something and well be GLAD to tell exactly how it happened.)

Megumi looked over at Jean, who was struggling to find her other gun.

Megumi: "……"

Megumi, looking as innocent as possible, slowly reached over and chucked the silver haired bitch into the chaotic morbidness. Riley, in a bit of a blood rage, tackled her and slammed her into a sharp, rusty pipe that had somehow survived, impaling her and snapping her spine.(Author 2: CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!) Lucifer took advantage of the moment and slipped back into hell, cursing and fleeing for his pathetic life.

Everyone other than the dead people, Lucifer, Megumi and Riley: What ARE they????

Megumi: "That's obvious! Riley is a half vampire, half werewolf!!! And I'm the anti-Christ!"

Ren stared at her, and Horohoro began to tremble, staring at Riley who was now happily licking the blood off of her.

Ren: "Good luck with her, Horohoro."

Horohoro shot a glare towards Ren.

Horohoro: "Yeah, good luck with the anti Christ!"

Horohoro pushed Ren into Megumi, who had been turning around at that very moment. Ren landed on top of Megumi, and, just like Horohoro had schemed, accidentally kissed her. (author 1: how cliché!) Chocolove looked at them and began laughing. Riley silenced him with an icy glare and an aura of death emitting. Riley walked up and hefted (more like tossed) Ren off of her sister, who was blushing redder than blood.

Ren: "….Horohoro…… RUN BITCH!"

Ren took out his spear thingy (author 1: we forgot what it was called and I forgot my books at home.) and began chasing Horohoro around. Megumi tripped the blue haired fool and stomped his face into the ground several hundred times. (author 2: gee, doesn't THIS sound familiar?) Megumi then looked at the night sky.

Megumi: "….. You know, I bet we are the ONLY survivors of New York."

Riley: "Yeah, and I have long hair. Now that we've established the obvious, lets go."

Megumi and Riley (who were carrying everything from Hot Topic) walked off. Or at least, they would, if Anna hadn't gotten an idea.

Anna: "Wait. You destroyed New York. And any food that we could take. And the train, and the airport. What are you gonna do about US?"

Megumi: "……" She kinda has a point. Kinda.

Riley: We could always use more servants.

Megumi: You know human servants don't last long. Theyd die in a day.

Riley: Yeah but they're shamans.

Megumi: That doesn't change anything- and neither does the necromancer.

Riley: Your just defending them because you like REN.

Megumi: "I DO NOT!!!!!"

Riley: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And Im a purple monkey doing the can-can.

Megumi: What about you and Horohoro?!

Riley: What about him?

Megumi let out an infuriated growl, then kicked a nearby surviving piece of building. It turned to dust. Ren covered up a smirk and an urge to laugh. Horohoro was still… face planted into the ground. Everyone else looked at Riley and Megumi expectantly.

Megumi: "If you want to leave so badly, walk to the nearest town. If you want us to come with you, don't count on it. But theres a pretty good chance that we'll turn up wherever you go, just to freak you out."

Riley: Are you sure you'll be able to handle being separated from Ren?

Megumi: "Damn it, shut up!"

Riley: "Make me."

Megumi: "In the words of…. Um…. Some retard we killed last month, I forget his name, DAMN YOU!!!!!"

Riley: Moron

Megumi glared at her sister and punched her in the stomach, sending her flying at least 50 ft. Riley landed next to the remnants of a tree, and chucked it at Megumi. It broke as it hit her head (more like face), and Megumi fell backwards, unconscious. Ren once again caught her. (author 1:D my, aint this familiar?)

Ren: How I ended up falling for the Anti Christ in only a day, I shall never know.

Riley: "I heard that!!!"

Ren: "Stay out of my head, damn it!"

Riley: "And what if your thoughts go to the gutter? You think I'd stand for that?" Actually, I would laugh but……Dammit, why am I the responsible one?!

Megumi: Because I'm the hyper cute one. People naturally expect me to be adorable and innocent and you to be my voice of reason.

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The sun rose again on the desolate field that had once been New York. Everyone, pale from the undead that had once been trying to kill them, the discovery of the anti Christ, and the destruction of New York City remained quiet. Plus they were starving.

Anna: "Well? If you don't know what to do, you'll be coming with us. You'll be helping around with the inn. And you will do chores."

Megumi: Hm…. Sounds fun! But we don't do chores. That's what demons are for!

Riley: "….Are you ordering me around? NOT GONNA HAPPEN."

Megumi: …I'll let you sleep in a room with Horohoro. And give you a steak.

Riley: "Fine."

Anna dragged Riley towards what looked like it had once been a road, forcing Yoh to carry everything. Riley paused and lifted Horohoro from the ground by his hair (author 1 and author 2: Bout time!) and everyone, save for the late Ryu, Manta, Jean, and the original New Yorkers, walked down the messed up road. Riley's ears twitched as she picked up a certain conversation.

Jun: "Aw, isn't that cute? Ren and Megumi would make such a cute couple!!"

Pirika: "Yeah, but not as cute as Horohoro and Riley!! (Riley: …….)

Jun: "How is that possible? They haven't even spoken to each other!"

Pirika: "Just look at them!!!!"

Riley: "…Great. Now I need a new shirt because this idiot is drooling on me. A shower would be nice, too."

Jun: "You were saying, Pirika?"

((Author 1: because we do not want to go on about how they walked to the nearest airport, we are skipping ahead. We do not care if you do not like it, so suck it up and deal. And you are probably wondering about Megumi and Riley. Simple. They have telepathic powers, and even knocked out, Megumi knows whats happening and can talk to Riley due to this. They can also talk to other people. So stop bitching about how confused you are!))

The plane took off. Megumi sat next to Ren, causing Riley to mercilessly pester her, Riley was sitting next to Horohoro, Lyserg was sitting next to Pirika, Jun next to Bailong, Anna next to Yoh, and Faust was all alone. Poor Faust. Moving on.

Riley: Wow, Megumi, you must be ecstatic!

Megumi: "Riley. SHUT THE HELL UP."

Riley: "What? I didn't say anything."

Megumi: "……………….."

Riley: "Oh look an old man!"

Megumi: "EEK!"

Megumi dodged behind Ren, And Riley laughed.

Ren: "What the fuck!?"

Megumi: "Old people scare me. They're all old…. And wrinkly…. And perverted….. and I just don't like them, okay!?"

Riley: Like Ren's not perverted? "Im bored. Good night all!"

Riley transformed into a small wolf cub and crawled onto Horohoro's lap. Megumi was still hiding behind Ren as the old man passed.

Pirika: "Aw! I told you Jun!"

Riley glared icily at Pirika, growling. Everyone else laughed, save for Horohoro, who was blushing, petting the wolf-Riley. Megumi leaned on Ren's shoulder.

Ren: "What are you doing?"

Megumi: "You're my new pillow. Shut up."

Ren: "Says who?!"

Megumi was already asleep. Ren glared at the spectators AKA everyone else and looked away.

3 HOURS LATER

Ren woke up and looked down at what he had been using as a pillow: Megumi's head. He, freaked out a bit, jumped up, hitting his head, and sat back down. Megumi woke up, rubbing her eyes.

Megumi: "Damn it. Why'd you move?"

Ren: "Im NOT your pillow."

Megumi: "That's what you think. OH hey, the plane is landing. That was really fast. Wheres Riley?"

Horohoro blushed as a wolf head poked out his shirt. Megumi looked away.

Megumi: "Not even gonna ask."

Riley: I got cold! Man, Horohoro's warm! Way better than Ren!

Megumi: "What part of, 'I don't want to know' do you not understand?!"

Riley: All of it. Night!

Megumi: "Says who?! Bitch!!!"

Megumi: "Says me, that's who! And who are you calling a bitch? Doesn't that mean female dog?"

Riley: "What would you rather have me call you? Pussy? I mean, you ARE a cat!!"

Megumi too out a bottle of liquid acid and sprayed Riley in the face.

Horohoro: "What did you spray her with? Her face is steaming."

Megumi: "Liquid acid…."

Horohoro: "WHAT?!"

Megumi: "Oh shut up, she'll live."

Riley, at the moment, started whimpering. Megumi shook her head, knowing full well what would happen. She turned to the window and got an idea.

Horohoro: "Awww…. Megumi! You –bitch?"

Megumi had jumped out the plane, somehow opening the window. She was now walking on the wing of the plane and waving. Riley went to follow, but Horohoro wouldn't let go. So Riley transformed and dragged him along.

Megumi: "…..Whos the moron now?"

Riley: "Horohoro."

Horohoro: "HEY!!"

Ren: "Get in here!!!"

Megumi/Riley: "Make me!/What are you gonna do about it?"

Horohoro: "Im not a moron!!!"

Riley: "Yes you. Shut up and deal with it."

Megumi crawled back into the plane and shut the window, locking Riley and Moron- I mean Horohoro- out.

Riley: "….Bitch."

Horohoro was still hanging on to Riley when he felt like he was falling. He looked down. He WAS falling. And Riley was LAUGHING.

Horohoro: " Why the fuck are you LAUGHING? Were falling to our death and your laughing!!!!!!!"

Riley: " Stop whining we're not gonna die besides did you really wanna deal with your sister and Jun arguing about who makes a cuter couple or trying to get my sister to unlock the window?"

Horohoro: "And your positive we're not gonna die?"

Riley: "Oh look the ground."

End chapter 2