Hello again! Thanks to Niom Lamboise for following, favoriting, and reviewing! I've decided that I'll update whenever I get an idea for another chapter, so it won't be regular. I give you Tone Tone and Clintikins being ridiculous! Sadly, I do not own the air gun company airsoft.

"Clint! What are you doing up there?" Natasha yelled up to Clint, who had positioned himself at the top of the highest tree in the park.

"I'm scouting the area!" Clint shouted, starting to climb down.

"Why?" Natasha asked, ignoring the strange looks she was getting from passers by. Clint dropped to the ground next to her.

"Because me and Tony are planning to have an airsoft battle tomorrow, and I need to know all the best vantage points." He declared.

"Tony and I, not me and Tony." Natasha corrected.

"You say potato, I say tomato. You wanna help?" Clint queried.

"No, we have a meeting with Fury and we're late. You're coming with me." Natasha commanded.

"But Tasha, I don't like having meetings with Fury, he's boring and all he does is yell at me." Clint complained. Natasha continued to haul him through the park towards her car.

"Pleeease Tasha! Pleeeeease!" Clint persisted. Natasha smirked.

"Ow ow ow ow ow, stop it Nat! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Clint squealed. Natasha did not let go of his ear.

•~The next day~•

"Come out where I can see you, Birdbrain!" Tony yelled from behind a tree in the park.

"Never!" Clint replied from behind him. Tony whirled around.

"Ha! - Huh?" Clint wasn't there anymore.

Suddenly, an airborne pellet stung Tony in between the shoulder blades.

"Ow! Show your face, Feathers!" Tony growled, "I have a few tricks of my own!" He pressed a small, imperceptible button on his sunglasses to turn on the thermal imaging he had installed yesterday. The world turned into a display of blue and green, with pinpricks of red and yellow. Tony turned full circle, coming face to face with a red blob. He yelled in surprise and shot a pellet at the blob, realizing too late that it was not Clint, but Natasha. He slowly reached up and took off his sunglasses to find The Black Widow glaring at him.

"Clint! Call off your girlfriend! Birdbrain! Help meeeeee!" Tony screamed as he sprinted through the park, followed by a very angry Natasha.

Clint laughed from the perch he had scouted yesterday. Until Natasha came after him. She had Tony by the foot and Clint by the arm as she dragged them into the Tower.

"Tasha! Let me go!" Clint squirmed.

"I'm sorry, Romanoff! Let go of me! Pepper! Save me!" Tony wailed as he and Clint were hauled into the kitchen and dropped. Pepper looked at them with an amused expression on her face.

"What did you do?"

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