HOLY CRAP!!! And not only ears but a…
Disclaimer: Al and Ed are not mine, WWAAAHHH!!!
At that moment Ed did the first thing that popped into his head, "HOLY SHIT!!!!!" That's right he screamed, a series of things he could have done and that was what he did. He was currently running around Al yanking at the sandy colored puppy ears on his head, and every time he yanked a hot flash of pain would sear through his head, causing him to yelp very much like a puppy. (KAWAII!!!)
Al who had learned to deal with his brothers 'panicking phase' just stood there waiting for Ed to calm down, after Ed ran around him for the fifth time he learned he was apparently not going to calm down, so Al did the simplest thing he could have done, he stuck out a foot and tripped him sending him face first into the sand, Ed raised his face and spat out a mouthful of sand, "uuggh! And the after taste!!" he shuddered, that was nasty, he then looked at Al a little pissed "Why the hell did you do that?!" he yelled, Al looked at him and said simply "To make you stop pulling on the ears its apparent there attached so why pull on them since it probably hurts?"
Ed just stared at him and realized he was right, the things were attached, suddenly Ed felt something move behind him, he swung his head around and what he saw nearly made him panic again at his waist poking out of his coat (is that what it is?) was a long sandy colored… dog tail that was currently twitching, it seemed that the tail wanted to wag, Ed just growled royally pissed off "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???!!!! FIRST EARS AND NOW A FREAKIN DOG TAIL WHATS NEXT PAWS???!!!" He screamed pissed, Al had started backing away nervously, his brother was starting to scare him.
Suddenly Ed realized something, how the hell was he supposed to go out in public like this he already was criticized by his height but this would present a real problem, and hats were out, he never really liked them plus he had a feeling it would be annoying to wear them on his 'ears'.
"Crap" he muttered, it would be a problem and simosho was fifty yards away and how he was supposed to get in unnoticed was beyond him, sure he could pin the ears back to hide them in his hair but the tail was still a problem, he was clueless and he hated it.
Al soon realized his brother's problem and felt a little sad for him, suddenly he had an idea "Hey brother?" he asked, Ed looked at him tiredly "Yes Al?" he mumbled, Ed was clearly in a depression but Al was determined to snap him out of it "Why don't you just tuck the tail into your coat maybe that will work" Al suggested, Ed looked at him, "Al you're a genius!" Ed said happily, they then walked to the city, and before entering Ed pinned his ears back to blend in with his hair and pulled his tail into his coat, with that they nervously entered the city hoping to god no one would notice Ed's doglike appearance.
Wolf: well there is that long enough
Ed: What….the hell?
Wolf: 'stare' what? I figured you'd look good with ears, probably cuter than Inu! 'Smiles'
Ed: 'Blush'
Inu: HEY!!! NO ONES EARS ARE BETTER THEN MINE!!! 'Pouts'
Wolf: You're right…. So you are both even!!! 'Starts massaging both their doggie ears'
Both: 'Blush'