(Updated) Enjoy this next chapter and I don't own SSBB but Chiski and the Boss.
Last time on Chapter 1: I was told by Master Hand to shake everyone's hand and they will introduce their names to me. I nodded. I started to shake everyone's hand. It struck me when I heard Samus.
Chapter 2: Clues
7:52 A.M
Chisiki's POV
After the whole shake the Smasher's hand and introducing yourself, Master hand gave me a tour of the whole Smash Mansion and a room to stay in. After the tour I walked into my room to get a good look at it. It was big. I closed the door and I unpacked most of my clothes and put it in the closet. I took out a big cutting knife from my duffle bag and wiped it with a cloth. I stared at the reflection of myself with a smirk.
Once I finished cutting Peach and Zelda and possibly Marth, I will save Samus for last as dessert. I thought to myself. I heard a couple of loud knocks on the door. I hid my knife behind my back.
"Maple it's almost 8:00. You'll be making breakfast for the Smashers since it's at 8:30. So you need to prepare the dining room in about 3 mins so hurry up." With that Master Hand floated away without opening on the door.
"Phew. . ." I said with relief. I took out my knife behind my back and stared at it. I threw it back in my duffle bag and locked it. I opened the door and I saw a pink puff ball staring at me. I looked at it with a fake smile.
"Aren't you a cute little fella. . .Kirby." I compliment him.
"Shaddup! You are nothing more than a slave you here!" Kirby pointed his little pink hand at me. I twitched with anger. Felt like I should stab his little face and turned him into scrambled Kirby.
"Well." I calmed down. "I don't care what you call me but I will do my duty here as a maid of SSBB Mansion."
"FAT UGLY SLAVE! FAT UGLY SLAVE!"
"URGH! Why you-!" I was about to pull a small knife between my chest until I saw a foot kicked Kirby to the ceiling.
"Sorry about him. He hates having weird awkward strangers to the S.S.B.B. Not that you are one." A handsome face appeared to my eyes. Ike. I blinked twice. My heart skipped a beat.
"Oh. W-well. I better get going. . ." I passed Ike and down to the stairs. As I walked down the stairs I saw Peach and Zelda talking to each other as they walked up the stairs. They took a glance at me with a smile. I smiled backed at them.
"We should get to know each other more." I suggested.
"I was thinking the same thing!" Peach shook my hand up and down. Zelda smiled and nodded.
"Well I better get going and make breakfast."
"Breakfast? Oh that's right you're the new maid with the all of the cleaning and cooking. We'll help you! Right Zelda?"
"I don't mind helping. It's your first day after all."
"That's really nice of you guys. You don't have to." I told them but they refuse. I gave up and we head our way to the kitchen. We started to make the batter for the pancakes and waffles. Zelda and Peach were making the batter and I was making the whipped cream. I was thinking if I should poison the food but that would be too quick. Zelda and Peach were off guard facing their backs only while making the waffle batter and pancake batter. I saw a kitchen knife on the counter. I smirked and grabbed it. I looked at Peach's and Zelda's back. They were completely distracted. I stepped closer and closer to them making a risk to kill them with my knife until I heard footsteps coming close to the kitchen. I stopped and made my way back to my previous spot. I smell a nice scent coming. When I turned around it was Marth. He seem confused. I blushed.
"Um does anyone know where the baking soda is?" Marth scratched his head.
"Oh I hi Marth." Peach turned her back and waved. "It's in the top shelf next to Maple. Maple would you mind getting the backing soda for Marth?"
"S-sure no p-problem." Why am I stuttering? I opened the top shelf and grabbed the baking soda. I handed him the baking soda with shaky hands. He thanked me with a smile and left. I just stare at his back.
"What's wrong?" Peach asked worried. I glanced at her and smiled.
"It's nothing. . ." I continued making the whipped cream as Peach faced the other way. Why am I stuttering in front of Marth when I am going to kill him? Is this love maybe? It's stupid for me to love him because he already has a girlfriend.
8:30 A.M
We finished making breakfast for the Smashers as they digged into the yummy waffles, pancakes, with whipped cream and syrup.
I stand up calm and curious, watching them eat outside of the kitchen. I glanced at the person I knew the most. Samus. I glared at her. Damn her. She's the one who made my life hell. I headed back into the kitchen so I can secretly communicate with my boss on my watch.
"Hi Boss. It's me Chisiki. I'm at the Smash Mansion. I already made breakfast with a help of two princesses. And I saw Marth. I don't really know what to do. There's a lot of people."
"I see. I expected the job to be done less than a month. It's best to not be really suspicious in the first two weeks. For now just play along."
"Ok." I turned off my communication mode with a press of a button on my watch.
9:30 A.M
Some of the Smasher are in the Brawling Room. The Brawling Room is where you fight your opponents as you get transported to a random stage. I was busy cleaning the dining tables and dishes. I was in a urge to kill Samus but then I will disappoint my Boss. I heard a loud explosion coming from the second floor so I hurried up to that place where the sound was coming. It happen to be in a room. I opened it and it was a huge disaster of baking soda and vinegar and broken pieces of a clay made volcano everywhere. Including the ceiling. The people that happened to be responsible was Ike, Marth, Snake, Pit, and Roy while Link, Zelda, Ness, Lucas, and Toon Link watched. I fell to my knees right in front of the door. Do I have to clean this up?!
"Well was that a great experiment or what?" Ike took out his goggles, including Marth, Snake, Pit, and Roy.
"So this is how a volcano reacts." Toon Link nodded taking some notes.
"Well somebody has to clean this up." Pit scratched his head.
"We have the maid remember? No problem for us right?" Snake said.
"Yea, of course!" Roy agreed.
"It doesn't feel right to rely our problems on Maple." Marth said. My heart skipped a beat when he called me by my fake name.
"No." I stand up strong with a clear voice. The Smashers didn't noticed me until now as they all turned their heads to my eyes.
"I'll clean this up no problem." I gently walked into the room that happens to Ike's and started to pick up all the broken volcano pieces.
"Thanks a million!" Roy left the room following by everyone else. Everyone else but Marth. I just look continued to pick up the shattered pieces of the volcano.
"Why are you still here? You don't have to clean this place up." I wanted him to leave so badly. He's making me nervous.
"It doesn't feel right to leave this mess to you. It's my fault. I should help." Marth kneeled down and started to pick up the pieces of the broken volcano. I slightly smiled that he refused to leave and not help me.
10:52 A.M.
It took us almost 50 minutes to clean this whole room up. Especially the ceiling. We had to use a ladder. Everything was sparkling clean. Including Ike's belongings.
"Thank you Marth." I bowed.
"Sure. No problem." He bowed as well. After that he smiled at me and walked away. I sighed. I forgot that I still need to clean the dining room. I jogged downstairs without looking up and suddenly I bumped into someone wearing a blue suit.
"My apologizes." I said without noticing after I bowed. When I looked up it was Samus.
"No it's my fault. Sorry." Samus didn't noticed me. I sighed in relief.
"I'm in a hurry so pardon me…" I walked passed her with my head down. I had a strange feeling that she was staring at me.
When I reached the first floor, I ran to the dining room and started to pick up the used dishes on the table.
11:37 A.M
All of the Smashers were in the Brawling Room so it was my chance to investigate. I had a map of the whole Mansion and my first priority was to go to Snake's Room.
I opened his room gently to make sure nobody was here. His room was camouflage. Including his bed and the doors. Everything but his weapons on the floor. That I was most interested. I picked up the an odd looking one. It looked like a cursed machine gun that shoots out missiles. I never seen a gun like this one before. I shrunk it with my shrink ray and put it in my pocket. Plus I took the missiles that matched its size and shape. Suddenly I heard some footsteps coming closer and closer to this room. I was in a panic mode I didn't know what to do so I hid in his closet. I was lucky that most of his clothes in the closet were in a pile.
"It smells like perfume in here." Snake murmured. "Now where is that extra grenades of mine. There it is!" Snake casually picked up the bag of grenades as I watched. After a second he realize something was missing.
"Where did it go?!" Snake threw the grenades hard on ground. I think he knows that I stole his gun thing.
"Where is my fucking blueberry muffins! I left it right there after brawling!Now I see crumbs on my plate! Son of a bitch! Whoever ate it is dead!" Snake grabbed his grenades and ran out of the room screaming, "Who ate my blueberry muffins?!" Not to mention that I ate those 3 blueberries muffins.
