Chapter 02 Meeting your dream wife
Quanktumspirit: "I may have adopted the tale, these chapters may have been on Editor-Bug's account, but I wrote them first before sending them to him/her. Please review."
After Him had a wonderful night dreaming about Professor Utonium he decided to do some more research about the Professors love life. The next morning Him woke up and went over to his black laptop and researched about his dream husband. As far as he could work out the Professor never had any sexual contact with anybody.
He was ok friends with a Miss Kean, but because he was being hypnotised and used by another cat the two broke it off. Also Miss Kean didn't want to give up her love for her cat in change for a man. So for Him this was a clear sign not to have a cat or to even talk about cat's in the first place.
The second relationship Professor Utonium ever had was with Sedusa a.k.a Ima Goodlady. Seriously, I am a good lady? That is not a real name, and Sedusa was anything but a 'good lady'. Anyway out of this relationship Him learned never to defy the Professor, or steal anything during his stay with the man of his dreams.
The third relationship was with Miss Bellum who turned out to be Mojo Jojo. In fact they almost got married, lucky though the Professor worked it out fast enough before he was married to his 'pet'. Pretty much the same thing, just be yourself.
But how, how can a red cross dressing demon get close to the Professor without being beaten and killed by the Power puff girls. As Him was still thinking about the Power puff girls he knew exactly how.
Get beaten up by the three girls, whiles the Professor was watching, make the injuries seem so strong that he has no choice but to take Him to his home and patch him back up again. Bingo. And as a thank you that he 'maybe allows him to stay over' he will help around the house hold as best as he can.
After that no more crimes, murders or manipulations. A relationship has to be built up slowly, stone by stone. Once he has a hold of the Professors heart... a... what then? He never knew much about holding a relationship. What happens if a man and a woman go from boyfriend and girlfriend to something more?
Him shook that thought out of his head, so the first step was to get close to the Professor or into his house, without breaking the door down. So far he couldn't think how. Then he decided to go outside and follow the dark night sky with his nose. Maybe it can lead him to the man of his dreams.
As Him was walking threw the dark park of Townesvill he suddenly came by the Powerpuffgirls, Miss Kean and even the Professor with a bunch of other children. What the hell are they all doing here, in the middle of the night in the park?
Each preschooler was carrying a lantern and Miss Kean was leading the group, Professor Utonium was at the back of the row. Blossom was some where in the middle next to a boy that Him could recognise any where, Brick his son. Buttercup was at the back part of the class with Butch and Bubbles was at the front with Boomer. Every pre-schooler child had thick winter clothes on and winter boots. True it was pretty cold.
A few miles ahead Him caught sight of the Mayor dressed as Saint Martin. Ah so it must be the traditional 'Saint Martins walk' which is held every year.
(I know it is actually a German tradition, but I love it any way, plus in the dark it is nice and romantic)
Him followed after them in hiding. As the tradition chopping of the cloak and sugared pretzel were shared out, Him decided to get closer to the Professor. He stood next to the man and let the lantern light that he was holding eliminate the 'devil'.
As the Professor was laughing at a sight before him it took a while before he noticed Him next to himself. Let's say he was a little shocked.
"Him what the hell are you doing here?" The Professor asked shocked.
The Powerpuff girls heard him instantly and quickly flew at Him with full speed, before even allowing the demon to explain himself. With a few moves the Powerpuff girls had Him beaten almost to a bleeding pulp had Miss Kean not stopped this fight.
"POWERPUFFGIRLS, STOP THIS NONCENS THIS INSTANT!" Miss Kean screamed and pulled Him out of the girls reach.
"What the hell? Miss Kean that is Him, the most hated villain in all of Townsville, we don't want him to ruin Saint Martins day," Blossom quickly explained.
Him didn't once fought back, instead he cough up some blood from his lips and held his stomach. Professor Utonium bent down and lifted the demon up, before sitting him on a near by park bench. Miss Kean quickly filled a cup of raspberry punch up, forced Blossom to chill it a bit before handing it to Him for a drink. Him looked at Miss Kean shocked, a cold drink for his immense pain, why what for a kind lady.
The Professor noticed Him was just in his weird skimpy skirt and boots, so he took his thick winter coat off, he had a second one underneath it, he then wrapped the red demon in the coat and button it up. Him blinked as he felt the fabric of the coat. A second surprise came as his body heat that was fleeing his body came back to him and heated the devil up quite a bit. Not a bad coat in deed. Him smiled a bit at the generosity of Miss Kean and the Professor.
"Thank you very much guy's," Him said smiling.
Sadly inside of Him he felt something was slowly breaking. As the other children and Miss Kean were singing 'November type carols' Him watched the Professor set up a small rocket show. The Powerpuff girls still kept a sharp guard on Him to make sure nothing will go wrong.
After sitting on that bench for 2 hours the show was over and everybody walked back home from the park. Him got up and looked very sad over to the Powerpuff girls and the Professor who were walking home to. Miss Kean stood next to the 'Devil' and looked a the quads as well before suddenly getting immense angry.
"Wait, Powerpuff girls and Professor, haven't you forgotten somebody?" Miss Kean called out.
The tripplet's stopped, Professor Utonium counted threw the three Powerpuff girls and himself before shaking his head and looking confused back over to Miss Kean. She gave them a cold glare and pointed at Him.
"For the first time in years your Girlfriend pops over for a visit, and what is? You are just going to leave her hear in the cold?" Miss Kean snapped.
Him looked at her shocked, "I am NOT his girlfriend."
"Oh please," Miss Kean said shaking her head, "I saw the way you looked at the Professor, if looks could bring temperatures you could have caused this cold to leave and bring back the summer."
This caused Him's entire face to heat up, and not threw the cold. Professor Utonium looked at Him and then back to the girls, he pulled the 3 Powerpuff girls down and whisper talked with them.
"I don't trust Him, he wants to have turned a new leave? As if," Buttercup scoffed.
"True, but we don't want Him to cause another world wide chaos, I don't think we could have survived again if Him did it," Bubbles said shaking.
Blossom looked over to the Professor: "The decision is up to you Professor, should we leave Him here or take Him with us?"
"Well girls," The Professor said thinking it over, "I think we should take Him with us."
"WHAT!" The Powerpuff girls almost screamed and looked at Professor Utonium shocked.
"Listen, I don't want Miss Kean giving either of us 4 the cold shoulder, plus Him has no where else to go, and I can prove my theory again that Villains are able to be Rehabilitated. What better way to prove my theory then trying it out on the number one evillest Villain of all times," Professor Utonium explained.
"True," Blossom said nodding her head.
"Ok," Bubbles said felling a little bit scared.
"Go for it," Buttercup forced herself to say, but then added, "But if it doesn't work then we will drive Him back to the devils."
"Deal," Professor Utonium said.
The 4 walked back and Blossom pulled on Hims claw to follow, Professor Utonium walked besides Him and didn't make any eye contact, Bubbles hovered on the other side of Him scared, whiles Buttercup was holding a spike behind Him's back ready to poke his stomach out if she has to.
"You can come home with us Him, but if you try anything to harm the Powerpuff girls, I will throw you this in stand back out," Professor Utonium threatened and glared at Him.
"Thank you Professor," Him said.
Together the five walked back home. Blossom looked more closely at Him, not once did Him seem to have any hidden thoughts about it. She has to get to the bottom of it why Him wanted to be so close to her father.
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