AN: Hi! Long time no update, sorry. Thinking about doing one more chapter where you see who the list is directed at and their reaction but I'll only do it for reviews! So Review, please!
Things I'm Not Allowed Do At Camp Half-Blood
66. No Ding Dong Ditching Olympus
67.I am not allowed say anymore of my:
"Why did the Demi-God Cross the Road" Jokes
68. Clarisse is not growing facial hair and it is wrong for me to advertise her as the "The Bearded Lady"
rule has been censored for the sake of your Innocence [what innocence ?]
70. There is no Camp Half-Blood Glee Club
71. Nico is not Nicolicious.
72."Little People" are not out to get me
73.I am not allowed setup a rock/heavy metal band made up of Satyrs and Wood Nymphs
74. We are not called *$% &* £ !
Skinny Dipping I don't care if theres a so-and-so chance that I'll end up butt naked on a Quest, No Skinny Dipping.
76. No more Diet Coke and Mento experiments. Especially in the Aphrodite Cabin Bathroom.
77.I am not allowed set up an Animal Rescue Center in the Ares Cabin.
more "Percy and Annabeth Sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes Love, Second comes Marriage,
Then comes the Demi-God in the carriage"
It's totally cliché by now.
79. Red Bull does NOT give you wings and you are not part of The Flock.
more reenactments of the Moulin Rouge
81.I am not allowed host Birthday Partys in the Underworld.
reading Annabeth's Diary aloud at the dining hall ESPECIALLEY the "Lemon-y" parts. [Annabeth: THEIR NOT LEMONS!
Me: Tell that to the mentally scarred children!]
83. No more Percabeth lemon fanfiction.
[Me: Its not Fiction!]
84. Nico is Emo.
[Nico: I hate you.]
85.I forgot this one...Oops
86. No bugging Clarisse about going to Candy Mountain.
87. No bugging Nico about going to Candy Mountain.
88. Candy Mountain doesn't exist *Cries*
going up randomly kissing Nico, The excuse
"I'm only trying to release his inner-slut"
does not work.
90. I must stop sneaking around camp humming the theme song to Mission Impossible.
dressing up a certain Son of Hades up as a french maid
[Nico: I hate you.]
92. We are not learning about Male Anatomy in Archery Class.
Or Centaur Anatomy...
93. NO STRIP CLUBS!
94. No more *Ahem*
Coming of The Mary-Sues,
Mary-Sue Revoultions,
Good Grief more Mary-Sues,
Miss Mary-Sues,
When Mary-Sue met Gary-Stus,
What I'm trying to say is, ENOUGH WITH THE MARY-SUES!
93. NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
teasing the fangirls by faking slash couples, I'm talking to you Connor and Travis Stoll no more homosexual comments directed at your twin. It exites the Children of Aphrodite as well as fangirls.
more Harry Potter References this includes:
Percy-Harry
Annabeth-Hermione
Grover-Ron
Connor+Travis-Fred+George
Clarisse-Draco [Think of the Dramione]
Silena-Cho
Luke- Cedric
101. Under No Circumstances can this List be Posted Online.
AN: Sorry if there is any spelling mistakes I'm in a hell of a rush. Please tell me if you like it!
UPDATE:I appear to have skipped a few... Im going to update soon any ways.
