Caillou enters the kitchen hoping to merely retrieve his pen but he ended up at a loss for words.
He sees his 35yr dad Boris and 45yr grandma Gloris on top of the kitchen counter with his dad's tongue down his grandma's throat.
His dad looks over at Caillou and yells out, "YOU IMBECILE. DAMMIITIT THE LITTLE ROACH CAUGHT US!".
Caillou is very ? "Daddy, what in the whell are you doing with grandma, papa? Is this why you were at the grocery store for so long? YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU KNOW!" Caillou sniffles between his words. He is a sobbing mess.
"DORRISSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NO CAILLOU YOU IDIOTITNFIJFKD. I'M BANNING YOU FROM YOUR BELOVED ANIME! NO MORE MY HERO ACADEMIA FOR YOU!" Borris yells in anger.
Then, Borris does something unimaginable, unthinkable, unbelievable. Caillou never thought that Borris would ever do something so despicable, he never thought that he would stoop so low. Borris sister snapped Caillou's limited edition My Hero Academia pen. It was the best pen that had ever been created with fine gold detailing on the side and the most stunning diamond tip you had ever seen. The ink was no where near lacking to the body though. It had the smoothest ink you've ever seen, smoother than Caillou's bald head. A feat that no one ever thought was possible. And that pen was now broken.
Caillou's vision became blurry. He couldn't tell fiction from reality, apples from oranges, Trump from Obama. He somehow managed to stumble over to his dad.
"I'M GONNA FRICKITY FRACKITY KILL YOU DADDY" Caillou yelled while sister sobbing just before he landed a nice clean kick in his dad's groin.
Dorris scurries downstairs after hearing the terrifying cries of Caillou. Just as she entered the kitchen, she saw something else terrifying.
Borris on top of Gloris in a way that wasn't very appealing.
"Wat" Dorris says in a state of confusion before she could grasp the situation. When she does though, she is in full beast mode.
"MOM! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A THING FOR YOUNGER MEN BUT SERIOUSLY? MY HUSBAND?" Dorris screamed in agony.
Then, before anyone realized it, Calliou changed. Not on the outside but on the inside….