Disclaimer and author's note: I had received my first review shortly after the first chapter was published, so shoutout to KnightLawn, a great fanfic writer. Anyway, in part one, Master Hand was sending notes and messages to some of the smashers, howo, Crazy will instead kidnap the other smashers in this part. Also, I feel lime the first chapter was too short, so here's a longer one. Welp, on to the disclaimer. I do not own Nintendo, Sega, Capcom, Smash Bros, nor any of the characters from the series. Anyway, please review and enjoy.
Previously in part one: Ness, Lucas, Kirby, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Samus, Mario, Luigi, Fox, Falco, Yoshi, and Peach were notified to head to Japan at 8 am sharp. Let's find out what happened with the rest of the smashers.
Skyworld: 2:30 pm Oct. 17, 2016
"Well? Did you find him?" Even when she asked that question, Palutena already knew that the answer was no, and that was what the centurions knew as well.
"He's been missing for an hour and a half now. I have a feeling that he was kidnapped, or abducted," one of them replied. It broke Palutena's heart to hear that her greatest soldier was missing. He was almost like a child of hers, a son she never had. The minute she heard he mysteriously disappeard from the hot spring, she sent a search party to find him. "I think, I'm just going to go to bed now." the worried goddess said to her loyal guards. "If you find him, send him to me." The moment the two centurions were out of site, a hidden, insane hand appeared, and quietly followed the deity. The moment she slipped into her room, he struck, by throwing a flash grenade, and rushing the blinded goddess. The being then put a bag over Palutena's head, and grabbed her in a sleeping hold, thus causing her to faint. "τέσσερα κάτω, άλλα δέκα ακόμα." The attacker muttered to himself.
Holy Sepulcher Cemetery, Irvine, California: 10:35 am.
"Rest in peace original, better Sonic. Why did this happen to me? Why did I choose to take the route of agreeing with the idea of Sonic Boom? Just why?"
"Hey, relax, it could have been worse." The blue hedgehog turned to face the umbra witch in utter disbelief. "How can it be any worse? We're currently relying on Sonic Mania and Bayonetta 3 to keep going."
"What if there's another Smash Bros game? We could earn money from that," Bayonneta replied.
"Highly unlikely, the gap between Brawl and 3ds/wii u was six years." Sonic reminded her.
"All I'm saying is miracles can happen."
"But that rarely happens. Now if you need me, I'm heading back to the headquarters. See you there." As the antromorphic hedgehog left the witch, Crazy Hand got ready to attack from behind a tombstone, as the window of opportunity has opened for him to capture his first victim. Just as she turned the corner, he suddenly jumped out, catching her off guard. Before she could pull out her gun to shoot the being that jumped in front of her, he jabbed her in the throat, instantly knocking her unconscious. He then forced the unconscious witch in to a portal conjured out of nowhere, and threw her body into the portal, before activating a locator to track the next one on his list. "あなたは次です、ヘッジホッグ," the giant hand noted, before floating to the headquarters to capture the next smasher.
While Crazy Hand was headed to SEGA, Sonic was already at the headquarters, having stopped to get a couple of chili dogs along the way. As he waited for the next elevator to come down, a suspicious looking guy in a trenchcoat and fedora joined Sonic, waiting as well for the elevator.
"Hey, Comicon's been over for 3 months, and we're in Irvine, so you could stop acting like Mortus now," Sonic said to the person in the trenchcoat. However, right after those words left Sonic's mouth, the guy threw the trechcoat off, and threw it over Sonic's head, momentarily dazing the hedgehog. While Sonic fumbled around, trying to get the trenchcoat off of him (there was some sort of resin all over it) The person then grabbed him, and covered his face with a cloth coated with chloroform, which knocked out Sonic.
"You're too slow," The person taunted at the unconscious mascot, before he opened a portal to teleport him to the base in Japan, and warped himself to Ylisse.
Meanwhile, in Ylisse, a fight was in progress, with Lucina, Robin, Marth, Ike, Roy, and Corrin squaring up against some bandits.
"Hey, Marth, can you help me out right now? A few of the retards got smarter."
"Ask the girl of your dreams, aka my clone," the Altean prince replied, as he impaled two guys in the gut simultaneously.
"After all, she's just standing there, waiting for one of those morons to nail a strike."
"Hey, Lucina, a little bit of assistance would be apprecia... never mind," Ike called out to the royal heir, as the bandit was suddenly killed from an electrical discharge caused by none other than Robin.
"Tsk, far too weak to win," the white haired deuteragonist muttered towards the large, yet petty criminals. Shortly after, all of the bandits were killed, and so the heroes decided to set up a camp and rest.
"When do you think we'll get another mission," Marth asked his allies, as they relaxed at a fire created from Robin, who at the moment, was ranting on about how weak his adversaries were.
"I don't know, but I hope we fight some stronger people. I'm craving a bigger challange."
"Same," Lucina replied. "I feel like most of the people we fight are piss easy to take down. I too am hungry for a challenge." However, what they didn't know was that there was someone hidden a few meters away, who was willing to give them a challenge.
"Just have to wait until they're asleep, then you get your challenge." The insane glove then thought to himself.
Later that night, Every hero was asleep except for Marth, who was to keep watch for the first shift. However, after an hour and 45 minutes, he decided there was no threat, and go get some rest, but then suddenly, he heard a noise nearby, and decided to investigate, so he walked to the source of the sound. While Marth looked for whoever caused that sound, a theif known as Niles snuck into the base camp, where he then proceeded to shoot the other five protagonists, thus draining their health, and "sort of" knocking them out. Then, as if on cue, The last victim arrived at the camp, where he saw the bodies of his team, and before he could raise his falchion, a flying arrow struck him, "knocking him out" as Niles would have said. Shortly after, the wierd glove being returned with a belt with some red and white balls, and a cap.
"Where's my gold?" the thief asked Crazy, who then gave him a small bag filled with gold. Satisfied with his payment, the thief then left the hand with the bodies to see his payment. Immediately, Crazy threw the heroes into a portal, and teleported just in the nick of time, as Niles had by then discovered that the gold was really just a few plastic yellow circles.
"You're dead meat, you retarded autistic glove!" However, the second those words left his mouth, a lightning bolt out of nowhere struck and killed the theif.
Meanwhile in Hyrule, in Hateno village, a guy and a girl were talking about a recent thrilling experience.
"That was one of the best experiences ever," the girl continued to chat about, as they pass under a light to reveal who the two people are: Link and Midna (human form).
"Yeah, it was really exciting." the loyal Hylian replied. "I just loved it. Well, we're at my place. See you later." As they departed, Link heard Zelda at his home, really furious with her loyal guard/lover. Once he stepped in, she immediately started questioning him.
"Who was that? Why are you cheating on me? Am I ugly, or too royal or special for your taste?"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand what you're saying," Link replied, bewildered at what Zelda was angry about.
"Don't play dumb. I heard you. You and some girl chose to f tonight. You lied to me, your lover, for Hylia's sake!"
"Actually, I went to see a movie with my friends. that's all. We went to see The Hollow, that's all. I still love you," the green clad Hylian replied calmly. After hearing the reply, Zelda cooled down a bit, and was about to say something, when she suddenly felt rather tired and confused, before everything went black.
"Zelda, get up! Are you okay," Link asked in a worried tone, before he suddenly began to feel the same as Zelda and collapsed to the ground as well. The second Link passed out, Crazy emerged from the shadows, and crammed the unconscious Hylians into a bag, and flew off to Colorado (singing the theme song of South Park along the way).
Meanwhile, in a lab near Denver, Colorado, a robot we all know as Mega Man was at the moment waiting for his creator to arrive, and give him an upgrade. After ten minutes passed, he was about to leave, when suddenly, Dr. Thomas Light arrived.
"Alright! Now I can get a new upgrade," the human like robot exclaimed.
"All right, step up onto the platform, and you'll be upgraded in no time," the doctor said in a rather dull tone. After Rock had stepped up onto the platform, the intellect booted up the system, and flipped a few switches on a control panel. However, instead of processing a new ability, the robot felt as if he were falling through a hole, so he opened his eyes, and realized he was actually falling!
"What the hell's happening to me? Where am I going?" Rock asked through the communicator.
"Oh, about that, I'm actually not Dr Light, but none other than Crazy Hand, so have fun falling through this infinite hole, until I set up a por- You know what, forget what I just said." The hand replied.
"Where's Dr Light?"
"Oh, he's tied up in the storage roo- actually, that's none of your concern." As he finished that sentance, he saw a switch on the control panel that said sleep mode. Immediately, he slammed his hand(?) on it, which thus, temporarily turned the robot off. With the annoying piece of scrap metal out of the way, he could focus better on transporting the stupid robot. Eventually, the portal was all set, so he booted it up, and transported Rock to his destination, and thus completing his current mission. Satisfied with his success and kidnappings, he warped straight to his next location, just before some cops burst into the lab, with their guns readied, before finding the barely conscious Dr Light.
Welp, that just about ends it here. I know I wasn't able to get Cloud, Bowser, etc. so I guess I'll say they were notified as well, and end it here, bexause I'm just frickin' lazy. So, see you in chapter 3.