It had been a few days since I arrived at the palace, Diana and I seemed to like each other but I wasn't too sure about Charles since he was never around
"Kierain I have to go to a ball this is a very expensive palace don't touch anything and just don't do anything"
"okay Diana"
I close the door
"I HAVE A WHOLE PALACE ALL TO MYSELF!
I run around doing the stuff I'm not supposed to do like blasting Diana's hairdryer in my face jumping on her bed and then I start channel surfing
"Aaaah there's so many channels it's so freaking awesome!"
I was having a shower when the front door opened
"Diana is that you?"
no answer but the person was coming upstairs
"DIANA DON'T COME INTO THE BATHROOM"
It was a maid we both started screaming
"INTRUDER ALERT MURDERER ALERT GET OUT OF MY PALACE YOU CREEP"
"This is Diana's palace!"
I know that but she let me have it!"
"we need to call her now"
"Can't she's out of range wanna play Twister?"
and so we started playing
"Diana's coming back for you right?"
"yeah at some point we'll have lots of time to play"
I started singing:
"Me and this strange maid are best friends!"
"GET OUT!"