Impressions

'Yes, hello, I may look cute, weak and harmless, but I can actually psychologically fuck you with my mind powers', Hange had pressed her hair down to her forehead and was giving a wide eyed look and smile on her face.

'Easy Arlert', Levy replied, swirling his cup. 'That creepy smile is a dead giveaway'.

'You are CORRECT!'

'And don't call him cute, that's weird'.

'Ha, ha, jealous?'

'Please'.

It was evening and Hange Zoe and Levi Ackerman were sharing drinks and killing time. Hange had decided to make of a game of coming up with impressions of people they both knew and Levi would have to guess. Being bored, he was just glad to have something to do to pass the time. Plus, he found Hange funny, that he always admitted this. He took a quick swig of his beer from his cup, his companion was getting ready for another impression.

'I'LL CRUSH THEM, I'LL KILL THEM,' she screamed, eyes wide, nostrils flared and teeth bared. 'I'LL KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING TITAN ON THIS EARTH! EVEN MYSELF! AARGHGIFUH! AAAHHHHHHHH!'

'Jaeger', Levy returned, hiding his grin behind his mug. 'But also you'.

'Whattt? I'm nothing like that!'

'You are', he countered. 'Full of rage, and won't shut up about Titans'.

'Alright arsehole. Whose this then?'

Levi watched as Hange picked up a few tissues and stuffed into the front of her shirt's collar. She then adopted a neutral, deadpanned look and spoke in monotone.

'Tch, tch, TCH! I wear a cravat so I can look fancy while I dust every surface and discuss crap. Also, I love Hange and she is superior to me in every conceivable way. She has a nice ass and her brain is fifty times bigger then my di-'

'You're full of shit'.

'HAHA! Too accurate?'

'You are not superior to me idiot'.

'But you love me'.

'Your face is stupid'.

'But it's YOUR face'.

'Shut up', he said with a half grin.

It remained a secret from Eren and the others, but Levi and Hange definitely had feelings for one another. Erwin and Mike were aware of their 'relationship' to some point or other, but neither Commander or Captain said anything. Not that you would find the two Squad Leaders arms all over each other, trying to suck each other's faces, all that they enjoyed behind closed doors. The last thing they would need is their squads gossiping about them. They too had been surprised of the affection between themselves.

We're not the usual couple Levi thought to himself, looking to his partner. Despite him calling her 'shitty glasses' all of the time and her calling 'pyschotic' all of the time in return, they loved each other in their own special way. They were pet names in a sense. Again, not the usual couple. They were only in the early stages of their relationship, the only intimacy they had was making out in privacy, away from inquisitive colleagues. As long as they had air in their lungs and witty comebacks for one another, the bond between them would only stronger. I'd like that to happen Levi smiled to himself. Hange interrupted his thoughts. She was getting ready for another impression.

'How about this then?' she asked, grasping her eyebrows and pulling them up, speaking in a loud voice that demanded authority.

'OFFER UP YOUR BEATING HEARTS, CHILDREN! ADVANCE! LEVI! Refuel! But don't goddamn ask me why or you'll ruin my SEXY AMBIGUITY!'

Levi choked on his drink, the beer spurting his mouth and nostrils. Erwin. His companion continued.

'LEVI! DO MY BIDDING WHILE I STAND HERE A CHIESLED GREEK GOD AND CONTEMPLATE THE INFINITE UNIVERSIE WITHIN MY EYEBROWS!'

Whilst Levi continued to cough and recover from his choking and Hange continued her impression rant, Commander Erwin Smith and Squad Leader Mike Zacharius both walked into the room. Both were surprised with what they had discovered.

'FOR THE LAST TIME HANGE, NO! YOU CANNOT PURCHASE TITAN-SIZED BLANKETS FOR BEAN! YOU KNOW MY BUDGET IS TIGHTER AS MY ARSEHOLE!'

Erwin and Mike both stood frozen to the spot in disbelief and shock, eyes wide and mouths agape.

'SON I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOUR SPINE IS BROKEN, TAKE DOWN THAT TITAN FOR HUMANITY!'

'Jesus. . . . . . . fucking. . . . . . . .Christ', Levi spluttered, still trying to find his breath.

'I HAVE ONLY THE FINEST HAIR IMPORTED FROM THE INTERIOR FOR MY TOUPE!'

Mike had started sweating and trembling, and had placed his lowers lips into his mouth, biting down on them. Trying to keep his laughter in. Erwin turned to the taller man and gave him a death glare, before speaking a low threatening tone.

'Don't you dare fucking laugh'.

'I'LL SACRIFICE YOUR BABY FOR HUMANITY! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!'

New chapter, guys. Another tribute to another LevixHange artwork found on Pinterest. This series of one shots will be a full story over Hange's and Levi's lives. If you have any requests, just state them. Until then, enjoy :)